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I think Moses is a sexy man child. - needmorebacon
My spirit animal is Moses. - IchWarrior |
Originally Posted By Use_the_2nd: Going in now to have the last 2mm of tip-bone removed. The won't let me keep what they'll remove. Fortunately i was at work and my coworkers and friends were able to grab what was left behind and get it to me View Quote |
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- Official ARFCOM Nickname: Hardware
- Originally Posted By elcope: Er ist ein Bier leener |
Eh, they should be able to sew it back on. The tip of my right middle finger was severed when I was in the military and they were able to sew it back on with 13 stitches...being military docs, they naturally jacked it all up and looks weird, but it's still there.
As soon as I lost mine, some dude threw me a towel, so I reattached the tip and wrapped it with the towel. I waited for the ambulance for an eternity before I said screw it and drove myself to the hospital. As soon as I got there, they (being the military) immediately took a urine sample to ensure I wasn't on drugs, of course. Hard to hold your wiener and a cup with blood steadily flowing out and no nurse would willing to help me (gotta give it to me for trying). I was ok until they sat me in the chair to sew the tip back on. The doc re-removed the tip and stuck a huge needle through the stump on my hand to numb it for the stitches. I shouldn't have watched that because I about passed out. 13 stiches later, it was back on and throbbing. Today, there's a bad scar (10% VA rating) and part of the finger has no feeling (10% VA). Recently, that same finger developed stenosing tenosynovitis, so the VA gave me another 10%. |
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"There is no dark side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark." - Waters & Gilmour, '73.
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Originally Posted By Wandering_Moses: I got mine surgically reattached. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/214090/FB_IMG_1516847102487_jpg-3029921.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/214090/IMG_20150724_142844605_jpg-3029923.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/214090/IMG_20150816_155311813_HDR_jpg-3029924.JPG View Quote NICE CHOP! |
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"There is no dark side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark." - Waters & Gilmour, '73.
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"In knifemaking everyone gets cut and everyone gets burned." Devin Thomas
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Originally Posted By DamascusKnifemaker: Maybe it will grow back. ![]() I tried to amputate my thumb. I didn't die and it got put back together. ![]() https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/78788/stitches-216740.jpg View Quote SWEET! |
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"There is no dark side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark." - Waters & Gilmour, '73.
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Did that once in High School
Closed a knife one handed and cut the tip of my finger off. After finding it on the floor of the bus, I blew the fuzz off and stuck it back on. Someone had some tape and I taped it on. Long story short, I put it on upside down ![]() After it healed, I noticed that part of my finger had the fingerprint upside down. It took years to get any feeling back, which was not great as I used to play the guitar and it was harder to feel just where I was on the frets. BTW, my fingerprint on that finger is still upside down ![]() |
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Originally Posted By Sixgunner45: Did that once in High School Closed a knife one handed and cut the tip of my finger off. After finding it on the floor of the bus, I blew the fuzz off and stuck it back on. Someone had some tape and I taped it on. Long story short, I put it on upside down ![]() After it healed, I noticed that part of my finger had the fingerprint upside down. It took years to get any feeling back, which was not great as I used to play the guitar and it was harder to feel just where I was on the frets. BTW, my fingerprint on that finger is still upside down ![]() View Quote ![]() |
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"There is no dark side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark." - Waters & Gilmour, '73.
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Originally Posted By 6gunfighter2: Originally Posted By Wandering_Moses: I got mine surgically reattached. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/214090/FB_IMG_1516847102487_jpg-3029921.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/214090/IMG_20150724_142844605_jpg-3029923.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/214090/IMG_20150816_155311813_HDR_jpg-3029924.JPG NICE CHOP! Not technically a chop. More like a belt and pulley. |
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I think Moses is a sexy man child. - needmorebacon
My spirit animal is Moses. - IchWarrior |
Just put it in a jar of alcohol. That's what my cousin did when his neighbor cut off a toe many years ago with a lawnmower. You may ask the neighbor if they want the toe back...but he didn't.
