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Posted: 10/11/2004 6:04:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/11/2004 6:05:07 AM EDT by Jasba]
Okay, so my oldest daughter is about to turn 4 years old, so they bumped her up to the next class at Sunday school yesterday. Of course I have to work, but when I get home she meets me at the door yelling, "Dad, I got a gun at church today!!!!", then runs off to her room to get it for me. She comes back with this:

Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:06:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/11/2004 6:06:33 AM EDT by Zaphod]
Muzzle discipline: it's never too early to learn!
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:07:25 AM EDT
Where is the trigger?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:08:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Where is the trigger?



Better yet, what caliber is it?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:09:00 AM EDT
"Our Blessed Lady of Superior Firepower"

Services at 9:00 am and 11:00 am

Sporting clays at 12:30 pm



Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:24:03 AM EDT
Glock?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:24:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Where is the trigger?



Better yet, what caliber is it?


New alpha-numeric nomenclature: H20
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:29:04 AM EDT
I get a charge from seeing this place on the road map every time I drive through Kansas - the Beecher Bible and Rifle Church www.wamego.org/beecher.htm
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:33:05 AM EDT
That's funny.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:36:02 AM EDT
To bad its in pre-ban config. Maybe you can get it threaded.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:45:38 AM EDT
Illegal all plastic gun?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:45:56 AM EDT
Does it take Hi-Cap Mags
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:46:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Where is the trigger?



"More thrusts per squeeze...."
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:52:14 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:54:17 AM EDT
I bet she could get that through metal detectors!!!!

Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:56:26 AM EDT
Did she have to pass a background check?

Did she have a waiting period before she could take possession for it?

Is it registered?

Does she have a CCL for it?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:45:47 AM EDT
Does it squirt holy water?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:49:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Does it squirt holy water?



If I remember my Dungeons and Dragons rules (that's 20 years ago),

Holy Water is very damaging to the Undead.

That includes Zombies....
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:51:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Where is the trigger?


it's a squeeze cocker.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:53:49 AM EDT
Is that one of those fully automatic revolvers I've been hearing about?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:05:49 AM EDT
No safety, no chamber loaded indicator...that's a Saturday Night Special all the way.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 8:08:42 AM EDT
hmmm.......the new Glock H2O?
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