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Posted: 1/7/2012 6:18:49 PM EDT
Holy hell. That...was not what I was expecting to find.

I'm sitting here looking at some old friend's Facebook pages, and I think to myself what the hell, I'll search this guy's name. I search Facebook, he doesn't have a Facebook page. So, I search Google. Back when we were in highschool, this guy was big into fitness and bodybuilding, and I knew he competed in some minor bodybuilding contests while he was in the Army eight or nine years ago. So, I type "Firstname Lastname bodybuilding" into Google to see if he had went on to any bigger and better things. Webpages come up, but nothing really substantial looking...so I click over to Google images to see if I can pick him out by image. He has somewhat of a unique name, so it wasn't hard to find something.

So, I see a picture that looks like him in a thumbnail. So, I click on it...it's him! Nothing gay or nude (yet,) just him posing, only shown from the shoulders up. Dude is still big, way bigger than he was. So I think, hey, maybe he's competed in some bigger competitions, so I change up my Google search a bit, then I find it...

He's got his own domain name, doing jackoff webcam porn. There were many preview pictures. Hideous, hideous preview pictures. In the bathtub. On a computer chair. On the couch. Spread wide eagle. Wearing theme costumes that he was paid to wear. There were worse ones I won't describe. The weirdest thing is he's openly using his real name instead of a "porn star" name, or otherwise I wouldn't have even stumbled on this. I've got nothing against gays...and maybe he's not even gay, he just like whacking it for dudes for money...whatever floats your boat.

Why couldn't I have found a hot cheerleader I knew doing porn...
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:19:11 PM EDT
Pics?
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:19:24 PM EDT



what do you want me to say
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:20:41 PM EDT
This is probably one of those things you never ever tell anyone about.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:20:46 PM EDT
Is it gay porn because you watched it?

Females can't watch that?
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:21:48 PM EDT
Pics please
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:21:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RDP:
Is it gay porn because you watched it?

Females can't watch that?


No, trust me, it was a gay site. There was no doubt about it. If you saw the site, you would quickly realize it wasn't for women.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:22:25 PM EDT
Did you get off?
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:24:13 PM EDT
So you like, checked it out and could not look away?
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:25:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Muerte:



what do you want me to say


Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:25:29 PM EDT
So, are you embarrassed that you watched it, or that the dude makes more money spanking it than most of the people here from working?
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:25:44 PM EDT
Good friend you say.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:25:59 PM EDT
Found what you were looking for....and got him on accident?
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:26:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RDP:
Is it gay porn because you watched it?

No, it's gay because he rubbed one out to it.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:26:58 PM EDT
How much money are we talking about here? There's a lot of demand for bears.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:27:08 PM EDT
You got a chubby didnt you, OP?

Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:27:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BSmith79:
Holy hell. That...was not what I was expecting to find.

I'm sitting here looking at some old friend's Facebook pages, and I think to myself what the hell, I'll search this guy's name. I search Facebook, he doesn't have a Facebook page. So, I search Google. Back when we were in highschool, this guy was big into fitness and bodybuilding, and I knew he competed in some minor bodybuilding contests while he was in the Army eight or nine years ago. So, I type "Firstname Lastname bodybuilding" into Google to see if he had went on to any bigger and better things. Webpages come up, but nothing really substantial looking...so I click over to Google images to see if I can pick him out by image. He has somewhat of a unique name, so it wasn't hard to find something.

So, I see a picture that looks like him in a thumbnail. So, I click on it...it's him! Nothing gay or nude (yet,) just him posing, only shown from the shoulders up. Dude is still big, way bigger than he was. So I think, hey, maybe he's competed in some bigger competitions, so I change up my Google search a bit, then I find it...

He's got his own domain name, doing jackoff webcam porn. There were many preview pictures. Hideous, hideous preview pictures. In the bathtub. On a computer chair. On the couch. Spread wide eagle. Wearing theme costumes that he was paid to wear. There were worse ones I won't describe. The weirdest thing is he's openly using his real name instead of a "porn star" name, or otherwise I wouldn't have even stumbled on this. I've got nothing against gays...and maybe he's not even gay, he just like whacking it for dudes for money...whatever floats your boat.

Why couldn't I have found a hot cheerleader I knew doing porn...




You were not looking for cheerleaders now were you?
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:28:25 PM EDT
You just collapsed his wave function to gay by watching it
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:28:37 PM EDT
how does his dick look bro

but in all honesty this is why i don't google the names of people that i know. i did that shit last year and found out that a kid i went to HS with became a gay furry who now lives in Washington DC
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:28:47 PM EDT
Not even a link? WTF dude, throw us a bone.

Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:30:05 PM EDT
How many pics did you peruse exactly>?
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:30:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BSmith79:
Holy hell. That...was not what I was expecting to find.

...


No.

Of course not.



Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:31:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By rollingtrouble13:
So you like, checked it out and could not look away?


I'm adult enough not to freak out at the sight of wang. We've all seen them before.

You just don't expect to find pictures of a dude you used to play football with spread eagle with a closeup of his chocolate starfish. Yes, that was one of the pictures.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:32:26 PM EDT
no link, no pics?

hard to fap to
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:32:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BSmith79:
Originally Posted By rollingtrouble13:
So you like, checked it out and could not look away?


I'm adult enough not to freak out at the sight of wang. We've all seen them before.

You just don't expect to find pictures of a dude you used to play football with spread eagle with a closeup of his chocolate starfish. Yes, that was one of the pictures.

Choc nvm
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:33:42 PM EDT
Is he hot?
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:36:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BSmith79:
Originally Posted By rollingtrouble13:
So you like, checked it out and could not look away?


