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Posted: 9/16/2004 8:18:49 PM EST
Got this from another site:


Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time "working girl" and knows nothing about my family. All things considered, my problem is this... I love my fiancée' and look forward to bringing her into our family and I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
My question is: Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for President?
Signed, "Worried About My Reputation"
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 8:20:10 PM EST
Seen that one somewhere.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 8:21:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By mtechgunman:
Seen that one somewhere.



Same here.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 8:21:37 PM EST
Man, that is stupid. Don't tell me you made that up by yourself.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 8:27:33 PM EST
Tough croud tonigh. Like I said, I got it from another site. Thought it was funny.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 8:57:16 PM EST
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