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Posted: 7/6/2002 10:03:50 AM EDT
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I don't, but I know a person that uses one word that drives me up the wall.
Whochadingie = A person or place which you can't remember the name. |
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Posted: 7/6/2002 10:19:15 AM EDT
[#2]
Flub.
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Posted: 7/6/2002 10:22:21 AM EDT
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"All Ate Up With The Dumb-Ass"
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Posted: 7/6/2002 10:41:53 AM EDT
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" You put the OOooooo in GOOF!"
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Posted: 7/6/2002 10:43:35 AM EDT
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As pointed out to us by a foreign visitor:
BabySITTING?! |
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Posted: 7/6/2002 10:55:19 AM EDT
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Here are a few from my family:
"That smells more like @$$ than @$$ does!" Jacuzzi Phooti:(Juh-koo'-zi Poo-tee)noun 1.Any disgusting substance of unknown origin, similar to what you might get if you boiled the water from a highly used and unclean Jacuzzi down to a thick, glue like substance. When my wife's GEO was deemed at it's end, (151K miles) I told people that "The BUY-A-NEW-CAR light came on on the dashboard." My wife refers to my retired father's main activity in life as "Better Homes and Puttering." Enjoy. -White Horse |
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Posted: 7/6/2002 11:14:23 AM EDT
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I went to Chick-Fil-A once, and couldn't remember what they called their up-sized meal.
It went something like this: "Yeah. I'd like a number one with a Coke. Uhh... You know... [b]Chicky sized[/b]." [:D] Everybody in the place stopped for a minute to laugh... |
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Posted: 7/6/2002 11:31:00 AM EDT
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"What in the cornbread hell..." Picked it up from my little brother, who picked it up from his highschool football coach.
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Posted: 7/6/2002 12:10:19 PM EDT
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A "getter" can be anything. A screw can be a hooky getter. A chargeing handle could be a pully getter.
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Posted: 7/6/2002 12:15:43 PM EDT
[#10]
Well there was a traffic announcer that was reporting a car flipped over he said "and we have a car shiny side down on the 405"
then of course you have the cars that are on fire that he calls a "Car-B-Q" Or the Talkshow host out here Al Rantel who called Martha Stewart "That woman is so crooked that when she dies they are going to have to screw her into the ground" That one I loved! |
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Posted: 7/6/2002 12:24:05 PM EDT
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I use "haulin' the chili" a lot when refering to people roaring past you on the highway, as in Hoooeeee! He's really haulin' the chile!
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Posted: 7/6/2002 12:32:42 PM EDT
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I quote my beautiful redneck wife:
"Baby, your stronger than nine acres of garlic!" |
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Posted: 7/6/2002 12:38:28 PM EDT
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My buddy describing his level of intoxication: "More messed up than a busload of Jerry's (Lewis) kids."
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Posted: 7/6/2002 12:49:12 PM EDT
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Rectum as a euphemism for "reckon", as in "I rectum we'll have to do that".
Rectumfy meaning to fix something. "Let's rectumfy this sitution right here and now". |
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Posted: 7/6/2002 12:51:38 PM EDT
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Well there was a traffic announcer that was reporting a car flipped over he said "and we have a car shiny side down on the 405" Is it just me or is that funny as hell?? |
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Posted: 7/6/2002 12:52:07 PM EDT
[#16]
doohicky
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Posted: 7/6/2002 12:54:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: Well there was a traffic announcer that was reporting a car flipped over he said "and we have a car shiny side down on the 405" Is it just me or is that funny as hell?? |
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Posted: 7/6/2002 2:13:27 PM EDT
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"More useless than a can of mashed @$$holes."
"Couldn't assemble a rock." (The actual phrase I use is much stronger, and can't be posted here. Use your imagination.) "Loses arguments with a brick wall." "Dumb as a box of hair." When not well - "I feel like homemade Hell." "I'm gonna whale nine shades of $h!t outta you!" Like those? FFZ |
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Posted: 7/6/2002 2:35:39 PM EDT
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Quoted: Well there was a traffic announcer that was reporting a car flipped over he said "and we have a car shiny side down on the 405" /me goes ang gets a bottle of Windex and paper towels.... |
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Posted: 7/6/2002 4:24:55 PM EDT
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"Looks like two monkeys f*ckin' a football".
