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Posted: 9/22/2004 10:32:59 PM EST

WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE THEIR
DAYS INTERESTING.

From an "old"(wise) person.

I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5
MINUTES.

WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT A PARKING TICKET.

I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR A
BREAK?"

HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET.

I CALLED HIM A NAME. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER TICKET FOR
HAVING WORN TIRES.

SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT ON
THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST.

THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.

THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE TICKETS
HE WROTE.

I DIDN'T CARE. MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE HAD A
"ELECT JOHN KERRY" BUMPER STICKER ON IT.

I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED.
IT'S IMPORTANT AT OUR AGE.
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 10:39:47 PM EST
Good one.
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 10:51:19 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 11:06:56 PM EST
I am going to try that!! Awesome!
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 11:22:44 PM EST
Good one!!! speaking of asshats with Kerry bumper stickers, some moron jabbering away on his cell phone came right up on my ass swerving all over the road, passed me and then suddenly slowed down to cross 2 lanes of traffic in front of me only to get off the exit that was less than a half mile away.
Link Posted: 9/22/2004 11:28:16 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 1:54:19 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/23/2004 1:54:37 AM EST by badeffect10]
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 4:55:08 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 4:57:54 AM EST
I belive this is a dupe..... but still funny!
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 5:51:27 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/23/2004 5:52:02 AM EST by StewartTR]


This kind of reminds me of my late step Grandfather, he was one ornery old cuss but in a fun way. Someone he knew left a dog with him to watch while they went on some sort of trip. They warned him not to give the dog a certain kind of dog food because it gave the dog really bad gas. That ornery old SOB waited until the day before they picked the dog up and started feeding it this dog food. My understanding was that they had a several hour drive ahead of them after they picked up the dog.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 11:38:01 AM EST
btt
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 11:40:19 AM EST
That's great.
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