I work with a fellow named Joe, who cannot shoot worth a darn. He missed a deer at 50 feet, literally. He missed another that same season that was close as well. Well, he came into work yesterday bragging about shooting a feral pig. I asked him how far away it was, and he said (after some hemming and hawing) "about 15 feet". So, I started calling him the "Pig Sniper". Can one of you wizards whip up a humorous photoshop image showing a funny looking pig in the crosshairs with the words "Joe, The Pig Sniper" on it? It would be very funny. I don't know what I could do in exchange, but I'll try to think of something.