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Posted: 4/17/2017 12:53:08 AM EDT

I once saw a girl puke about 3 stories up on the stairs to a slide. The stairs looked like this:

The vomit dripped down through the stairs onto other people standing below

The people below didn't seem to realize it since water was dripping down too

Posted: 4/17/2017 1:14:31 AM EDT

[#1]

Watched a woman go down the super steep slide,her legs spread at the finish and when she stood up she shit herself from all the water that went up her ass

Posted: 4/17/2017 1:15:01 AM EDT

[#2]

Dozens of second generation of MS13 baby bangers splashing around while their tatted up padres sat around poking away on their cellphones

It was disturbing and surreal.

Posted: 4/17/2017 1:15:58 AM EDT

[#3]

the water

Posted: 4/17/2017 1:16:05 AM EDT

[#4]

Land whale in a Speedo.

Posted: 4/17/2017 1:17:46 AM EDT

[#5]

A tampon in the wave pool.

Posted: 4/17/2017 1:19:40 AM EDT

[#6]

People in bathing suits who should have been wearing car covers.

Used band-aids floating around.

Bright red condom floating around.

A giant doody in one of the changing booths.

A pair of blood soaked bikini bottoms under a lounge chair.

Baby in a leaky swim diaper with a brown oil slick trailing it around.

Water parks are gross and only slightly better than swimming in The Mississippi.

Posted: 4/17/2017 1:19:48 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/17/2017 1:22:28 AM EDT

[#8]

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I pee in them all the time. Once a lifeguard caught me and yelled. Startled me so badly I nearly feel in.

Posted: 4/17/2017 1:29:11 AM EDT

[#9]

350lb woman in a bikini.

Posted: 4/17/2017 1:30:51 AM EDT

[#10]

Humans.

Posted: 4/17/2017 1:33:51 AM EDT

[#11]

Handicap teenage girl sitting on a water jet. Maybe it felt good to her or something.

Posted: 4/17/2017 1:40:08 AM EDT

[#12]

A little girl running her mouth up and down the rope they had for hand rails on the stairs... her mom just calmly told her not to and she continued.

I looked at my girlfriend and was like how many snotty hands, ass scratching fingers have touched that?

Posted: 4/17/2017 1:43:07 AM EDT

[#13]

The people, mostly.

Posted: 4/17/2017 1:44:43 AM EDT

[#14]

I worked at Hurricane Harbor in Arlington for 5 summers, 3 as a lifeguard, and 2 as a security guard.

I've seen:

Sex in the lazy river (lifeguard and some banging hot chick that I later went to highschool with).
Two old men out in the parking lot beating their meat to the chicks in bikinis through the fence. Paid the $7 for parking. Should have gotten a porno mag.
Pedophiles with visible erections while walking around the kiddie area.
A few turds in pools, babies with full diapers leaking while their parents try to get them out of the pool.
Some 300 pound woman bragging about her Double D boobies.
Some 13 year old girls flashing me. They both got nabbed by a security guard, and sure enough, mama was an exotic dancer.

My personal worst is the people who would ask us why we put tons of salt in the wave pool. I eventually boiled my answer down to "We don't, you do..." By the end of summer, it was as salty as the ocean. I hated having to jump into it.

Posted: 4/17/2017 1:45:09 AM EDT

[#15]

Poop, puke, open sores, bare feet that had sores, dirty dirty people.

Don't know why...but there is always poop.

Posted: 4/17/2017 1:47:10 AM EDT

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Watched a woman go down the super steep slide,her legs spread at the finish and when she stood up she shit herself from all the water that went up her ass

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Posted: 4/17/2017 1:48:12 AM EDT

[#17]

Yellow Foam

Posted: 4/17/2017 2:00:48 AM EDT

[#18]

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I may have seen that movie, German isn't it?

Posted: 4/17/2017 2:06:20 AM EDT

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My personal worst is the people who would ask us why we put tons of salt in the wave pool. I eventually boiled my answer down to "We don't, you do..." By the end of summer, it was as salty as the ocean. I hated having to jump into it.

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Posted: 4/17/2017 2:57:32 AM EDT

[#20]

A floating weave

Why not just swim in a sewer?

Posted: 4/17/2017 3:05:49 AM EDT

[#21]

I've never been to one, thank God

Posted: 4/17/2017 3:14:43 AM EDT

[#22]

Big ass open diabetic looking sore on a dudes leg.

Posted: 4/17/2017 3:17:41 AM EDT

[#23]

This smells of a poop thread.....

Posted: 4/17/2017 5:15:20 AM EDT

[#24]

Fuck that. Pools, hot tubs, whatever, just big bowls of asshole soup. It's like a reverse Golden Corral.

Posted: 4/17/2017 5:21:11 AM EDT

[#25]

people

Posted: 4/17/2017 5:22:41 AM EDT

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Oh... there will be much more than poop floating about.

Posted: 4/17/2017 5:47:59 AM EDT

[#27]

One of those areas where water jets shoot straight up in random patterns. Kids are running through trying to avoid getting sprayed. A little girl walks right into the center and takes a dump.

