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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:40:28 PM EDT
A Florida woman faces DUI and child abuse charges after she was caught swerving over the road and failed a breathalyzer test, all with an unbuckled child in the backseat of her car, officials said.

Brandy Lerma, 31, of Boynton Beach, was spotted by a tow truck driver swerving all over the road and almost hit four nearby cars, WPEC reported.

A responding deputy smelled alcohol coming from the car and saw an unrestrained 3-year-old in the backseat when he pulled Lerma over, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.

Lerma reportedly fell twice during a DUI roadside test, and took two breathalyzers tests in which she blew a .200 and a .187. She reportedly told police she took Percocet, Xanax, and drank two fireballs.



Whatever she took/drank...it sure fucked her up. 
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 Holy shit!!!

 OP, you gotta warn us before posting something like that!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:47:18 PM EDT
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Holy Eclipse... !  GUILTY
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What? You wouldn't want that looking up at you while you tapped dat ass?
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Exopthalmia.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:49:54 PM EDT
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She must have eaten too much Popeyes chicken.
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Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:51:16 PM EDT
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Koo Koo for Coco puffs.

She's drawn a bead on a target.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:52:20 PM EDT
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That bitch be geeking, yo!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:52:52 PM EDT
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Death penalty guilty.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:55:05 PM EDT
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Get both
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:56:12 PM EDT
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I'd rub my dick all over that bitch's pupils. Teabag her fuckin lids. Give her lashes a boston steamer. Give her brows a cold lunch. Nome saying?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:58:07 PM EDT
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Isn't that Latin for having your shit pushed in to far?
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:00:05 AM EDT
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Stop, stop, holy shit stop. I can't take it
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:00:24 AM EDT
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That looks like a new pic for "What has been seen cannot be unseen!"
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Stop, stop, holy shit stop. I can't take it
Can you imagine how good that'd feel to jab your sword straight into her eye as you climax?

#bruise the tip, it's worth it.

The nice thing about those chicks, is you can ask them to do all the weird shit that you're too embarrassed to attempt with the classy chick you bang in the bathroom at the bar right before last call.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:03:41 AM EDT
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Dupe
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:04:04 AM EDT
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Guilty as fuck
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:05:12 AM EDT
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.  
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:06:08 AM EDT
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We doing crazy eyes bitch again?
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:06:34 AM EDT
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Not doing, like fucking, I wouldn't fuck her with the Wookie's dick.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:07:13 AM EDT
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Actually, I think her and the Wookie could produce some good offspring for use in horror movies in the future, as cannibalistic psychos.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:07:34 AM EDT
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I just meant doing, as in discussing her arrest.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:07:51 AM EDT
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I meant to mention, I'm also IBTL.
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Pay me 100,000 grand I'd hit it
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Michelle Obama 
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:09:00 AM EDT
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@skywarp2203 don't know how hard I can whore it up.
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I ain't paying the medical bills.
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Michelle Obama 
If I was talking about Chewbacca I would dignify him by using his name.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:10:09 AM EDT
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. How you doing EQ79?
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:10:25 AM EDT
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Guilty as fuck
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The bug eyes are a dead giveaway.
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If he gives you beer, I want beer also!
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Isn't that Latin for having your shit pushed in to far?
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Exopthalmia.
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No, but that would also explain why her eye are bugged out.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:11:38 AM EDT
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I should have taken a picture of everything I sent redtruck before I boxed it up.
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Doing good, you?  
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No, but that would also explain why her eye are bugged out.
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No, but that would also explain why her eye are bugged out.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:12:15 AM EDT
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When we whore, we whore hard!!!
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You both get beer and shots.  
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Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:13:22 AM EDT
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Isn't it fun when you type a response, submit it, and the thread isn't locked yet?

The fun of dupe threads.
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Damn straight!
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:14:07 AM EDT
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Pretty good just asking haven't seen much of you today.
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Whore harder if you want this corner, you might have invited me, but this one is mine bitch!
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Fuck yeah!
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Can you imagine how good that'd feel to jab your sword straight into her eye as you climax?

#bruise the tip, it's worth it.

The nice thing about those chicks, is you can ask them to do all the weird shit that you're too embarrassed to attempt with the classy chick you bang in the bathroom at the bar right before last call.
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Stop, stop, holy shit stop. I can't take it
Can you imagine how good that'd feel to jab your sword straight into her eye as you climax?

#bruise the tip, it's worth it.

The nice thing about those chicks, is you can ask them to do all the weird shit that you're too embarrassed to attempt with the classy chick you bang in the bathroom at the bar right before last call.
Oh shit, thank's. I needed a good laugh.

But I prefer the banging in a parked car at the YMCA classy chicks
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Touché, you came in like a hurricane and conquered
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:17:05 AM EDT
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I think she's just needing a boyfriend who would appear on Jerry Springer that could help her get those eyes back into her skull.


If that ain't a good use of the abused emoji, I don't know what is.
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Whore harder if you want this corner, you might have invited me, but this one is mine bitch!
Touché, you came in like a hurricane and conquered
It's what I do!
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:18:09 AM EDT
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She's got Marty Feldman's eyes

Sung to the tune, She's got Betty Davis eyes
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