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Posted: 6/14/2003 6:20:14 PM EST
This is a group buy that I'm only going to offer to you folks here at ar15dotcom, the people I work with, and pretty much everyone else I meet until the day I die. For only $2.00 each I will be your friend. That's right, you read it correctly! YOUR FRIEND! I'll be here for you to talk to, complain to, ask advice, exchange witty stories, etc. Paypal or cash is best. Balming
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 6:23:16 PM EST
just emailed you a check [:O]
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 6:27:02 PM EST
There's a guy at AK-47.net that will be my friend for $1.98. BALMING is ripping us off!
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 6:28:31 PM EST
I offer a guarantee. and a cookie Balming
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 6:30:41 PM EST
will this cookie be of the chocolate chip kind?
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 6:31:21 PM EST
Do you take green stamps?? [:E][:E] ____________________________________ The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you are already dead. And the sooner you accept that, the sooner you will be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function, without mercy, without compassion, without remorse.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 6:32:01 PM EST
Originally Posted By Balming: I offer a guarantee. and a cookie Balming
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Yeah, but what kind of cookie? It better not be one of those cookies w/ Trans Fatty Acids in them, cause then you're just ripping us off!
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 6:32:08 PM EST
I would like to be your friend. I will pay the $2.00
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 6:34:01 PM EST
Originally Posted By Balming: For only $2.00 each I will be your friend.
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Send the $2.00 and we shall talk after the funds arrive.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 6:52:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By Merril_B: I would like to be your friend. I will pay the $2.00
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No dude, he doesn't want you to be his friend. We will be [b]YOUR[/b] friend for 2 bucks. See?!? ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 6:56:35 PM EST
I'm a little short of cash. Will you be a good enough friend to spot me the $2.00? I'll sell some blood or sperm or something and pay you next month.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 6:59:25 PM EST
Two bucks, huh? Hmmmmmm, I don't know. Do you have any references?
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 7:03:43 PM EST
ok, I need a friend .. as a gesture of goodwill .. will you let me borrow 2 bucks.. :) the amount I ask to borrow will get bigger as we become closer friend.. and once we are friends I wont pay you back cause after all .. we're friends right ?
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 7:08:29 PM EST
Ho.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 7:09:05 PM EST
Is this a Pre-ban or Post-ban group buy?
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 7:14:33 PM EST
How much would it be if I just wanted you to be a pal?
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 7:16:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By Oslow: I'm a little short of cash. Will you be a good enough friend to spot me the $2.00? I'll sell some blood or sperm or something and pay you next month.
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[lol]
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 7:18:16 PM EST
i'll give you a nickel
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 7:19:47 PM EST
Can one of the mods please lock his account? I sent him the $2.00 via GayPal and he hasn't come through on his promise to be my friend. Not even so much as a phone call just to say hi and see how I'm doing [:(]
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 7:34:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By Demordrah: Can one of the mods please lock his account? I sent him the $2.00 via GayPal and he hasn't come through on his promise to be my friend. Not even so much as a phone call just to say hi and see how I'm doing [:(]
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aha i now see the need for this "no group buys" rule i'm glad i wasn't taken in by this no good hustler
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 7:39:44 PM EST
I will gladly pay you Tuesday, for your friendship today. Wimpy IS THE MAN!!!!
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 7:40:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 7:48:52 PM EST
Originally Posted By Oslow: I'm a little short of cash. Will you be a good enough friend to spot me the $2.00? I'll sell some blood or sperm or something and pay you next month.
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Why don't you just cut out the middleman and send him your sperm as payment, then he use it as he wishes. Sorry, I think I just crossed some line of AR15.com decorum with this post...
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 8:24:57 PM EST
Are you GAY?
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 8:26:53 PM EST
please send fax number so i can fax over a two dollar bill
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 4:28:57 AM EST
Price reduced to $0.99 until 9-13-04. By the way, STOP SENDING ME SPERM AND PLASMA!!! Sell the samples yourself and send me the $$$! And you three that stood outside my house and "deposited" your sperm sample on my front door, well that's just uncalled for! Balming
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 5:31:59 AM EST
I don't care much for the Balming you are offering; you would get more takers if there were more options. For one thing; you need a muzzle brake.
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 5:33:17 AM EST
Oh, and the finish is kind of shitty.
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 12:13:12 PM EST
All my friends have died horrible deaths. Cheque is in the mail. cynic
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 12:44:33 PM EST
I faxed you the funds... ...ole buddy [booze]
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 2:47:28 PM EST
Over at DU, they offer this service just for the asking! [peep]
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 3:22:49 PM EST
Gee osprey21 you gonna share that bottle? Bob (thanks) [BOOZE]
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 3:48:43 PM EST
uh, huh huh huh. and theres plenty more where that came from, sir! [bounce]
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