I went to bed last night about 11:00 as usual and, as usual, signed on to surf the web.  All the lights were out except for the blue glow from the screen of my laptop.

Well, I heard a noise like the sound of a door opening.  I grabbed my P.J. bottoms and my XD45 and went to investigate.  I went down the hall with a q-beam spotlight and, lo-and-behold, in the bright, piercing 1million candle-power light was a hulking man with a ski mask on.  He had a big pile of money in his arms that I had left out on my dining room table.

I told him to drop my money and to get on the floor.  He just looked at me from behind the mask.  I aimed the XD45 at him (we were about 20 feet apart) and about that time he lunged at me with a steak knife he got from the kitchen drawer.  I squeezed off a double-tap right into his chest.  He went down like a limp rag doll.  I followed up with 2 more while he was on the floor to make sure he was out of the fight.

Feeling secure that the perp was no longer a threat, I went back to my bedroom to call 911.  My wife was already in her room with my sawed-off 12 gage shotgun.  I called 911 and explained the situation.  When the police arrived I let them in and we went to the spot where I put the burglar down--only he wasn't there !!!   The only sign that something happened was money all over the floor and 2 bullet holes in the wall and 2 in the floor.

They put out an APB on the suspect.  I learned that a guy named Michael Meyers was robbing houses and stealing stuff in our neighborhood's vicinity and it was probably him since the M.O. was the same.  I was told to listen for suspicious sounds like "cha, cha, cha... die, die, die" and if I hear them, to get out of the house ASAP.

Well, I went back to bed and posted some stuff on boards I frequent.  I felt secure in knowing my trusty XD45 was by my side and was reliable even though it was only 4 shots out of a brand-new pistol.

My encounter with this guy is entirely true and I'm ready if he comes around again.

lawdog

Wow, I'm glad to see that you're alright. Did you experience temporary hearing loss? Did you actually hit him, or were they misses?

Quoted: Wow, I'm glad to see that you're alright. Did you experience temporary hearing loss? Did you actually hit him, or were they misses?

Quoted: Wow, I'm glad to see that you're alright. Did you experience temporary hearing loss? Did you actually hit him, or were they misses?

He's funnin'.

Quoted: Wow, I'm glad to see that you're alright. Did you experience temporary hearing loss? Did you actually hit him, or were they misses?

Dude, he's making it up.

It's the guy from Halloween.

Since we aren't supposed to say A'hole on here, I will call you a Fundio for that one.....



Had me going for a minute....

How do you like that XD45?

I'm thinking about one of those too now (not "now" as in now that I read your story, but now as in for the last couple of days)

Obvious bs story because the term "draw-down" is no where to be seen!  

You left out the bag was marked with "$" like in the cartoons.

G

Took a full power shot from a 45 and got up?    has to be a 9mm.

Even Michael Myers could not take a full power shot from a 45.  That would be like staring down Chuck Norris.

I grabbed my P.J. bottoms

What, you surf the net naked or something.

Damn, did I get played?

ETA: I was under the impression that someone was dressed up like him and making those sounds....ah, damn you!

Quoted: Damn, did I get played?

Yep, pretty much.

Quoted: I went to bed last night about 11:00 as usual and, as usual, signed on to surf the web.  All the lights were out except for the blue glow from the screen of my laptop. Well, I heard a noise like the sound of a door opening.  I grabbed my P.J. bottoms and my XD45 and went to investigate.  I went down the hall with a q-beam spotlight and, lo-and-behold, in the bright, piercing 1million candle-power light was a hulking man with a ski mask on.  He had a big pile of money in his arms that I had left out on my dining room table. I told him to drop my money and to get on the floor.  He just looked at me from behind the mask.  I aimed the XD45 at him (we were about 20 feet apart) and about that time he lunged at me with a steak knife he got from the kitchen drawer.  I squeezed off a double-tap right into his chest.  He went down like a limp rag doll.  I followed up with 2 more while he was on the floor to make sure he was out of the fight. Feeling secure that the perp was no longer a threat, I went back to my bedroom to call 911.  My wife was already in her room with my sawed-off 12 gage shotgun.  I called 911 and explained the situation.  When the police arrived I let them in and we went to the spot where I put the burglar down--only he wasn't there !!!   The only sign that something happened was money all over the floor and 2 bullet holes in the wall and 2 in the floor. They put out an APB on the suspect.  I learned that a guy named Michael Meyers was robbing houses and stealing stuff in our neighborhood's vicinity and it was probably him since the M.O. was the same.  I was told to listen for suspicious sounds like "cha, cha, cha... die, die, die" and if I hear them, to get out of the house ASAP. Well, I went back to bed and posted some stuff on boards I frequent.  I felt secure in knowing my trusty XD45 was by my side and was reliable even though it was only 4 shots out of a brand-new pistol. My encounter with this guy is entirely true and I'm ready if he comes around again. lawdog img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/lawdog530/Lawdog.gif

Did you hear creepy horror movie type music?

Quoted: Damn, did I get played? ETA: I was under the impression that someone was dressed up like him and making those sounds....ah, damn you!

