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Posted: 8/21/2017 10:40:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/21/2017 10:42:12 PM EST by pcsutton]
A Florida woman faces DUI and child abuse charges after she was caught swerving over the road and failed a breathalyzer test, all with an unbuckled child in the backseat of her car, officials said.

Brandy Lerma, 31, of Boynton Beach, was spotted by a tow truck driver swerving all over the road and almost hit four nearby cars, WPEC reported.

A responding deputy smelled alcohol coming from the car and saw an unrestrained 3-year-old in the backseat when he pulled Lerma over, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.

Lerma reportedly fell twice during a DUI roadside test, and took two breathalyzers tests in which she blew a .200 and a .187. She reportedly told police she took Percocet, Xanax, and drank two fireballs.



Whatever she took/drank...it sure fucked her up. 
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[Last Edit: 8/21/2017 10:46:04 PM EST by WileyG27]
 Holy shit!!!

 OP, you gotta warn us before posting something like that!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:47:18 PM EST
Holy Eclipse... ! GUILTY
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:47:28 PM EST
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Originally Posted By WileyG27:
 Holy shit!!!

 OP, you gotta warn us before posting something like that!
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What? You wouldn't want that looking up at you while you tapped dat ass?
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And still guilty!!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:48:57 PM EST
Exopthalmia.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:49:54 PM EST
She must have eaten too much Popeyes chicken.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:50:25 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ellermann13:
Holy Eclipse... ! GUILTY
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Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:51:16 PM EST
Koo Koo for Coco puffs.

She's drawn a bead on a target.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:52:20 PM EST
That bitch be geeking, yo!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:52:52 PM EST
Death penalty guilty.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:55:05 PM EST
Get both
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:56:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/21/2017 10:58:40 PM EST by Fella]
I'd rub my dick all over that bitch's pupils. Teabag her fuckin lids. Give her lashes a boston steamer. Give her brows a cold lunch. Nome saying?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:58:07 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Exopthalmia.
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Isn't that Latin for having your shit pushed in to far?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:00:05 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Fella:
I'd rub my dick all over that bitch's pupils. Teabag her fuckin lids. Give her lashes a boston steamer. Give her brows a cold lunch. Nome saying?
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Stop, stop, holy shit stop. I can't take it
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:00:24 PM EST
That looks like a new pic for "What has been seen cannot be unseen!"
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:03:00 PM EST
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Originally Posted By stinkypol:
Stop, stop, holy shit stop. I can't take it
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Originally Posted By stinkypol:
Originally Posted By Fella:
I'd rub my dick all over that bitch's pupils. Teabag her fuckin lids. Give her lashes a boston steamer. Give her brows a cold lunch. Nome saying?
Stop, stop, holy shit stop. I can't take it
Can you imagine how good that'd feel to jab your sword straight into her eye as you climax?

#bruise the tip, it's worth it.

The nice thing about those chicks, is you can ask them to do all the weird shit that you're too embarrassed to attempt with the classy chick you bang in the bathroom at the bar right before last call.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:03:41 PM EST
Dupe
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:04:04 PM EST
Guilty as fuck
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:05:12 PM EST
.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:06:08 PM EST
We doing crazy eyes bitch again?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:06:34 PM EST
Not doing, like fucking, I wouldn't fuck her with the Wookie's dick.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:07:13 PM EST
Actually, I think her and the Wookie could produce some good offspring for use in horror movies in the future, as cannibalistic psychos.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:07:34 PM EST
I just meant doing, as in discussing her arrest.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:07:51 PM EST
I meant to mention, I'm also IBTL.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:08:19 PM EST
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Originally Posted By slims_88:
Not doing, like fucking, I wouldn't fuck her with the Wookie's dick.
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Pay me 100,000 grand I'd hit it
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:08:30 PM EST
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Not doing, like fucking, I wouldn't fuck her with the Wookie's dick.
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Michelle Obama 
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:09:00 PM EST
@skywarp2203 don't know how hard I can whore it up.
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:


