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Posted: 4/19/2006 7:51:48 AM EDT
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Tell them some sucky sucky could expedite things.
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Posted: 4/19/2006 7:53:44 AM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 4/19/2006 7:57:45 AM EDT
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No most of them are coyote ugly.. |
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Posted: 4/19/2006 7:59:36 AM EDT
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Delivery guy: "Who are these new flat panels for?"
FM: "Pull down everyone's pants. If you find a c*** drop a monitor there." |
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Posted: 4/19/2006 8:00:02 AM EDT
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LOL
Too many Twinkies and not enough fresh air. (That's my answer for most things.  )
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Posted: 4/19/2006 8:01:12 AM EDT
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There is a lot of truth to that.... |
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Posted: 4/19/2006 8:01:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/19/2006 8:08:38 AM EDT
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Yeah frickin women are always bitching.
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Posted: 4/19/2006 8:12:35 AM EDT
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Reason 4,295 I will do my best to make sure I will never end up in a cube farm. I hear so many stories, (mainly here) about bad experiences in the "office environment." |
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Posted: 4/19/2006 8:13:18 AM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 4/19/2006 8:14:41 AM EDT
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It's even better when the women office worker hordes descend upon the hapless poor gal who actually did get the upgrade. It becomes a bonafide political reason to engage in a feeding frenzy for the biddies that didn't get the newest toy that they will never need/use/understand.
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Posted: 4/19/2006 8:16:11 AM EDT
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In my experience, the more valued the employees get the new shiney shit.
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Posted: 4/19/2006 8:17:04 AM EDT
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 Kharn |
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Posted: 4/19/2006 8:21:27 AM EDT
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I take it you BTDT huh? |
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Posted: 4/19/2006 8:24:26 AM EDT
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I've been DT since 1978. Don't do much end user support anymore except for the stupid family members who have no concept of what a systems architect does and proceeds to ask the 'computer guy' in the family about how to change the background of their desktop. I don't go to many family events anymore. |
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Posted: 4/19/2006 8:39:29 AM EDT
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We did just did a big rearranging of office and cube space. Can you paint my wall it looks like junk? Can you get my carpet steam cleaned? Can you move my desk to face??? Can I have a different file cabinet this one doesn't match? It's too noisy here the guy in the cube I face has a breathing problem? Can I move somewhere else I don’t like this? Why did I have to move? 54 moves and every complaint but one was a female.
Gerry |
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Posted: 4/19/2006 8:49:22 AM EDT
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We just promoted our driver to move up front into the office, in our small "cube farm"
Within the first two weeks, he asked for: new chair, headset, wireless mouse and keyboard, flat panel, different lighting above his desk..... I had to remind him, that he was still on a 90 day probation period, nothing was permament YET. I also reminded him, that the person he replaced did just fine with what he now has, untill they retired. 
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Posted: 4/19/2006 8:50:42 AM EDT
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It's not like you'll be looking at their faces. (NOT that I condone this, BTW. I'm just saying.) |
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Posted: 4/19/2006 8:51:31 AM EDT
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Keeping up with the Jones'.
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Posted: 4/19/2006 8:53:38 AM EDT
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I'm one of the few happily married guys (15 yrs).. So I dont really need to go there... 
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Posted: 4/19/2006 8:54:38 AM EDT
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Sounds like somebody has a case of the Monday's
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Posted: 4/19/2006 8:55:36 AM EDT
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LOL thanks.. I needed that... |
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Posted: 4/19/2006 8:56:16 AM EDT
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Tell them it's because Jill is much prettier, and is nicer to the boss. Then they'll start a bitch campaign against each other, and get off your back. Plus it will provide you with some much-needed entertainment while you work. |
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Posted: 4/19/2006 8:59:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/19/2006 9:00:35 AM EDT
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sometimes beauty is just a lightswitch away.... |
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Posted: 4/19/2006 9:00:49 AM EDT
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And you dont think I didnt... 
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Posted: 4/19/2006 9:01:09 AM EDT
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So what would you do if you had a million dollars? |
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Posted: 4/19/2006 9:08:50 AM EDT
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So glad I don't have to deal with that anymore!
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Posted: 4/19/2006 9:35:12 AM EDT
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"The list is decided by senior management on the basis of performance. I think you're scheduled for 2 years from now."
That ought to shut them up. |
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Posted: 4/19/2006 9:45:37 AM EDT
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tell em they get a flat panel or a raise- guess how many take the panel....
This LCD thing is costing us plenty...in the long eun it will be benifical, but right now we are getting the same thing-people wondering when they "get theirs". I tell them that they are being replaced thru attrition, but thats not good enothg and now they have "seeing problems" and need that 19" LCD or else they will go blind and die. Unfortunatley the bosses fall for it to avoid getting sued. dont even start me on the people that see the programmers with TWO LCD's and decide they cant work without two... |
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