Posted: 4/17/2017 5:55:53 AM EDT

[#28]

There was a guy who watched his kid get decapitated...was that a water slide?

Posted: 4/17/2017 6:11:49 AM EDT

[#29]

Watched a fat girl at 6 flags Denver drop her period while in the pool. Looked like a scene from Jaws.

Posted: 4/17/2017 6:14:51 AM EDT

[#30]

Google "water slide with poop".

The filthy unwiped buttholes, the frothy, yeasty twats, the gallons of pee..... the thought of wanting to share a pool with hundreds and hundreds of random people is about as appealing as eating at a buffet where people serve themselves with their bare hands.

Posted: 4/17/2017 6:14:58 AM EDT

[#31]

Nothing. We even have a water park within town here and have still never been inside.

... and this thread is pretty much reinforcing that idea for us.

Posted: 4/17/2017 6:16:30 AM EDT

[#32]

Super infection and patient zero will start at the water park someday

Posted: 4/17/2017 6:18:35 AM EDT

[#33]

A 350 lb woman holding a 3 year old's hand as he was squatting down to drop a load in a 6" deep section of a pool. She was encouraging him/her. "You can do it baby. You can do. Go on."

Posted: 4/17/2017 6:20:29 AM EDT

[#34]

Oh, this should be a fun thread to show my Co-workers...

I design systems for pools like this.

Posted: 4/17/2017 6:20:43 AM EDT

[#35]

Not a waterpark, but a buddy ripped his toenail off his big toe on a waterslide on a cruise ship. Lots of blood.
He cursed.

.

Posted: 4/17/2017 6:20:49 AM EDT

[#36]

A kid break his neck and turn rag doll for life.

Posted: 4/17/2017 6:22:35 AM EDT

[#37]

i've never been to a water park. the whole idea sounds gross.

if this thread didn't have a title. i would have thought you guys were talking about the golden corral.

Posted: 4/17/2017 6:30:43 AM EDT

[#38]

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There was a guy who watched his kid get decapitated...was that a water slide?

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At Schliterbaun (spell)

Posted: 4/17/2017 6:31:00 AM EDT

[#39]

I used to lifeguard at a waterpark. I don't think I've been back to one since then. People are filthy.

Posted: 4/17/2017 6:36:44 AM EDT

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A kid break his neck and turn rag doll for life.

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That's fucked up.

Posted: 4/17/2017 6:56:41 AM EDT

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Google "water slide with poop".

The filthy unwiped buttholes, the frothy, yeasty twats, the gallons of pee..... the thought of wanting to share a pool with hundreds and hundreds of random people is about as appealing as eating at a buffet where people serve themselves with their bare hands.

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See, even water parks have their chocolate wonderfall. They are a perfect analogy to Golden Corral.

Posted: 4/17/2017 7:05:28 AM EDT

[#42]

Bigfoot/Wookiee/"Samsquanch" sightings on the lazy river.

Posted: 4/17/2017 7:08:01 AM EDT

[#43]

Something about a waterpark attracts the people of Walmart.

Posted: 4/17/2017 7:11:27 AM EDT

[#44]

At the Kings Island (OH) water park.

On a hot summer day, while sitting on the edge of the water in the wave pool, a PANTY LINER floated in. It looked like a mini albino stingray, flapping it's wings, as it came

That same day the TURD ALERT siren went off, and everybody had to get out of the water, so they could super chlorinate the water for 30 minutes.

Everybody at the park gets sweaty as a whore in church, and then heads for the water park. I don't think I've been in a public pool since. It's really gross if you think about it. Had to be 10 or 12 years ago.

Posted: 4/17/2017 7:31:55 AM EDT

[#45]

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One of those areas where water jets shoot straight up in random patterns. Kids are running through trying to avoid getting sprayed. A little girl walks right into the center and takes a dump.

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Should have dropped the deuce right on top of a wide-angle sprayer for maximum effect

Posted: 4/17/2017 7:34:58 AM EDT

[#46]

I don't have a problem with waterparks but they aren't really my thing. I still have neck problems from a badly-designed (and now permanently removed) slide at one in central TX.

I haven't seen much gross at them. Plenty of

though.

Posted: 4/17/2017 7:35:58 AM EDT

[#47]

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At the Kings Island (OH) water park.

On a hot summer day, while sitting on the edge of the water in the wave pool, a PANTY LINER floated in. It looked like a mini albino stingray, flapping it's wings, as it came

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Posted: 4/17/2017 7:36:39 AM EDT

[#48]

I'm not into taking baths with strangers... Best water park is the ocean...

Posted: 4/17/2017 7:37:54 AM EDT

[#49]

This one guy had the hairiest back possible.

I was just a kid.

Now I have a hairy back.

Back hair is contagious.

Posted: 4/17/2017 7:51:40 AM EDT

[#50]

Someone left a massive sewer trout on one of the benches the changing room, and rather than call someone to clean it up, kids stood around and poked it and snapped it with towels.

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