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Posted: 2/23/2007 1:02:42 PM EST
This joke just came to me out of thin air, whole and in its current form, like Mozart used to get his Opera's. I am the Mozart of Aggie joke.

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College Station, TX – Texas A&M Psychologist’s IQ Measurements found to in error, thank goodness

Texas A&M Human and Animal Psychology Department’s Dr. Wilton Thilby stated this morning in a press release, the following correction:

“My finding’s that the average Aggie IQ is 12 were in error, thank goodness. After measuring the intelligence of 100 randomly picked Aggies, my test results kept showing 12. Needless to say, I found this quite disturbing. My colleague Dr. Rumpster pointed out that my methods were flawed. I re-measured these same 100 Aggies, and got such values as 72, 64, 58, etc, which were much more in line with what we thought the average Aggie IQ should be. Hence forth, I shall ONLY use a tape measure to measure IQ’s in the future, not rulers”


Link Posted: 2/23/2007 1:07:43 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 2:31:33 PM EST
good one
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 2:33:02 PM EST
Ingrates
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 2:33:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By ALLANJ:
intellectualize.org/images/priceless-aggie-hurricane-prep.jpg


that's funny shit



saw a bumper sticker in gainesville-

"IN POLAND THEY TELL FSU JOKES"
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 2:37:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By Aggie1:
Ingrates


I admire the Aggie. I worked with one once who had completely mastered the ink pen. That means he passed the crayon and pencil classes with flying colors. Of course, what he wrote was gibberish, but he will be attending three and four letter word class next year.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 4:01:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/23/2007 4:03:04 PM EST by bjt]

Originally Posted By jkstexas2001:
This joke just came to me out of thin air, whole and in its current form, like Mozart used to get his Opera's. I am the Mozart of Aggie joke.

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College Station, TX – Texas A&M Psychologist’s IQ Measurements found to in error, thank goodness

Texas A&M Human and Animal Psychology Department’s Dr. Wilton Thilby stated this morning in a press release, the following correction:

“My finding’s that the average Aggie IQ is 12 were in error, thank goodness. After measuring the intelligence of 100 randomly picked Aggies, my test results kept showing 12. Needless to say, I found this quite disturbing. My colleague Dr. Rumpster pointed out that my methods were flawed. I re-measured these same 100 Aggies, and got such values as 72, 64, 58, etc, which were much more in line with what we thought the average Aggie IQ should be. Hence forth, I shall ONLY use a tape measure to measure IQ’s in the future, not rulers”




That is a really funny joke. Your spelling and grammar clearly show you to be a fine example of the Texas Longhorn. Well done.

bjt
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 4:04:50 PM EST
University of Texas.......nothing but steers and queers.

How do they separate the boys from the men in Austin? With crowbars.

Austin has the highest density of lawyers, gun-grabbing liberals, and diseased, drugged out hippies than any other place in Texas.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 4:09:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By jkstexas2001:

Originally Posted By Aggie1:
Ingrates


I admire the Aggie. I worked with one once who had completely mastered the ink pen. That means he passed the crayon and pencil classes with flying colors. Of course, what he wrote was gibberish, but he will be attending three and four letter word class next year.


That's it you're going on the list...... Now where the hell did I put my Crayola?
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 4:11:14 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/23/2007 4:11:27 PM EST by jkstexas2001]
Next to your coloring book. Aggies are fascinated by bright and colorful objects.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 4:13:55 PM EST
Nooo, I usually keep it next to my finger paints, damn.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 4:15:49 PM EST
In my many years as a Scoutmaster, I met just one UT graduate who actually volunteered to do anything for the kids. On the other hand, I knew many Aggies and their wives who were active in Scouting.

Basically, UT is a low-class hang-out for drunken frat boys who grow up to be narcisistic parasites on society.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 4:21:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By Will-Rogers:
In my many years as a Scoutmaster, I met just one UT graduate who actually volunteered to do anything for the kids. On the other hand, I knew many Aggies and their wives who were active in Scouting.

Basically, UT is a low-class hang-out for drunken frat boys who grow up to be narcisistic parasites on society.


I beg to differ. I have two nieces that attend UT. They don't drink or smoke and they attend church on a regular basis. The stereotype is just that, a stereotype. Despite the rivalry when push comes to shove both Universities produce valuable citizens.

Now go peddle your negative vibes somewhere else. This is supposed to be a light hearted thread.

Link Posted: 2/23/2007 4:22:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By Aggie1:

Originally Posted By Will-Rogers:
In my many years as a Scoutmaster, I met just one UT graduate who actually volunteered to do anything for the kids. On the other hand, I knew many Aggies and their wives who were active in Scouting.

Basically, UT is a low-class hang-out for drunken frat boys who grow up to be narcisistic parasites on society.


I beg to differ. I have two nieces that attend UT. They don't drink or smoke and they attend church on a regular basis. The stereotype is just that, a stereotype. Despite the rivalry when push comes to shove both Universities produce valuable citizens.

Now go peddle your negative vibes somewhere else. This is supposed to be a light hearted thread.


Yes it is.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 4:24:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By Will-Rogers:
In my many years as a Scoutmaster, I met just one UT graduate who actually volunteered to do anything for the kids. On the other hand, I knew many Aggies and their wives who were active in Scouting.

Basically, UT is a low-class hang-out for drunken frat boys who grow up to be narcisistic parasites on society.


Didn't Patton has some saying about Aggies? Something to the effect of give him an Army and he'd win the battle, but give him a platoon of Texas Aggies and he'd win the war.....or something like that.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 4:24:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By jkstexas2001:

Originally Posted By Aggie1:

Originally Posted By Will-Rogers:
In my many years as a Scoutmaster, I met just one UT graduate who actually volunteered to do anything for the kids. On the other hand, I knew many Aggies and their wives who were active in Scouting.

Basically, UT is a low-class hang-out for drunken frat boys who grow up to be narcisistic parasites on society.


I beg to differ. I have two nieces that attend UT. They don't drink or smoke and they attend church on a regular basis. The stereotype is just that, a stereotype. Despite the rivalry when push comes to shove both Universities produce valuable citizens.

Now go peddle your negative vibes somewhere else. This is supposed to be a light hearted thread.


Yes it is.


Shut up
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 4:30:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By Aggie1:

Originally Posted By jkstexas2001:

Originally Posted By Aggie1:

Originally Posted By Will-Rogers:
In my many years as a Scoutmaster, I met just one UT graduate who actually volunteered to do anything for the kids. On the other hand, I knew many Aggies and their wives who were active in Scouting.

Basically, UT is a low-class hang-out for drunken frat boys who grow up to be narcisistic parasites on society.


I beg to differ. I have two nieces that attend UT. They don't drink or smoke and they attend church on a regular basis. The stereotype is just that, a stereotype. Despite the rivalry when push comes to shove both Universities produce valuable citizens.

Now go peddle your negative vibes somewhere else. This is supposed to be a light hearted thread.


Yes it is.


Shut up


Be quiet, or I'll give you one of those cards with "Read other side" on both sides. It kept one Aggie I know busy for five hours.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 4:37:56 PM EST
Just shows how stupid you are. I cant read.
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