Pay me 100,000 grand I'd hit it
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I ain't paying the medical bills.
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Michelle Obama 
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Originally Posted By EQ79:
Originally Posted By slims_88:
Not doing, like fucking, I wouldn't fuck her with the Wookie's dick.
Michelle Obama 
If I was talking about Chewbacca I would dignify him by using his name.
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Originally Posted By EQ79:
Michelle Obama 
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. How you doing EQ79?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:10:25 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MILSPEC556:
Guilty as fuck
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The bug eyes are a dead giveaway.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:10:56 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
. How you doing EQ79?
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
Originally Posted By EQ79:
Michelle Obama 
. How you doing EQ79?
If he gives you beer, I want beer also!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:11:11 PM EST
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Originally Posted By stinkypol:
Isn't that Latin for having your shit pushed in to far?
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Originally Posted By stinkypol:
Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Exopthalmia.
Isn't that Latin for having your shit pushed in to far?
No, but that would also explain why her eye are bugged out.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:11:38 PM EST
I should have taken a picture of everything I sent redtruck before I boxed it up.
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. How you doing EQ79?
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Originally Posted By EQ79:
Michelle Obama 
. How you doing EQ79?
Doing good, you?  
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Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
No, but that would also explain why her eye are bugged out.
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Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Originally Posted By stinkypol:
Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Exopthalmia.
Isn't that Latin for having your shit pushed in to far?
No, but that would also explain why her eye are bugged out.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:12:15 PM EST
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Originally Posted By slims_88:
@skywarp2203 don't know how hard I can whore it up.
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When we whore, we whore hard!!!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:12:41 PM EST
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Originally Posted By slims_88:
If he gives you beer, I want beer also!
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Originally Posted By slims_88:
Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
Originally Posted By EQ79:
Michelle Obama 
. How you doing EQ79?
If he gives you beer, I want beer also!
You both get beer and shots.  
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:13:21 PM EST
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The bug eyes are a dead giveaway.
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Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:13:22 PM EST
Isn't it fun when you type a response, submit it, and the thread isn't locked yet?

The fun of dupe threads.
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
Originally Posted By slims_88:


The bug eyes are a dead giveaway.
https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/412301/image-287041.JPG
Damn straight!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:14:07 PM EST
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Doing good, you?  
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Pretty good just asking haven't seen much of you today.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:14:20 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
When we whore, we whore hard!!!
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
Originally Posted By slims_88:
@skywarp2203 don't know how hard I can whore it up.
When we whore, we whore hard!!!
Whore harder if you want this corner, you might have invited me, but this one is mine bitch!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:14:34 PM EST
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Originally Posted By EQ79:
You both get beer and shots.  
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Originally Posted By EQ79:
Originally Posted By slims_88:
Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
Originally Posted By EQ79:
Michelle Obama 
. How you doing EQ79?
If he gives you beer, I want beer also!
You both get beer and shots.  
Fuck yeah!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:14:47 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/21/2017 11:15:24 PM EST by stinkypol]
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Originally Posted By Fella:
Can you imagine how good that'd feel to jab your sword straight into her eye as you climax?

#bruise the tip, it's worth it.

The nice thing about those chicks, is you can ask them to do all the weird shit that you're too embarrassed to attempt with the classy chick you bang in the bathroom at the bar right before last call.
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Originally Posted By Fella:
Originally Posted By stinkypol:
Originally Posted By Fella:
I'd rub my dick all over that bitch's pupils. Teabag her fuckin lids. Give her lashes a boston steamer. Give her brows a cold lunch. Nome saying?
Stop, stop, holy shit stop. I can't take it
Can you imagine how good that'd feel to jab your sword straight into her eye as you climax?

#bruise the tip, it's worth it.

The nice thing about those chicks, is you can ask them to do all the weird shit that you're too embarrassed to attempt with the classy chick you bang in the bathroom at the bar right before last call.
Oh shit, thank's. I needed a good laugh.

But I prefer the banging in a parked car at the YMCA classy chicks
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:16:41 PM EST
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Originally Posted By slims_88:


Whore harder if you want this corner, you might have invited me, but this one is mine bitch!
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Touché, you came in like a hurricane and conquered
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:17:05 PM EST
I think she's just needing a boyfriend who would appear on Jerry Springer that could help her get those eyes back into her skull.


If that ain't a good use of the abused emoji, I don't know what is.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:17:45 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
Touché, you came in like a hurricane and conquered
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
Originally Posted By slims_88:


Whore harder if you want this corner, you might have invited me, but this one is mine bitch!
Touché, you came in like a hurricane and conquered
It's what I do!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:18:09 PM EST
She's got Marty Feldman's eyes

Sung to the tune, She's got Betty Davis eyes
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