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Posted: 9/10/2009 6:27:43 PM EST
On my way home from a long day arguing in court in a neighboring District, a CSP officer pulled me over.

Trooper clocked me doing 11 over. Dead to rights.

I politely rolled down my window and told him I was packing.

He asked to see my documents.

Asked if I was a DA.

I asked if my suit looked that bad, told him I was private counsel.

LOLZ for all.

I showed him my documents.

He asked what I was packing.

BHP in .40.

He nodded and we discussed the CSP's switch to the S&W M&Ps.

Told me to slow it down and let me go.

Polite professional and way too nice to this defense monkey.

I'd of given me a ticket.

Thanks trooper.

Link Posted: 9/10/2009 6:29:58 PM EST
Isolated incident.
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 6:30:10 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 6:31:59 PM EST


no ticket for the HP?

cop fail.





Link Posted: 9/10/2009 6:32:03 PM EST
Glad it worked out.
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 6:32:30 PM EST
good to hear,
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 6:34:43 PM EST
slow down and you wont get pulled over



Link Posted: 9/10/2009 6:35:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By sporter:
Isolated incident.


I wish I could say it was.... I've got a lead foot on roads in the middle of nowhere.

The officers are always polite and professional.
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 6:35:19 PM EST
He'll be expecting you to take it easy on him if he's ever on the stand and you're doing the cross examination.
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 6:35:20 PM EST
In before the dog query.
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 6:36:05 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 6:36:24 PM EST
that was cool of him !
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 6:36:47 PM EST
Originally Posted By zaskar017:
slow down and you wont get pulled over





I know, I know....

The lawyer on the other side of the hearing drove past me and laughed his ass off.
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 6:38:53 PM EST
Originally Posted By TheMessiah:
He'll be expecting you to take it easy on him if he's ever on the stand and you're doing the cross examination.


I'll be polite and professional, like always.

Honestly I think that may be the reason for the walk.

Some attorneys think they need to get personal and try to insult officers. That's a loosing strategy and bad tactics in my book.
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 6:39:18 PM EST
Officer of the court.....what color line is that? Thin Black line?













Link Posted: 9/10/2009 6:39:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By Procyon:
In before the dog query.


Winslow was safe at home.

Link Posted: 9/10/2009 6:56:06 PM EST
11 over in the middle of nowhere, Co = 86mph?
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 6:58:44 PM EST
Originally Posted By sporter:
Isolated incident.


+1
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 7:00:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By sporter:
Isolated incident.




Link Posted: 9/10/2009 7:04:40 PM EST
Professional courtesy FTW.
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 7:08:05 PM EST
One time I was asked howcome after I passede a truck i kept speeding up. All I could say was , nothing but open road as far as I could see.I got the ticket.
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 7:12:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By mcculver5:
. . . we discussed the CSP's switch to the S&W M&Ps.



What did he think about the M&P?
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 7:30:42 PM EST
Typical LEO encounter that happens tens-of-thousands of times a day.

I gave everybody 15-over though.
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 7:33:52 PM EST
Where did you get nabbed?
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 7:35:59 PM EST
No way, all cops are just looking to raise revinue, they dont let anyone off without a ticket ever
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 7:38:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By mcculver5:
On my way home from a long day arguing in court in a neighboring District, a CSP officer pulled me over.

Trooper clocked me doing 11 over. Dead to rights.

I politely rolled down my window and told him I was packing.

He asked to see my documents.

Asked if I was a DA.

I asked if my suit looked that bad, told him I was private counsel.

LOLZ for all.

I showed him my documents.

He asked what I was packing.

BHP in .40.

He nodded and we discussed the CSP's switch to the S&W M&Ps.

Told me to slow it down and let me go.

Polite professional and way too nice to this defense monkey.

I'd of given me a ticket.

Thanks trooper.




Link Posted: 9/10/2009 7:54:29 PM EST
Flashbangs and dogs eating lead are in your future.


Godspeed!



Link Posted: 9/10/2009 8:00:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By mcculver5:

Some attorneys think they need to get personal and try to insult officers. That's a loosing strategy and bad tactics in my book.


And you call yourself a lawyer.
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 8:06:12 PM EST
If i was the trooper I would have tazed your ass ! just because !
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 8:24:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By kayamana:
Originally Posted By mcculver5:

Some attorneys think they need to get personal and try to insult officers. That's a loosing strategy and bad tactics in my book.


And you call yourself a lawyer.


I was wondering of there was a tightening strategy???
Link Posted: 9/10/2009 8:26:33 PM EST
From several encounters with CSP's from when I lived in Trinidad and Pueblo, I would rate them several large notches above other Staties from other states.