The poster's name should have given it away from the start.

Quoted: Damn, did I get played? ETA: I was under the impression that someone was dressed up like him and making those sounds....ah, damn you!

How do you like that XD45?


 Although I haven't run several boxes of ammo through it yet, I like it pretty well.  Just last night I posted a thread on the pistol.  See XD45 review.

I think you would like it.  14 rounds of .45 ACP with a light-weight, well-built pistol.

lawdog

Quoted: Wow, I'm glad to see that you're alright. Did you experience temporary hearing loss? Did you actually hit him, or were they misses?

Come'on now he was shooting an XD, of course he missed.

Quoted: Quoted: Damn, did I get played? ETA: I was under the impression that someone was dressed up like him and making those sounds....ah, damn you! The poster's name should have given it away from the start.

The pic sure made me suspicious, but why would the poster's name give it away?

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Damn, did I get played? ETA: I was under the impression that someone was dressed up like him and making those sounds....ah, damn you! The poster's name should have given it away from the start. The pic sure made me suspicious, but why would the poster's name give it away?

Because he is a

Did you notice how well the XD45 fits into the contour of your butt cleft at night? The trigger guard may tickle a little at first but.....

The pic sure made me suspicious, but why would the poster's name give it away?

I am not a .  I am soon to be a PLATINUM team member.  I just like to be creative and keep my writing skills tuned up.  Most of the hard-core, anal, small penis guys like to think I lie about everything.  That's not true.  I only lie about 90% of the time.

lawdog

Quoted: Well, I heard a noise like the sound of a door opening.  I grabbed my P.J. bottoms and my XD45 and went to investigate.

Well there's your problem right there.  You weren't using enough gun.  Only the .500 S&W Magnum has the stopping power necessary for supernatural beings.

CO

Quoted: Quoted: Well, I heard a noise like the sound of a door opening.  I grabbed my P.J. bottoms and my XD45 and went to investigate.   Well there's your problem right there.  You weren't using enough gun.  Only the .500 S&W Magnum has the stopping power necessary for supernatural beings. CO

I prefer a BWS tactical nuke pistol myself.

ETA: It's also perfect for keeping those home-boys down in the ghetto, as well as the fast zombies

Next up: the .50 caliber entry gun for home defense.

Quoted: Quoted: Damn, did I get played? ETA: I was under the impression that someone was dressed up like him and making those sounds....ah, damn you! The poster's name should have given it away from the start.

Lawdog has "Issues" with reality..

Thank you lawdog for the story.

OMG this is getting better everyday.

With all that money, you should hire professional security, gaurd shack, cameras the whole nine yards, then you could lay in bed, butt naked and jerk your XD off, with no fear.

I sense a considerable amount of animosity in this topic.

Quoted: I went back to my bedroom to call 911.  My wife was already in her room with my sawed-off 12 gage shotgun.

You and your wife have separate rooms?

Anyone know if they are going to make a sub-compact version of the XD45?

I'd be all over that.......

Sleep posting can be Hazardous

yep, its nice to have lawdog around.. we NEED some GOOD entertainment..

Careful....Mr. Vorhees is just around the corner.  

He's all 'Bionic-upped now after X

If you shot Jamie Lee Curtis, there will be HELL to pay.

Does lawdog remind anyone else of Sarge?

ETA: Yes I realize they aren't the same. They just remind me of each other.

Yeh, he reminds me of Sarge, except Sarge was funny and most of his stories were amusing.  Why the fuck is there threads like this?  Does this contribute to the forum in any manner?  Your stories are juvenile and unreadable, unexciting and most of all we know you make up everything 100%.  So why do you waste time writing these things Lawdog?  Do you not get enough attention from others in your real life that you have to come here and waste bandwith?

Seriously lawdog, your fake money is stupid, this story was borderline retarded.  Can you explain to us why you do things like this?  There are plenty of threads about "reality" that you can post on without wasting space and time.

On more important notes, what happened to Hielo?

Well just like a big ole catfish eyeing a pc of Velveeta cheese floating in the water,
Lawdog had me hooked too, until I read the part about Meyers..Now I'm sitting
here laughing and feelin' like a da*n lollipop.

uh...ok

that post is gay

I haven't been around that long, but I figured out pretty quick, if lawdog makes a post, it seems to be BS. Can anyone other than lawdog give a report on the XD45? I like the higher capacity 45, I have a 1911, and like it, but the reduced capacity, is what keeps it from being my main carry gun. Any non whacko report would be appreciated.

Quoted: Does lawdog remind anyone else of Sarge? ETA: Yes I realize they aren't the same. They just remind me of each other.

First the doll scenes, now tales from 'Bama

Quoted: On more important notes, what happened to Hielo?

He went on vacation in his humungous new bathroom.

Quoted: Took a full power shot from a 45 and got up?    has to be a 9mm. Even Michael Myers could not take a full power shot from a 45.  That would be like staring down Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris could take a full power shot from a .45 --probably stare the .45 down into a failurue to fire.