"Eyes look like two pissholes in the snow". "Hungry enough to eat the ass end of a dead horse". "Never speak dead of the ill". "Hotter than two rats f*ckin' in a wool sock". "He's hell when he's well and very rarely sick." "She is smart as a pound of wet leather but not quite as sharp". |
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Posted: 7/6/2002 4:58:39 PM EDT
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The dude has as much sense as a bag of hammers! Stepped-init [:D] |
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Posted: 7/6/2002 5:32:49 PM EDT
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Before backing out of your driveway into the road to drive off, you better make sure to look both ways and make sure that no traffic is coming. Upon seeing that there is no danger from oncoming cars make sure that you call out "queer" instead of "clear".
Friends might look at you a little strangely when you do this. As for other strange sayings, I'll leave the mutton jokes alone. One of my better buddies is Basque, seems he's never far from making some comment about wearing sheepdippin boots or velcro gloves. |
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Posted: 7/6/2002 5:37:40 PM EDT
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"That's f*cked up as a soup sandwich." Got that one from a fellow I use to work with.
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Posted: 7/6/2002 5:41:44 PM EDT
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Quoted: "That's f*cked up as a soup sandwich." Got that one from a fellow I use to work with. |
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Posted: 7/6/2002 5:46:54 PM EDT
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BUSH: "stateagery"
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Posted: 7/6/2002 5:55:35 PM EDT
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Quoted: Rectum as a euphemism for "reckon", as in "I rectum we'll have to do that". Rectumfy meaning to fix something. "Let's rectumfy this sitution right here and now". Rectum? Damn near killed um! |
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Posted: 7/6/2002 5:59:31 PM EDT
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Lasts like a bad haircut.
Ugly as a roach taking a shit. Dead as a hammer. Drunk as a football bat. Can't read his/her way through a book of cigarette papers. |
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Posted: 7/6/2002 6:39:51 PM EDT
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I was doing some handsprings out of Capeoria class one day last year, and some cute girl walking by commented on my agility.
I responded, "Yeah, I'm quick like the cat". ...I just looked down and walked away. |
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Posted: 7/6/2002 6:44:41 PM EDT
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Not feeling/looking particularly well: "like sledgehammered dog$hit."
Ugly: "enough to make a train take a dirt road." Dumb: "as a box of rocks" or "a bag of hammers." I also remember "soup sandwich" from boot camp. |
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Posted: 7/6/2002 6:47:20 PM EDT
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My dad used "head on conclusion" instead of collision.
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Posted: 7/6/2002 6:50:45 PM EDT
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A friend of mine refers to getting laid as "gettin' some stank on my hang log".
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Posted: 7/6/2002 7:10:21 PM EDT
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My Dad says "Wish in one hand and Sh1t in the other and see which gets full faster"...
My partner says "Dumber n a box of rocks"... I use "Ass hole right" in stead of "that's all right"... My Mom says "I can't jump over fences any more, but I can still open the gate... I'm starting to use "Old Whatsizface" a lot cause I'm getting old...[:D] |
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Posted: 7/6/2002 7:29:38 PM EDT
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I'm so hungry i could eat the ass out of a menstruating skunk.
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Posted: 7/6/2002 11:49:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: I'm so hungry i could eat the ass out of a menstruating skunk. Oh dude, thats not right. |
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Posted: 7/7/2002 12:11:54 AM EDT
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hehe, you never cease to amaze me!
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Posted: 7/7/2002 12:14:22 AM EDT
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Quoted: hehe, you never cease to amaze me! |
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Posted: 7/7/2002 6:31:45 AM EDT
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"Nice girl, but she's about as sharp as a sack of wet mice"- Learned that one from Foghorn Leghorn years ago...
When insulted, the usual retort is "Eat a bag of dicks". I actually say "Groovy", "Swell", and occasionaly "Whilikers!". I mostly started using those years ago because they were intentionally un-hip. They stuck. ...Oh yeah...and I forgot this one: "I'd call him an enormous sack of sh*t, but enormous sacks of sh*t have a bad enough name without [b]him[/b] being associated with them.". I first used that when talking about Clinton a few years back...use it for similar types now... |
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Posted: 7/7/2002 6:59:41 AM EDT
[#38]
Come to Utah...
Fetch ... Heck... They just lose all sense of communication... But for me ..."lost a banana" (hasta mañana) Ted... |
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Posted: 7/7/2002 8:22:24 AM EDT
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Jeepers, y'all!
How about 'uglier than a hat full of a$$holes'? Which can be sterilized to a 'uglier than a hat full of elbows.' Eric The(Sterilized)Hun[>]:)] |
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Posted: 7/7/2002 8:35:48 AM EDT
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Quoted: I'm so hungry i could eat the ass out of a menstruating skunk. [puke]Ughhhh!!! Get the picture out of my mind!!! |
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