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Posted: 9/14/2005 7:26:03 AM EDT
This is what my lovely bride of eleven plus years made for me. It's not funny. I thought she loved me, but now I'm not sure. What do you think?
 I have a yellow pages lawyer on my speed dial or a shovel and a 50 pound bag of lime waiting for your input. regards, roy d |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 7:28:50 AM EDT
[#1]
It's food, I'd eat it, 10+
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Posted: 9/14/2005 7:29:27 AM EDT
[#2]
Damn, what did she leave those in for an hour or so?
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Posted: 9/14/2005 7:30:09 AM EDT
[#3]
dude, it is chocolate chip with M&M's
eat it.... |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 7:30:37 AM EDT
[#4]
Do you have a dog?
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Posted: 9/14/2005 7:30:45 AM EDT
[#5]
Doh! it depends on how she makes up for it ...
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Posted: 9/14/2005 7:31:11 AM EDT
[#6]
crunch, crunch...eat 'em!
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Posted: 9/14/2005 7:31:36 AM EDT
[#7]
Looks like diahrrea with skittles mixed in....I'd pass on those dude.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 7:32:01 AM EDT
[#8]
oh man!!!!! I LOVE my dog WAAAAAY too much. |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 7:46:18 AM EDT
[#9]
What a wife... she baked you some reactive targets for the next trip to the range.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 7:47:17 AM EDT
[#10]
odds are they'll taste pretty good. I'd eat them. Or at least give it a try.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 7:49:03 AM EDT
[#11]
the question is not how good are her cookies,
but.... how good is her pie. keep trashing on her cookies again and you won't get to answer the pie question for a LOOOOOOOOOng time
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Posted: 9/14/2005 8:24:53 AM EDT
[#12]
What should be my marital future?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ 2 ] Divorce the no-talent hag [ 11.76% ] <----- Not Married [ 0 ] Kill the no-baking ho [ 0% ] [ 1 ] go date Martha Stewart you ungrateful s.o.b. [ 5.88% ] [ 2 ] Learn to bake yourself, loser [ 11.76% ] [ 2 ] eat the damn cookies and say "yummy, dear" [ 11.76% ] <----- Married -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total Votes :: 17 |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 8:49:34 AM EDT
[#13]
Put em in a clay pigeon thrower and blast away
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Posted: 9/14/2005 8:50:29 AM EDT
[#14]
I'd eat it
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Posted: 9/14/2005 8:52:51 AM EDT
[#15]
Jesus man, she can't bake AND she can't clean dishes for shit! That cookie sheet is filthy!
EPOCH 
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Posted: 9/14/2005 8:54:17 AM EDT
[#16]
Trix Cereal Cookies
 How could you leave somebody that creative? |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 8:54:44 AM EDT
[#17]
How do you Fuck up cookies that bad?
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Posted: 9/14/2005 8:56:24 AM EDT
[#18]
Get some vanilla ice cream and crumble them into it. Make the best of it.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:00:02 AM EDT
[#19]
... the PAM goes under the cookies, not around the edge of the pan. |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:02:12 AM EDT
[#20]
My daughters are 100% in charge of cookie baking duty now. My wife's idea of cooking is, ... Well, hell, I don't know what it is.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:02:44 AM EDT
[#21]
If she can make a decent sammich...I'd let her slide on the cookies.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:03:34 AM EDT
[#22]
I am in charge off cookie cooking.
1. I am an fucking cookie master. 2. No one else here eats cookies. |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:03:57 AM EDT
[#23]
They look like shit biscuits
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:05:29 AM EDT
[#24]
No gun. -5.
No stapler. -1 No napkin. -1 No knife. -1 No measuring device. -1 No alcohol. -3 |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:05:35 AM EDT
[#25]
What is she really good for?
My ex couldn't cook or bake fer shit.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:06:31 AM EDT
[#26]
look man, everybody knows it's the thought that counts. and judging by that picture it looks like she was thinking of melting and burning your ass. rrruuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:08:07 AM EDT
[#27]
Hey man, cookies are cookies.
She tried, sorry bro, no dice.... |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:10:33 AM EDT
[#28]
www.ratemypuke.com
Leave link cold!!! |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:10:33 AM EDT
[#29]
If bad cookies are the worst part of the deal, send her to me!
