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Posted: 8/21/2006 11:54:40 AM EDT
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tag fer home
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Posted: 8/21/2006 11:54:58 AM EDT
[#2]
Thats awesome. Is that girl in CO gonzo?
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Posted: 8/21/2006 12:03:16 PM EDT
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Fuck, I hope not. She may be "hittable," but I'd hike through a swampy bog bare-assed and without mosquito repellant before I'd spend even five minutes listening to her stupid shit. By the way, the folks at Something Awful were not impressed, either |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 12:19:24 PM EDT
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Definitely an old hag in training. She's setting the bar way too high, and really is aggrandizing herself to a major degree.
She's not BAD looking, but in a bar full of women, she'd be the last to be picked up (barring any really fat ugly chicks). Sure, she might have her shit together, which is great, but all of the requisites she wants in a man will frankly price herself out of the market. Take myself, I'm a decent lookin guy, probably on par with her level of attractiveness. I don't turn heads, but I ain't bad on the eyes. I'm a gentleman and a genuine nice guy. However, my financial situation sucks at the moment, and other 'shortcomings' would have her turning her nose up at me. Kinda reminds me of the type of women nomarriage.com warns about. Pricing herself out of the market. |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 12:23:24 PM EDT
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 OMG! It's always a train wreck when the plain Jane ones get too full of themselves. Some of that article is comedy genius! I don't know about you, but my Trilobal Mating Claw just went boooinnggg! She comes somewhere on the "I'd hit it" scale between "I'd hit it, but only if it were 3am and I was drunk and really needed somewhere to crash for the night" and "I'd hit it, but only if she walked right up to me, grabbed my hog with both hands, and screamed to the bar, 'I claim this Man-Thing as mine own!!' and then vowed to fight any challengers to the death with Vulcan axe-spears." Okay, now that I see that she's a dead-ringer for Rudy Giuliani in drag, I have to admit, I'm three-quarters aroused.  
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Posted: 8/21/2006 12:26:41 PM EDT
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Yup. Might big difference between what she looks like after an expert at "glamor shots" has a few hours with her and the not just plain, but actually fairly unattractive specimine she is in real life. Plus, she's got a black heart and no soul. And that shit goes deeper than looks. |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 12:32:01 PM EDT
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Just reading the title of her forum, "Bildungsroman for such-and-such" I thought to myself, "what a stuck-up bitch." Now I happen to be a native German speaker, and I cannot understand what would make someone so full of themselves as to call their "about me" page a "Bildungsroman" loosely translated as "A novel of my formation/becoming who I am".
Classic. I pity the man who will eventually date and/or marry her. |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 12:42:54 PM EDT
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I see several worn-out vibrators and many cats in that woman's future.
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Posted: 8/21/2006 12:45:01 PM EDT
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I’m relatively young (whereas 82% of American adult women are over 30 years old)
WTF I realize that some of you will find this post depressing because you’ll realize that you don’t qualify as a high quality man and thus won’t be able to get a high quality woman. You have a few options: Bitch please. I have turned down better looking women Self-improvement! I used to be a fat unattractive college dropout who couldn’t get her life together. Now I’m thin, attractive, and successfully self-employed after graduating. You can make yourself over into a higher-quality man capable of winning a higher-quality woman too. So now we know where she gets her attitude. |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 12:45:21 PM EDT
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And very possibly one or two worn-out, vibrating cats.  Jebus, she's OCD enough to make me twitch through the screen. |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 12:49:35 PM EDT
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Holy flying shit. I know her. I have been at parties at her condo and everything.
She's been divorced three times (maybe more by now!) and I don't think she was even 24 by the third time. Edit: and the "no debt" crapola is because she's a trust fund baby. Her family bought her the condo. |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 12:55:34 PM EDT
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Details man details! Is she as much of a nutjob as her blog proclaims? |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 12:58:54 PM EDT
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Well, she is a Libertarian ... |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 1:04:16 PM EDT
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I didn't read the blog, maybe later, I saw the no debt thing on SomethingAwful's forum page. I thought she was a nutjob, yes. I really felt bad for her third husband, someone told me she just decided after a couple of months that she didn't want to be married after all. At times like this, I just have to say "oy, veh!" |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 1:16:38 PM EDT
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She says in her "about me" section of her blog that her last husband decided he was "GAY." (How fucking funny is that? The guy decided he'd rather switch teams than be with her any longer!) |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 1:17:03 PM EDT
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Did you hit it? Are you a...... "high quality man"? |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 1:21:26 PM EDT
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I am not high quality. I am low quality. Hillbilly and proud of it, dammit. I didn't hit it, but I would have at one time. She's cuter in person, really. At least she was. I keep seeing at SA that they think she's only had two divorces. It's three, she told me that herself. |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 1:31:53 PM EDT
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In her various updates, she brags that her "outrageous" posts (such as this) are designed to generate high blog-traffic. Which is sort of like the driver of a bus who causes a major chain-collision multiple-fatality accident saying, "Well, I sort of crossed three lanes and smashed into the guardrail because I want people to know I have the courage to drink heavily before operating heavy machinery."
OMFG Bahahahaha
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Posted: 8/21/2006 1:33:09 PM EDT
[#19]
Oh man, that's rich! She's been divorced three times, and is a trust fund baby? HAHAHAHA....
