Wife is out shopping, and my fat ass is sitting here eating my favorite homemade dish, guaranteed to shorten my lifespan:
1 full bag of egg noodles
Pete's special sauce, consisting of:
- A can of tomato sauce
- 1 full stick of butter
- A scoop of margarine, for extra greasiness
- A TABLESPOON AND A HALF of salt (I love it salty)
- Lots of black pepper
- A touch of garlic
Oh, and a coke zero.......I'm watching my carbs.
Anyone else have any homemade dishes that are horrible for you that you eat every now and then?
Homemade Buffalo wings
Fry the chicken in a skillet till done
Mix about 4-5 bottles of hotsauce with like six sticks of butter/margarin and stir till it thickens a little
Add the chicken to a bowl full of the sauce and shake/stir wings until well coated with sauce
But its gotta have like a million calories and lots of fat, but BOY is it GOOD
I'm sitting here surfing ARFCOM and eating Hint-o-Lime chips with smokey sharp cheddar, summer sausage, fresh guacamole and drinking a twelve pack of Miller Lite. Later I have a pound of large shrimp for snack. Have football on the TV and some great music blasting. I have two great guns beside me, SIG 220 and a Winchester 1300.
This is my idea of enjoying the first day of 2006.