I'm adult enough not to freak out at the sight of wang. We've all seen them before.

You just don't expect to find pictures of a dude you used to play football with spread eagle with a closeup of his chocolate starfish. Yes, that was one of the pictures.


Do you like gladiator movies?
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:37:02 PM EDT
You sure described a lot of pictures...
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:38:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:38:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By rollingtrouble13:
Originally Posted By BSmith79:
Originally Posted By rollingtrouble13:
So you like, checked it out and could not look away?


I'm adult enough not to freak out at the sight of wang. We've all seen them before.

You just don't expect to find pictures of a dude you used to play football with spread eagle with a closeup of his chocolate starfish. Yes, that was one of the pictures.


Do you like gladiator movies?


I spent five years in a Turkish prison.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:39:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BSmith79:

He's got his own domain name, doing jackoff webcam porn. There were many preview pictures. Hideous, hideous preview pictures. In the bathtub. On a computer chair. On the couch. Spread wide eagle. Wearing theme costumes that he was paid to wear. There were worse ones I won't describe. The weirdest thing is he's openly using his real name instead of a "porn star" name, or otherwise I wouldn't have even stumbled on this. I've got nothing against gays...and maybe he's not even gay, he just like whacking it for dudes for money...whatever floats your boat.


There's quite a bit of detail in this paragraph, seems like you spent a bit of time browsing his gay porn site.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:40:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2012 6:40:52 PM EDT by supdura]
Originally Posted By Forest:
Originally Posted By supdura:
i did that shit last year and found out that a kid i went to HS with became a gay furry who now lives in Washington DC


Congressman from MA?


lol that went right over my head
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:42:27 PM EDT
First off what the hell is "solo" gay porn? Pretty sure it takes two guys to be gay. Maybe you should help your buddy turn this into true gay porn.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:42:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BSmith79:
Originally Posted By rollingtrouble13:
So you like, checked it out and could not look away?


I'm adult enough not to freak out at the sight of wang. We've all seen them before.

You just don't expect to find pictures of a dude you used to play football with spread eagle with a closeup of his chocolate starfish. Yes, that was one of the pictures.


You should send him info on anal bleaching.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:43:02 PM EDT
OP was surfing a homo porn site.. This is the fact.. No??



Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:43:35 PM EDT
getting paid for something you love to do, winning!
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:44:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
You got a chubby didnt you, OP?


He did, then he valiantly beat it into submission.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:44:13 PM EDT
Where's the "You know how I know you're gay?" pic when you need it??
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:44:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
Originally Posted By Muerte:



what do you want me to say




seriously
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:45:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By YugoAK47:
First off what the hell is "solo" gay porn? Pretty sure it takes two guys to be gay. Maybe you should help your buddy turn this into true gay porn.


Trust me, as I said earlier: It was very clearly pandering to a gay market. So, technically it might not be gay porn...but it was gay porn. Just believe me on this.

I'd gladly link you to the site if A. I didn't think it would get me banned for linking to such a thing, and B. The fact my username is my real name, and I don't want any connection to the site since we still know some of the same people. His brother lives like thirty minutes away from me. At least he's married (to a woman who is quite attractive.)
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:45:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By YugoAK47:
First off what the hell is "solo" gay porn? Pretty sure it takes two guys to be gay. Maybe you should help your buddy turn this into true gay porn.


The gay part comes in because OP flogged the dolphin to it.

Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:45:39 PM EDT
One of the very attractive females I went to high school with is now a bodybuilder, and is, not so good looking anymore.

People do odd things. As long as they are happy - those odd things - have no effect on me.

Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:46:09 PM EDT
Well, was it any good?
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:48:42 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:49:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By poink:
Did you get off?


Get off the website, right???
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:52:54 PM EDT
OP, on the scale of 1-10, how does it rate vs. the other gay porn you've seen?
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:54:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Burley:
Originally Posted By BSmith79:
Originally Posted By rollingtrouble13:
So you like, checked it out and could not look away?


I'm adult enough not to freak out at the sight of wang. We've all seen them before.

You just don't expect to find pictures of a dude you used to play football with spread eagle with a closeup of his chocolate starfish. Yes, that was one of the pictures.


You should send him info on anal bleaching.


You would have thought that the OP could have confirmed his "friend's" identity without having to study the pics of his butthole, wouldn't you?

Link Posted: 1/7/2012 7:01:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mech2007:
Originally Posted By Burley:
Originally Posted By BSmith79:
Originally Posted By rollingtrouble13:
So you like, checked it out and could not look away?


I'm adult enough not to freak out at the sight of wang. We've all seen them before.

You just don't expect to find pictures of a dude you used to play football with spread eagle with a closeup of his chocolate starfish. Yes, that was one of the pictures.


You should send him info on anal bleaching.


You would have thought that the OP could have confirmed his "friend's" identity without having to study the pics of his butthole, wouldn't you?


OP did say the guy was a little bigger than he remembered!
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 7:04:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2012 7:04:44 PM EDT by raven]
Yeah, my old GF's brother same deal. I was friendly with him when she and I were together. Looked him up on the interweb a few years ago, discovered he's now posing for gay pr0n. Like your friend, he was into bodybuilding.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 7:06:03 PM EDT
Kind explains that time you woke up with his thumb in your butt, doesnt it.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 7:06:42 PM EDT
Shit, I wouldnt sweat the guy for makin a living (probably BIG money) doing exactly what we all say we'd do.
I have a good friend who is an internet dominatrix and makes like $5k a month to make dumbasses drink their own cum and fuck cheese graters over the phone. I'd jerk it for cash, I dont give two fucks who watches if Im gettin paid.
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