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Posted: 1/22/2014 6:43:36 PM EDT
I washed it real good then just stared at it for a while. I probed it a little and can't believe how hard it still is. Think I may have someone sit on it, but just not real sure.

So what would you do with it?
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 6:45:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/22/2014 6:45:33 PM EDT by Sled_Dog]
Take a knife planer to it.



 
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 6:45:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 6:45:25 PM EDT
Chop it, set it on fire.
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 6:45:48 PM EDT
Hand lotion and a good magazine with pictures?
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Link Posted: 1/22/2014 6:47:21 PM EDT
you should sit down with it and have a drink but if it smiles at you do not hesitate to blade at a 45 degree angle.
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 6:47:28 PM EDT
Put whisky in it.  

Link Posted: 1/22/2014 6:55:38 PM EDT
So you have oak and not pine
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 6:57:32 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By FP2000H:
Chop it, set it on fire.
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Originally Posted By FP2000H:
Chop it, set it on fire.



Originally Posted By AmericanPeople:
Hand lotion and a good magazine with pictures?



Uhm, yea, uh, NO . Not gonna work.
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 6:58:12 PM EDT
How would your dog react if you put peanut butter on it?
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 6:58:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By CTM1:
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Huh? No , neither.
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 6:59:36 PM EDT
are you trying to shape a cricket bat?
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 6:59:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By edcurtis:
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Not even sure if he likes peanut butter. But he's a lab so he probably does and would be licking it off like crazy.
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:01:24 PM EDT
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WTF is a cricket bat? We have crickets that chirp in the woods around here in summer and have ball bats but not whatever you said.
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:02:45 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Codyboy:WTF is a cricket bat? We have crickets that chirp in the woods around here in summer and have ball bats but not whatever you said.
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Cricket Bat
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:03:06 PM EDT
I was amazed to discover that not all hardwoods are harder than softwoods.

That's right, some softwoods are actually harder than some hardwoods.


Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:03:15 PM EDT
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WTF is a cricket bat? We have crickets that chirp in the woods around here in summer and have ball bats but not whatever you said.
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Originally Posted By iammrbill:
are you trying to shape a cricket bat?


WTF is a cricket bat? We have crickets that chirp in the woods around here in summer and have ball bats but not whatever you said.


Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:05:24 PM EDT
Put it in the steam box. That will wilt it.
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:06:09 PM EDT
Oh oh oh. Cricket bat. OK. Never played that around here. Don't they skip the ball or something before hitting it?

Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:06:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By edcurtis:
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Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:07:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By otar:
Put it in the steam box. That will wilt it.
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Yea that usually does it , but not this time.
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:08:31 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Codyboy:
Oh oh oh. Cricket bat. OK. Never played that around here. Don't they skip the ball or something before hitting it?

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don't know, never played. just trying to figure out why you'd be probing some big wood, then pondering if you should have some sit on it.
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Originally Posted By turningfast:
Originally Posted By edcurtis:
How would your dog react if you put peanut butter on it?

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don't know, never played. just trying to figure out why you'd be probing some big wood, then pondering if you should have some sit on it.
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Originally Posted By iammrbill:
Originally Posted By Codyboy:
Oh oh oh. Cricket bat. OK. Never played that around here. Don't they skip the ball or something before hitting it?




don't know, never played. just trying to figure out why you'd be probing some big wood, then pondering if you should have some sit on it.


People sit on cricket bats? That can't feel real good I'll bet.
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:17:11 PM EDT
This thread is humorous because the original poster ambiguously mentions "wood" which can be the literal meaning for the flesh of a dead tree or a euphemism for a male erection. He then waits for the responses from the rest of the site's members.

That is why this thread is funny and, by association, so is the original poster.

I will laugh now. HA. HA. HA.
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:19:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Codyboy:
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no they don't. I was attempting humor.
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:20:18 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By steve2071:
This thread is humorous because the original poster ambiguously mentions "wood" which can be the literal meaning for the flesh of a dead tree or a euphemism for a male erection. He then waits for the responses from the rest of the site's members.

That is why this thread is funny and, by association, so is the original poster.

I will laugh now. HA. HA. HA.
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Meat popsicle .........How ironic.
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:23:51 PM EDT
Shove it in a wood chipper....turn on high
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Shove it in a wood chipper....turn on high
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What and ruin a good wood chipper?
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:46:04 PM EDT
Remove pants.



Insert in anus.
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:47:33 PM EDT
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Remove pants.

Insert in anus.
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Pants are already off.
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:50:43 PM EDT

Sandpaper.
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:51:37 PM EDT
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This for sure
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:51:56 PM EDT
Make Japanese-style puzzle boxes out of it.
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 7:58:00 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By steve2071:
This thread is humorous because the original poster ambiguously mentions "wood" which can be the literal meaning for the flesh of a dead tree or a euphemism for a male erection. He then waits for the responses from the rest of the site's members.

That is why this thread is funny and, by association, so is the original poster.

I will laugh now. HA. HA. HA.
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hehe..... you said members
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 8:17:24 PM EDT
Go to the bar and ask hot chicks to touch it?
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 8:19:50 PM EDT
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Go to the bar and ask hot chicks to touch it?
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Of stand at the door and fill in as a cost rack.
Link Posted: 1/22/2014 8:36:37 PM EDT

Give it away. You can put it in a box.
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 3:31:57 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By steve2071:
This thread is humorous because the original poster ambiguously mentions "wood" which can be the literal meaning for the flesh of a dead tree or a euphemism for a male erection. He then waits for the responses from the rest of the site's members.

That is why this thread is funny and, by association, so is the original poster.

I will laugh now. HA. HA. HA.
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This is even funnier than the original post..
Link Posted: 1/23/2014 3:51:55 AM EDT
OP, Try and bite it.








Link Posted: 1/25/2014 7:45:35 PM EDT
Wouldn't ya know it....

Now my wood is sticky.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 7:47:20 PM EDT
So you were looking at GHEY porn again
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Link Posted: 1/25/2014 7:51:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By steve2071:
This thread is humorous because the original poster ambiguously mentions "wood" which can be the literal meaning for the flesh of a dead tree or a euphemism for a male erection. He then waits for the responses from the rest of the site's members.

That is why this thread is funny and, by association, so is the original poster.

I will laugh now. HA. HA. HA.
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Link Posted: 1/25/2014 8:04:32 PM EDT
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Again??

Never looked once to make it "again"


Link Posted: 1/25/2014 8:08:46 PM EDT
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So, how's it workin' out for ya?

Link Posted: 1/25/2014 8:21:42 PM EDT
WTF is this?




Link Posted: 1/25/2014 8:25:20 PM EDT
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Not as great as I hoped for but will work out in 10 years or so.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 8:25:57 PM EDT
Rub it til it squirts.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 8:27:26 PM EDT
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You did read it was sticky now? Right?

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