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Originally Posted By Sixgunner45: Did that once in High School Closed a knife one handed and cut the tip of my finger off. After finding it on the floor of the bus, I blew the fuzz off and stuck it back on. Someone had some tape and I taped it on. Long story short, I put it on upside down ![]() After it healed, I noticed that part of my finger had the fingerprint upside down. It took years to get any feeling back, which was not great as I used to play the guitar and it was harder to feel just where I was on the frets. BTW, my fingerprint on that finger is still upside down ![]() View Quote That's frickin awesome, not gonna lie. |
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Surgery went well
No they couldn’t re-attach it, the rest of the tip bone is still MIA in my shop somewhere I told my guys that if they find it to put it on my tool box ![]() |
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Originally Posted By Goosemaster: https://media1.tenor.com/images/ea1045abd44b267429aca5c8e01aa983/tenor.gif?itemid=16246481 View Quote @goosemaster See OP |
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Originally Posted By nsw8148:
I would suck the dick of the last man inside her just to get a taste |
OP Delivers
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Originally Posted By fish223: So to make sure I understand, you had a traumatic partial amputation of a finger, the surgeons cannot re-attach it, you have the part, and you want to preserve it as a souvenir? If this is correct, you need formalin, not formaldehyde, and I can send you a small pre-filled pathology bottle to pop it into. Alternatively, I would recommend a dehydrator on a low temp for a couple of days. View Quote @fish223 updated the OP with pics, let me know what you think the best route to go is for preservation Thanks! |
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Originally Posted By nsw8148:
I would suck the dick of the last man inside her just to get a taste |
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You should seal it in an acrylic block, sand it round into a ball and you will have the grossest desk display I've ever seen.
and this is by far the worst "i got injured" thread I have ever seen here. Holy shitballs dude. I would be passed out. that looks like the most painful thing ever. |
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Damn. Well, at least it wasn't your trigger finger.
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Documenting the decline of Earth since 2801 A.D.
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That’s hard core. Am I the only one who got a kick out of the bag labeling?
Hope the pain isn’t too terrible for long and it heals up quick. Ouch! |
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Originally Posted By crashburnrepeat: You should seal it in an acrylic block, sand it round into a ball and you will have the grossest desk display I've ever seen. and this is by far the worst "i got injured" thread I have ever seen here. Holy shitballs dude. I would be passed out. that looks like the most painful thing ever. View Quote It wasn’t that bad honestly, hurt like hell but the paramedics were astounded that my BP was normal and my heart rate was a steady 64 BPM. Stayed that way until they started putting needles in me and it shot up |
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Originally Posted By nsw8148:
I would suck the dick of the last man inside her just to get a taste |
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Now that, gentlemen, is how you do a graphic thread.
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OP, I do want to commend you on the excellent hygiene and maintenance of those other fingernails. Those are most excellent. Well done.
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Now fellate me, as I eat this expensive ham.
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Wow. . . that's ummmm pretty fucked up OP
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Look, yes, I have banged HUNDREDS of broads. INTERNATIONALLY. But know this - I wrap my rascal, TWO TIMES, cuz I like it to be joyless and without sensation. It's a way of punishing supermodels.
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Time to retain a workers compensation attorney
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Life member of CRPA. FPC contributor.
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Originally Posted By JVD: So what the hell did you do? New avatar (maybe change gears for BFLs) ? ![]() https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-10c6f/images/stencil/500x659/products/1092/1894/Danger_PinchPoint__66687.1368655697.jpg View Quote This^^ |
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Originally Posted By nsw8148:
I would suck the dick of the last man inside her just to get a taste |
OP, since Christmas is coming, after you get it preserved you should have it in a small vial or jar and hang it on your Christmas tree like an ornament.
You HAVE to do this! C'mon! ![]() |
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"There is no dark side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark." - Waters & Gilmour, '73.
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I did this at work once. A surgeon in the ER sewed it back on. It's fine now a little numb on the bottom.
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Godamn dude… how the fuck did you manage that?! Of should I ask what you were wrenching on when it happened?
At least it was a clean cut from the look of it. Even a nice flap is still attached! Couldn’t have asked for a better fuck up than that. Well done! ![]() Tell me, do you feel the back of your finger where the fingerprint should be? That’s gotta be trippy. |
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Smartest way to preserve it is to eat it. Your body digests it and all its atoms recycle and are used throughout the body. So it is preserved, but in a different form.
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No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
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"It's dangerous to be right when the government is wrong"
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"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do."
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Damn, you mangled the hell out of it. Been there myself 35 years ago. Almost got my thumb a few years back too.
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"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do."
Ex Poop Flinging Gremlin #51 |
Wow. Scissored a fingertip off at work, opening a pickle barrel with a Swiss Army knife. Crushed all four fingers of dominant hand in the crease of a garage door as it shut.
Those fingers may look odd on close inspection, yet look GREAT compared to the rest of y’all. ![]() |
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Just when you think you have seen it all along comes GD.
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I see what you did.
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that's terrible
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What happened?
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Originally Posted By Action45: Reciprocating hedge trimmers…I still have no feeling in the tip of this finger. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/108967/C2FA235B-8704-4F4A-8302-97970787B5C1_jpe-3029942.JPG View Quote Haha I did the exact same thing to my left hand pointer finger. They sewed it back on as well. |
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So yeah, how'd you do that?
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This work site has experienced this many days without a lost time accident:
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10% of the finger for the big guy?
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