I applied at 10:30 yesterday morning by email for a job with a local security firm. They call me at 11:35, asking me if I can interview immediately. I say, "Sure!" and ask for directions. They give me the address, and ask me to be there at 12:30. I "triple-S'ed" and got there with 5 minutes to spare, which was saying something, since I'm in the North County, and the interview was in the South.
As some of you guys know, I only have one good eye. I walk in, take off my sunglasses, and the bee-atch behind the desk says, "Oh, I should have told you the contract requires 20/20 vision in both eyes. Thank you for coming down. Have a nice day." Then she put her head back down to what she was doing. Hmmm... Is it just me or would you consider NOT pissing off a man who is applying for an armed position?
Don't worry. She's still breathing, albeit without the aid of a ventilator, as I would have originally preferred.