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Posted: 12/17/2002 9:48:15 AM EST
Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade and tells her father she learned about the history of St. Valentine's day. "Since Valentines Day is a Christian saint and we're Jewish do you think God would be Mad if I sent someone a Valentine ." Her Father thinks a bit and replies, "No I dont think God would be mad at you" Who do you want to send one to? "Osama bin Laden" she says. "Why Him" says her father? "well I thought if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love in her heart to send a Valentine to him then maybe Osama might think we are not so bad after all. Then maybe Osama would start loving people a little bit. And then if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama he'd love everyone a lot. And then hed start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he doesnt hate anymore" Her fathers heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride, "Melissa thats the most wonderful thing Ive ever heard" "I know " Melissa says " and once that gets him out in the open, Our Marines can BLOW THE SHIT OUT OF HIM"!! cp out!
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Link Posted: 12/17/2002 10:25:59 AM EST
Good One!!!
Link Posted: 12/17/2002 10:27:03 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/17/2002 10:29:58 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/17/2002 10:32:38 AM EST
Originally Posted By gman350: Good One!!!
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I second that!
Link Posted: 12/17/2002 11:00:07 AM EST
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Link Posted: 12/17/2002 11:46:54 AM EST
Thats pretty funny.
Link Posted: 12/17/2002 11:55:08 AM EST
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