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Posted: 9/13/2004 8:29:55 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/13/2004 8:30:26 AM EST by tooly]
Yeah the basterd poked my eye out with a bayonet lug !!!
The shit is already starting, I wish it whould all go away !!!


PIE IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:30:35 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:34:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/13/2004 8:35:31 AM EST by Specop_007]

Originally Posted By motown_steve:



@ that response
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:35:06 AM EST
This morning, I tripped over a telescoping stock.

I think it may have killed me. I'll know more later.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:35:21 AM EST
ibtl

poo.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:36:14 AM EST
Damn drive-by bayonettings... Just think, if the AWB would have been extended we could have avoided all this unnecessary violence.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:42:49 AM EST
I saw this guy aiming an AR15 at me, but then I noticed it didn't have a "flash hider" or bayonet lug, so I ignored him since it obviously couldn't be dangerous.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:58:02 AM EST

Damn drive-by bayonettings...

The pistol grip makes it easier to use the bayonet, so we need to get rid, rid, RID of those too!z
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:10:19 AM EST
AWOB!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:13:53 AM EST
I stubbed my toe on one of the many UZI's that are now laying around my yard and neighborhood after the AWB expired. Had to break out the 4-wheeler and the snow-blade/uzi-plow to clear a path out of my driveway.

The DOT is running with full staff and all their trucks to clean up the huge numbers of weapons just laying around. Schools have been cancelled to allow for cleanup of the weapons, as have many workplaces.

I saw a couple of kids taking advantage of the situation and making uzi-angels in their front yard. Ah, youth....
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:14:10 AM EST
some pretty good ones, so far, this ones best-


Originally Posted By Shane333:
I saw this guy aiming an AR15 at me, but then I noticed it didn't have a "flash hider" or bayonet lug, so I ignored him since it obviously couldn't be dangerous.

Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:43:20 AM EST
Yawn...
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:45:10 AM EST
You should have PHITPAPP'ed it!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:45:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By Shane333:
I saw this guy aiming an AR15 at me, but then I noticed it didn't have a "flash hider" or bayonet lug, so I ignored him since it obviously couldn't be dangerous.



THAT'S FUNNY
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 9:47:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By tooly:

Originally Posted By Shane333:
I saw this guy aiming an AR15 at me, but then I noticed it didn't have a "flash hider" or bayonet lug, so I ignored him since it obviously couldn't be dangerous.



THAT'S FUNNY



Link Posted: 9/13/2004 3:57:50 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:36:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By kpel308:
[Kyle]Tooly, you're the worst character ever.[/Kyle]



What the hell is [/kyle] ?
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:40:56 PM EST
last weekend some guy broke into my house, and tried to attack me. he was carrying an assault weapon. i asked him if he had enough american made parts in his rifle. he said "no" and ran away (he had to, he was breaking the law). now i don't have the AWB to protect me.
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Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:06:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By Blued-Steel:

Originally Posted By tooly:

Originally Posted By Shane333:
I saw this guy aiming an AR15 at me, but then I noticed it didn't have a "flash hider" or bayonet lug, so I ignored him since it obviously couldn't be dangerous.



THAT'S FUNNY






Oh God...oh God...*huff* *puff* that was one of the funniest things I've read here in a while...

Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:08:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:28:05 PM EST
So there I was sitting in my living room. I hear tap, tap, tap. I looked around to see what it was. Tap, tap, tap again. I got up to check the door and there standing on my porch were a side folding AK47 and a Tech-9. As soon as they saw me they starting telling me "Give us directions to local school yard BITCH". I had to run downstairs to escape the full-auto hail of lead when I refused

. Man was I scared. Those damn things are mad... mad I tell ya!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:37:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By kpel308:

Originally Posted By tooly:

Originally Posted By kpel308:
[Kyle]Tooly, you're the worst character ever.[/Kyle]



What the hell is [/kyle] ?


SouthPark. They had a character named Towelie who was a genetically engineered bath towel addicted to recreational chemicals.

At the end of the episode they were in, the boys said, "Towelie, you're the worst character ever!"

I guess I should have added a smiley, or a pic of Towelie.

Found a .wav file. It's actually Cartman that says it: Towelie wav
images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/characters/101a.gif



Thanks.... I dont watch southPark
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:48:20 PM EST
What the hell is "IBTL?" And while on the subject, all those other acronyms?
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:48:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By reef_runner:
What the hell is "IBTL?" And while on the subject, all those other acronyms?



In Before The Lock
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:49:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By reef_runner:
What the hell is "IBTL?" And while on the subject, all those other acronyms?



IBTL = In Between The Legs
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