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:13:12 AM EDT
[#30]
They look good! I'd eat 'em with some milk!
I know you are joking, but I hope you at least thanked her. Next time make them WITH her and show her how it's done. I like making cookies, despite being a guy. I always wind up eating like 1/4 of the cookie dough though. 
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:14:09 AM EDT
[#31]
Post a pic of the wife so we can determine if you should dump her or not, if she is hot forget it, eat the cookies, take some Pepto and be happy!
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:15:42 AM EDT
[#32]
Fruity Pebbles cookies?
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:16:27 AM EDT
[#33]
Take the cookies off the tray, shift them around and see if she'll eat one in front of you.
If she does, then feed one to the dog, one to the annoying kid next door and one to the cat. If all four survive, try a nibble. Kharn |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:18:05 AM EDT
[#34]
Shut up and eat em'.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:21:45 AM EDT
[#35]
Is that CORN in the middle?
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:22:05 AM EDT
[#36]
Wait untill she is menopausal...
You will have a cookie sheet of carbon disks to eat. Some how she remembers to make them and put them in the oven. For the life of her she can't remember to take them out  GM |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:29:24 AM EDT
[#37]
Be a man and eat them cookies, and shut up..........she tried
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:33:43 AM EDT
[#38]
UPDATE:
All you guys that responded with "eat the damn cookies"...thanks. JACKASSES!!! My dog is dead....don't feed chocolate to a dog. I've broken a tooth. I've been on the toilet for hours. My wife called to say that she is leaving me for a fellow AR15.com member who is short, fat, bald, wears an eye patch and claims to shoot sub-moa with his never-cleaned OLY using wolf ammo and a Leapers carry handle mounted scope. He also still lives at home with his mom, works part-time security at the Mall at nights, prefers 5.11 pants rather than jeans and practices the art of Rex-kwan-do. I guess she loves him cuz he's soooo tactical. BTW, she said she's taking everything but I can keep the Dodge Caravan. As soon as I get off this toilet, I'm gonna go abuse myself while watching a Martha Stewart cooking show. roy d |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:36:15 AM EDT
[#39]
Roy, Congratulations. Since it's over, could you tell us what the colored thingies are on the Crispy Sugar Blobs.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:38:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:40:40 AM EDT
[#41]
tell her to add baking soda AND powder next time and to follow the reciepe of mixing drys and liquids seperate.
and oh yeah...bothe tha above ingriediens are only good for like a year- shit can and get new after that-look for experation date. BTW- that pan is probably permantley that way (ours are) from spraying with PAM and it bakes on harder than teflon AR15 coating.....hmmm maybe a new trend? Get some silicone baking mats- they do work and ya dont need PAM |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:40:49 AM EDT
[#42]
Well, that's why I asked Roy to clarify for us. Could be Fruity Pebbles. Looked a little round so I guess Trix. M&M would't have been in my top five pics, from the looks of it. |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:42:51 AM EDT
[#43]
Brother, she hates you!
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:43:20 AM EDT
[#44]
Listen to this guy. Cheeseheads, I being one for 10 years, know they're food well. God, how I miss Wisconsin for the good eats. 
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:44:50 AM EDT
[#45]
Hey if I had to eat burnt toast with mayo and peanut butter on it [kids] washed down with pulpy OJ the least you can do is eat the dern cookies. Granted they look like they'll send anyone into diabetic shock.
Patty |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:50:56 AM EDT
[#46]
Patty, Look more closely at the picture. That IS burnt toast with mayo and peanut butter. Only these have some sort of colored thingies in there as well. |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 9:55:05 AM EDT
[#47]
Even bad cookies are better then no cookies. You should send your lovely bride flowers for her efforts.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 10:02:23 AM EDT
[#48]
My wife baked this last year.
 The dress and everything from the waist down is cake. She makes good cookies too.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 10:04:23 AM EDT
[#49]
Bad cookies are only better than no cookies if you have no Oreo's or Vanilla wafers in the pantry. Part of my in-house SHTF with desert go to snacks. |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 10:48:18 AM EDT
[#50]
You better buck up, roydamnnnmercer.....or Ima gunna come up there an' give ya a asswhuppin'!!!
Wife done made you some cookies, see? Yer gonna enjoy e'm!!!! Yer 'roydamnmercer, dammit...better be actin' like it
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