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Posted: 8/21/2006 1:39:51 PM EDT
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I don't think that was how it worked out. They weren't married more than a few months, and he was still dating women after their divorce as far as I heard. That SA forum thread is the first I ever heard that he turned gay. |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 1:56:51 PM EDT
[#21]
The hallmarks of high quality, well bred woman. Didn't you know? |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 2:00:46 PM EDT
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And a Libertarian, so there is the autism issue ... |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 2:16:02 PM EDT
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She's also an Ayn Randbot. Does anyone else see the irony of a trust fund baby being a Randbot?
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Posted: 8/21/2006 2:38:49 PM EDT
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So what is an Ayn Randbot? |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 2:43:14 PM EDT
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A devotee of Ayn Rand |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 2:57:39 PM EDT
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What a crazy biatch.
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Posted: 8/21/2006 3:00:02 PM EDT
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That guys pretty funny, gotta bookmark his site.
I'd like to see somebody posting the Emails back and forth with some of these nutjobs.. |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 3:04:33 PM EDT
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She's trying to call out those competitive 'D' types to make her grade. Unfortunately for her the guys making 600K a year driving a porche with no obligations and a well-defined six-pack are going after hot 20 year-old eye candy for trips to Mallorca and finding large quantities available. Every year a million new hot chicks turn 20.
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Posted: 8/21/2006 3:19:52 PM EDT
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Yeah pretty much... She is facing the same problem the wealthy and sucessful men have. But the men have a simple solution to the problem, don't try find some sort of fantasylike equal, go for the hot braindead 20yo. Intelectual stimulation can be had elsewhere for them. Its not a problem if you break it down into parts. |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 3:35:32 PM EDT
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Ah, American women. We're so lucky aren't we?
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Posted: 8/21/2006 3:38:45 PM EDT
[#31]
I think she's definitely one of the reasons nomarriage.com exists! |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 4:16:59 PM EDT
[#32]
   Take off the make up guys.. and I wouldnt fuck her with your dick.. 
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Posted: 8/21/2006 4:31:32 PM EDT
[#33]
Thats a man! and not even high-quality.
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Posted: 8/21/2006 4:37:14 PM EDT
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I wonder what color the sky is on her planet.
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Posted: 8/21/2006 4:38:18 PM EDT
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Nah, it's just the undead. |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 4:40:03 PM EDT
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I have a feeling she is on a collision course with a Twinky truck.
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Posted: 8/21/2006 4:41:21 PM EDT
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She is a "Half-Kegger"........
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Posted: 8/21/2006 4:51:50 PM EDT
[#38]
Does anyone have a link to her hot or not pic so we can all vote it down?
Speed |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 4:58:48 PM EDT
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at least she likes guns
and sci-fi |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 5:03:12 PM EDT
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that could be hit just make sure you're not there in the morning when it turns into this
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Posted: 8/21/2006 5:03:47 PM EDT
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Exactly.. an athiest is just an undead person.. she's a self proclaimed athiest her blog is... jacquelinepassey.blogs.com/ |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 5:07:44 PM EDT
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Well of course! She's way too important to even think about relying on someone else. 
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Posted: 8/21/2006 5:32:02 PM EDT
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poor girl will spend the rest of her life trying to compensate for the weight problem and an unrefined and underprivileged upbringing. and sadly, despite whatever she manages to accomplish, she will lalways be betrayed by her lack of style and taste.
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Posted: 8/21/2006 5:42:04 PM EDT
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She’s cute enough by my standards. I sure wouldn’t mind her hanging out with me if she could survive my social circles. As much as I like the calm and simple life things tend to get little weird sometimes. But if she can take things like parties with drunk topless wiccan lesbians running around then she would fit right in.
Don’t think I would want to sleep with her though. She seems a bit high maintenance for that… OK I would sleep with her. But she wouldn’t ever sleep with me, she’s way to good for me, just ask her. But hey, nice, intellectual, short, fat, broke, losers like me are used to playing the intellectual whore. If you see her again RJGatling tell her that if she’s ever in Huntsville and wants to go shoot something or maybe meet some drunk topless wiccan lesbians to look me up. |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 5:44:57 PM EDT
[#45]
Damn, that is stealable!!!!!
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Posted: 8/21/2006 6:02:47 PM EDT
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Every woman I've ever met that asked for a 'Cosmo' at the bar turned out to be
a total and utter cunt. She says that's her favorite drink somewhere in that blog. Good thing she's already started on the cats. The companionship will come in handy in the future. Might even keep her from swallowing that handfull of vicodin, unfortunately. Someone send her a link to the Adam & Eve site so she can get a start on her vibe collection. |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 6:44:36 PM EDT
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I read this turd's blog about a year ago and just laughed at her absurdity. She looks like she's taking it to a new level. God, I hope she doesn't make it to the next Rocky Mountain Blogger Bash. 
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Posted: 8/21/2006 6:53:47 PM EDT
[#48]
She's not in Colorado, from what I can tell. Thankfully. |
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Posted: 8/21/2006 7:47:22 PM EDT
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She likes guns, a 7.5-8.2 good looking, I would do her.
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Posted: 8/21/2006 8:17:02 PM EDT
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 Judging by the other pictures she was about 22 when this picture was taken. She no longer has that complexion or youthfulness. In another 10 years she'll have given up the trips to the gym and declaring her ever widening hips as an expression of her womanhood, all the while still denying that she will never be the object of most men's desires. She may be pro gun, but honestly given her appearance today she could be passing out machineguns like party favors and I still wouldn't play footsies with her at the reloading bench. |
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