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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:40:28 PM EDT
A Florida woman faces DUI and child abuse charges after she was caught swerving over the road and failed a breathalyzer test, all with an unbuckled child in the backseat of her car, officials said.
Brandy Lerma, 31, of Boynton Beach, was spotted by a tow truck driver swerving all over the road and almost hit four nearby cars, WPEC reported. A responding deputy smelled alcohol coming from the car and saw an unrestrained 3-year-old in the backseat when he pulled Lerma over, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office. Lerma reportedly fell twice during a DUI roadside test, and took two breathalyzers tests in which she blew a .200 and a .187. She reportedly told police she took Percocet, Xanax, and drank two fireballs. 
Whatever she took/drank...it sure fucked her up. 
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:45:28 PM EDT
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Holy shit!!!
OP, you gotta warn us before posting something like that! |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:47:18 PM EDT
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Holy Eclipse... ! GUILTY
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:47:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:48:01 PM EDT
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Holy shit!!! OP, you gotta warn us before posting something like that! |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:48:05 PM EDT
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Quote History And still guilty!!
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:48:57 PM EDT
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Exopthalmia.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:49:54 PM EDT
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She must have eaten too much Popeyes chicken.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:50:25 PM EDT
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Holy Eclipse... ! GUILTY |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:51:16 PM EDT
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Koo Koo for Coco puffs.
She's drawn a bead on a target. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:52:20 PM EDT
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That bitch be geeking, yo!
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:52:52 PM EDT
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Death penalty guilty.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:55:05 PM EDT
[#12]
Get both
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:56:12 PM EDT
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I'd rub my dick all over that bitch's pupils. Teabag her fuckin lids. Give her lashes a boston steamer. Give her brows a cold lunch. Nome saying?
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:58:07 PM EDT
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Exopthalmia. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:00:05 AM EDT
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I'd rub my dick all over that bitch's pupils. Teabag her fuckin lids. Give her lashes a boston steamer. Give her brows a cold lunch. Nome saying? 
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:00:24 AM EDT
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That looks like a new pic for "What has been seen cannot be unseen!"
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:03:00 AM EDT
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Stop, stop, holy shit stop. I can't take it Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'd rub my dick all over that bitch's pupils. Teabag her fuckin lids. Give her lashes a boston steamer. Give her brows a cold lunch. Nome saying? #bruise the tip, it's worth it. The nice thing about those chicks, is you can ask them to do all the weird shit that you're too embarrassed to attempt with the classy chick you bang in the bathroom at the bar right before last call. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:03:41 AM EDT
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Dupe
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:04:04 AM EDT
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Guilty as fuck
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:05:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:06:08 AM EDT
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We doing crazy eyes bitch again?
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:06:34 AM EDT
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Not doing, like fucking, I wouldn't fuck her with the Wookie's dick.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:07:13 AM EDT
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Actually, I think her and the Wookie could produce some good offspring for use in horror movies in the future, as cannibalistic psychos.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:07:34 AM EDT
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I just meant doing, as in discussing her arrest.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:07:51 AM EDT
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I meant to mention, I'm also IBTL.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:08:19 AM EDT
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Not doing, like fucking, I wouldn't fuck her with the Wookie's dick. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:08:30 AM EDT
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Not doing, like fucking, I wouldn't fuck her with the Wookie's dick. 
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:09:00 AM EDT
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@skywarp2203 don't know how hard I can whore it up.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:09:19 AM EDT
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Pay me 100,000 grand I'd hit it |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:09:49 AM EDT
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Michelle Obama Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Not doing, like fucking, I wouldn't fuck her with the Wookie's dick. 
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:10:09 AM EDT
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Michelle Obama  . How you doing EQ79?
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:10:25 AM EDT
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Guilty as fuck |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:10:56 AM EDT
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. How you doing EQ79?Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Michelle Obama . How you doing EQ79? |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:11:11 AM EDT
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Isn't that Latin for having your shit pushed in to far? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Exopthalmia. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:11:38 AM EDT
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I should have taken a picture of everything I sent redtruck before I boxed it up.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:11:39 AM EDT
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. How you doing EQ79?Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Michelle Obama . How you doing EQ79? |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:12:08 AM EDT
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No, but that would also explain why her eye are bugged out. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Exopthalmia. 
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:12:15 AM EDT
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@skywarp2203 don't know how hard I can whore it up. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:12:41 AM EDT
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If he gives you beer, I want beer also! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Michelle Obama . How you doing EQ79?
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:13:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:13:22 AM EDT
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Isn't it fun when you type a response, submit it, and the thread isn't locked yet?
The fun of dupe threads. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:13:48 AM EDT
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The bug eyes are a dead giveaway. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:14:07 AM EDT
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Doing good, you? |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:14:20 AM EDT
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When we whore, we whore hard!!! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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@skywarp2203 don't know how hard I can whore it up. 
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:14:34 AM EDT
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You both get beer and shots. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Michelle Obama . How you doing EQ79? |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:14:47 AM EDT
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Can you imagine how good that'd feel to jab your sword straight into her eye as you climax? #bruise the tip, it's worth it. The nice thing about those chicks, is you can ask them to do all the weird shit that you're too embarrassed to attempt with the classy chick you bang in the bathroom at the bar right before last call. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'd rub my dick all over that bitch's pupils. Teabag her fuckin lids. Give her lashes a boston steamer. Give her brows a cold lunch. Nome saying? #bruise the tip, it's worth it. The nice thing about those chicks, is you can ask them to do all the weird shit that you're too embarrassed to attempt with the classy chick you bang in the bathroom at the bar right before last call. But I prefer the banging in a parked car at the YMCA classy chicks
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:16:41 AM EDT
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Whore harder if you want this corner, you might have invited me, but this one is mine bitch! |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:17:05 AM EDT
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I think she's just needing a boyfriend who would appear on Jerry Springer that could help her get those eyes back into her skull.
If that ain't a good use of the abused emoji, I don't know what is. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:17:45 AM EDT
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Touché, you came in like a hurricane and conquered Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Whore harder if you want this corner, you might have invited me, but this one is mine bitch! |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:18:09 AM EDT
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She's got Marty Feldman's eyes
Sung to the tune, She's got Betty Davis eyes |
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