At one time they were called the 'Courtesy Patrol', as I recall.

Maybe some of them still are...


Link Posted: 9/10/2009 8:35:59 PM EST
I'd have given you two tickets, one for having a High Power in .40 instead of 9mm and the other on general principles cause you're a lawyer.

What do you drive? I can see a possible third ticket.

Good thing I'm not a cop.
Link Posted: 9/11/2009 2:30:49 AM EST
Originally Posted By Barrelburner:
11 over in the middle of nowhere, Co = 86mph?


2 lane... 76.
Link Posted: 9/11/2009 2:31:56 AM EST
Originally Posted By topgunpilot20:
Originally Posted By mcculver5:
. . . we discussed the CSP's switch to the S&W M&Ps.



What did he think about the M&P?


He was 100% ambivalent.
Link Posted: 9/11/2009 2:34:02 AM EST
Originally Posted By kayamana:
Originally Posted By mcculver5:

Some attorneys think they need to get personal and try to insult officers. That's a loosing strategy and bad tactics in my book.


And you call yourself a lawyer.


That's what everyone else keeps calling me.

Honestly, I'm surprised myself sometimes.
Link Posted: 9/11/2009 2:35:01 AM EST
Originally Posted By 3rdpig:
I'd have given you two tickets, one for having a High Power in .40 instead of 9mm and the other on general principles cause you're a lawyer.

What do you drive? I can see a possible third ticket.

Good thing I'm not a cop.


Buick.
Link Posted: 9/11/2009 2:36:28 AM EST
Funny, I got pulled over yesterday, too.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:48:36 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:50:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
I would have tasered you.


Tease.

If you want a date just say so.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:41:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 1:42:18 PM EST by goodmedicine]
Sure, another guy being protected behind the "thin pin stripe line"


GM
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:43:55 PM EST
Much better "pulled over" thread than the one earlier.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:45:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By mcculver5:
Originally Posted By sporter:
Isolated incident.


I wish I could say it was.... I've got a lead foot on roads in the middle of nowhere.

The officers are always polite and professional.


Do you return the favor when they are on the stand?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:46:38 PM EST
He asked you what gun you were carrying!?!?! HOW FUCKING DARE HE!?!!?!?!



Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:49:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By WCobb:
Much better "pulled over" thread than the one earlier.


Well, he wasn't doing 21 over either.

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:55:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
I would have tasered you.


And you call yourself a cop? I would of OC'd, tasered, followed by hickory shampoo. THATS how I prefer my excessive use of force
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:00:46 PM EST
Originally Posted By BiteDog:
Originally Posted By mcculver5:
Originally Posted By sporter:
Isolated incident.


I wish I could say it was.... I've got a lead foot on roads in the middle of nowhere.

The officers are always polite and professional.


Do you return the favor when they are on the stand?


I'm always polite and professional.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:02:49 PM EST
Originally Posted By the-fly:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
I would have tasered you.


And you call yourself a cop? I would of OC'd, tasered, followed by hickory shampoo. THATS how I prefer my excessive use of force


You don't have the guts..... I hope.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:03:18 PM EST
Originally Posted By ABNAK:
Originally Posted By WCobb:
Much better "pulled over" thread than the one earlier.


Well, he wasn't doing 21 over either.



So bitter for one so young.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:04:53 PM EST
Originally Posted By mcculver5:
Originally Posted By 3rdpig:
I'd have given you two tickets, one for having a High Power in .40 instead of 9mm and the other on general principles cause you're a lawyer.

What do you drive? I can see a possible third ticket.

Good thing I'm not a cop.


Buick.


Grand National? Seems like the perfect lawyer with a lead foot car.

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:07:34 PM EST
Originally Posted By ArmyInfantryVet:
He asked you what gun you were carrying!?!?! HOW FUCKING DARE HE!?!!?!?!





I know, I should have told him to FOAD since any fool could look down at 9 O'clock and see that it was a BHP cocked and locked.

Seriously, why do they ask such stupid questions??!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:08:44 PM EST
Originally Posted By sc_beerbarge:
Originally Posted By mcculver5:
Originally Posted By 3rdpig:
I'd have given you two tickets, one for having a High Power in .40 instead of 9mm and the other on general principles cause you're a lawyer.

What do you drive? I can see a possible third ticket.

Good thing I'm not a cop.


Buick.


Grand National? Seems like the perfect lawyer with a lead foot car.



That would be sweet.

Park Avenue (Supercharged )
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