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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 12/15/2005 4:42:30 AM EDT

A little poem I found on the NYPD Rant web site that I thought you all might enjoy. I wish I could take credit for this one, but I can't.

--
Quentin,
the Cripts were protesting, and liberals were ventin'.

The cyanide hung by the chamber with care,
in hopes that the reaper soon would be there.

The inmates were nestled all snug in their bed ;
except for Old Tookie, who soon would be dead.

And me with my beer mug, dressed warm in my flannel,
had curled up to watch it, on the Fox News Channel.

I set up my TIVO to record the news station,
and thoroughly loved the momentous occasion.

It seemed lady justice had gotten her way,
and that there would be one less savage today.

When outside the jail there arose such a clatter,
the cameras had turned to see what was the matter.

When what to my civilized eyes did appear,
but a lineup of actors, all liberal, half queer.

The misguided freaks drew some curious looks,
as they proclaimed his innocence; clutching his books.

The tears then flew out from Sarandon's eyes,
as she nominated him again for the Nobel Peace Prize.

The actors were tethered to an ACLU sleigh,
all towing the line of the urban decay.

On Asner, on Penn, on liberal cop-haters,
On Sharpton, on Jesse and other race-baiters.

Then at 3:01 all curled up like a beetle,
Tookie cried like a bitch as they gave him the needle.

When up from the actors there arose such a cry,
they had failed in their mission, and Tookie DID DIE !!

I heard Bill O'Reilly say, as I turned out my light,
Merry Christmas to all ... there was justice tonight !!

Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:45:28 AM EDT
I like it a lot!

Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:50:20 AM EDT
Pretty good....

All liberal, half queer....

Funny line!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:51:52 AM EDT
Anyone else sick of hearing about tookie, please raise your hand.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 4:53:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/15/2005 4:55:35 AM EDT by dvr9]
It is a dupe from yesterday, but WTF...Tookie is dead and that is damned funny!

I hereby withdraw my dupe.

The first part has been cut off though.

Here it is...


Twas the night before Tookie's execution ...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Twas the night before Christmas and all through San
Quentin,
the crips were protesting, and liberals were ventin'.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:05:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
It is a dupe from yesterday, but WTF...Tookie is dead and that is damned funny!

I hereby withdraw my dupe.

The first part has been cut off though.

Here it is...


Twas the night before Tookie's execution ...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Twas the night before Christmas and all through San
Quentin,
the crips were protesting, and liberals were ventin'.




I thought it was clipped at the top. That's how I got it though.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:11:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:

Originally Posted By dvr9:
It is a dupe from yesterday, but WTF...Tookie is dead and that is damned funny!

I hereby withdraw my dupe.

The first part has been cut off though.

Here it is...


Twas the night before Tookie's execution ...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Twas the night before Christmas and all through San
Quentin,
the crips were protesting, and liberals were ventin'.




I thought it was clipped at the top. That's how I got it though.



No prob...glad I could help.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:30:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/15/2005 5:31:59 AM EDT by scotty1911]
i prefer christmas tookies

i might get in a little trouble for this, it is border line tasteless

but what the hell

i like 2 types of christmas tookies, sugar and double chocolate chip

Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:32:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By scotty1911:
i prefer chrismas tookies

i might get in a little trouble for this, it is border line tasteless

but what the hell

i like 2 types of chrismas tookies, sugar and double chocolate chip

i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/scotty1911/IMG_0554.jpg




Priceless, not tasteless.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:33:04 AM EDT
Tagged so I can find and save this later.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:42:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tabro-:
Anyone else sick of hearing about tookie, please raise your hand.



+1 My girlfriend's roommate took on tookie pity party a week before his death. Everyday she would try to convince us that people should not be responsible for their past actions. I argued with her the first time she brought it up and she left the room pissed. Each time after that I would just smile and say "Tookie is just another excuse for liberals to feel victimized."
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:44:02 AM EDT
From cookies and milk for Santa, it has become Tookies and cyanide.....

Don't ya just love the hell out of it....
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:45:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/15/2005 6:59:55 AM EDT by FLAL1A]
Here's an earlier Tookie poetry thread, with some original contributions by arfcommers. 'Twas the night before Tookie
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 5:55:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By scotty1911:
i prefer christmas tookies

i might get in a little trouble for this, it is border line tasteless

but what the hell

i like 2 types of christmas tookies, sugar and double chocolate chip

i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/scotty1911/IMG_0554.jpg






Now THAT is comedy!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:06:39 AM EDT
That rocks!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:52:41 AM EDT
Just caught this on the local news:



(/SNL on)Tookie is till dead(/SNL off)
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 6:59:32 AM EDT
Finally another reason, beside Ogden Nash, to enjoy poetry!

That was just beautiful.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:09:00 AM EDT
good stuff!!!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 9:34:16 AM EDT
Very nice!!!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 9:36:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:

A little poem I found on the NYPD Rant web site that I thought you all might enjoy. I wish I could take credit for this one, but I can't.

--
Quentin,
the Cripts were protesting, and liberals were ventin'.

The cyanide hung by the chamber with care,
in hopes that the reaper soon would be there.

The inmates were nestled all snug in their bed ;
except for Old Tookie, who soon would be dead.

And me with my beer mug, dressed warm in my flannel,
had curled up to watch it, on the Fox News Channel.

I set up my TIVO to record the news station,
and thoroughly loved the momentous occasion.

It seemed lady justice had gotten her way,
and that there would be one less savage today.

When outside the jail there arose such a clatter,
the cameras had turned to see what was the matter.

When what to my civilized eyes did appear,
but a lineup of actors, all liberal, half queer.

The misguided freaks drew some curious looks,
as they proclaimed his innocence; clutching his books.

The tears then flew out from Sarandon's eyes,
as she nominated him again for the Nobel Peace Prize.

The actors were tethered to an ACLU sleigh,
all towing the line of the urban decay.

On Asner, on Penn, on liberal cop-haters,
On Sharpton, on Jesse and other race-baiters.

Then at 3:01 all curled up like a beetle,
Tookie cried like a bitch as they gave him the needle.

When up from the actors there arose such a cry,
they had failed in their mission, and Tookie DID DIE !!

I heard Bill O'Reilly say, as I turned out my light,
Merry Christmas to all ... there was justice tonight !!




Holy Dupe Batman.!!!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 9:37:34 AM EDT
Awesome poem!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 9:37:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 9:47:25 AM EDT

On Asner, on Penn, on liberal cop-haters,
On Sharpton, on Jesse and other race-baiters.



My favorite part
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 9:53:37 AM EDT
+10
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 8:07:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/15/2005 8:16:39 PM EDT by scotty1911]
btt for the night crew

which i am kind of part off

eta , i did this just for my cookie pics... sorry
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