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Posted: 2/15/2016 7:36:23 PM EDT
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Why?
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Posted: 2/15/2016 7:37:05 PM EDT
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Can you live without your :?
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Posted: 2/15/2016 7:37:40 PM EDT
[#3]
sucks
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Posted: 2/15/2016 7:37:58 PM EDT
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Only effective as a rape deterrent.
Good luck with the surgery. |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 7:40:32 PM EDT
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Why? I understand not wearing a belt etc, but get a pocket gun or a shoulder rig. |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 7:41:07 PM EDT
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What happen that will cause you to lose your colon op? Is it a permanent bag or will they be able to hook you back up later on down the road?
I've got a bag in my future as well so I'm curious. They told me I was going to be on a bag before and ended up taking 16 inches of colon out but they were able to hook me back up. I think I gave the doctor extra motivation when I told him if he couldn't hook me back up I didn't want to wake up lol. Must have been the pain killers talking you should consider pocket carry with something like an LCP or glock 43. Cargo pants ftw
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Posted: 2/15/2016 7:41:39 PM EDT
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Slide the surgeon an extra $20... and have them insert these back in.
http://www.neuticles.com/ (edit) sorry... " : " literally means "colon". Nevermind. |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 7:45:01 PM EDT
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best of luck to you!
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Posted: 2/15/2016 7:47:46 PM EDT
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Best of luck with your surgery. I lost 12 inches of mine. Was just laid up for a few weeks. Hope that all goes well for you.
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Posted: 2/15/2016 7:50:06 PM EDT
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Why? For laughs. And so I don't get cancer. Which I would have a very high chance of if I left it in. |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 7:51:16 PM EDT
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Can you live without your :?  Shit, I forgot to ask!
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Posted: 2/15/2016 7:52:18 PM EDT
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What happen that will cause you to lose your colon op? Is it a permanent bag or will they be able to hook you back up later on down the road? I've got a bag in my future as well so I'm curious. They told me I was going to be on a bag before and ended up taking 16 inches of colon out but they were able to hook me back up. I think I gave the doctor extra motivation when I told him if he couldn't hook me back up I didn't want to wake up lol. Must have been the pain killers talking
you should consider pocket carry with something like an LCP or glock 43. Cargo pants ftw Ulcerative colitis, and they should be able to hook me back up in a few months. |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 7:53:10 PM EDT
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Yikes.
Best wishes. |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 7:54:21 PM EDT
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For laughs. And so I don't get cancer. Which I would have a very high chance of if I left it in. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why? For laughs. And so I don't get cancer. Which I would have a very high chance of if I left it in. I didn't mean why have surgery. I meant why is carrying not possible. Sorry to offend in this tough time. Sincerely best of luck. |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 7:58:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ulcerative colitis, and they should be able to hook me back up in a few months. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What happen that will cause you to lose your colon op? Is it a permanent bag or will they be able to hook you back up later on down the road? I've got a bag in my future as well so I'm curious. They told me I was going to be on a bag before and ended up taking 16 inches of colon out but they were able to hook me back up. I think I gave the doctor extra motivation when I told him if he couldn't hook me back up I didn't want to wake up lol. Must have been the pain killers talking you should consider pocket carry with something like an LCP or glock 43. Cargo pants ftw Ulcerative colitis, and they should be able to hook me back up in a few months. |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 8:00:13 PM EDT
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I didn't mean why have surgery. I meant why is carrying not possible. Sorry to offend in this tough time. Sincerely best of luck. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why? For laughs. And so I don't get cancer. Which I would have a very high chance of if I left it in. I didn't mean why have surgery. I meant why is carrying not possible. Sorry to offend in this tough time. Sincerely best of luck. Oh, I wasn't offended. I don't know if carrying is or isn't possible actually. I was just trying to be funny. I'm not worried if I can't carry for a few months |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 8:02:14 PM EDT
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Won't really be able to carry for a few months after surgery. Do you think chucking the bag at an assailant is sufficient or do I need to think of a different self defense method? Good luck tomorrow Retgarr |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 8:03:37 PM EDT
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and don't forget when people ask you where the scar came from to tell them it's the c-section scar from when you were still a women. Always good for a laugh
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Posted: 2/15/2016 8:05:25 PM EDT
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Wait, so after you will have a ;?
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Posted: 2/15/2016 8:07:05 PM EDT
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Wait, so after you will have a ;? Same question, are they taking the : or just ;? |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 8:10:25 PM EDT
[#21]
God speed on your recovery.
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Posted: 2/15/2016 8:11:09 PM EDT
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Yikes. Good luck. The thought of surgery freaks me out.
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Posted: 2/15/2016 8:14:21 PM EDT
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Same question, are they taking the : or just ;? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wait, so after you will have a ;? Same question, are they taking the : or just ;? The whole damn thing. I won't be able to see superhero movie sequels anymore. 
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Posted: 2/15/2016 8:16:02 PM EDT
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Guess you'll have a ; soon...
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Posted: 2/15/2016 8:21:22 PM EDT
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A good buddy of mine had to wear the bag. He was told to stay away from gassy foods.
A story from another guy who worked in the construction field. Had to wear a bag. He was the 'but' of many jokes. After he had the bag removed. He didn't tell anyone, and during the lunch. (He had taped a bag of chocolate pudding to his stomach) he opened up the bag and started digging in with a spoon. Really freaked the guys out. Seriously though. Good luck. |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 8:25:41 PM EDT
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Good luck man. Hope everything goes well for you.
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Posted: 2/15/2016 8:28:50 PM EDT
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A good buddy of mine had to wear the bag. He was told to stay away from gassy foods. A story from another guy who worked in the construction field. Had to wear a bag. He was the 'but' of many jokes. After he had the bag removed. He didn't tell anyone, and during the lunch. (He had taped a bag of chocolate pudding to his stomach) he opened up the bag and started digging in with a spoon. Really freaked the guys out. Seriously though. Good luck. AWESOME! There really are a lot of jokes that can be had with this whole situation. |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 8:29:52 PM EDT
[#28]
Good luck, man.
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Posted: 2/15/2016 8:57:33 PM EDT
[#29]
Seriously, a colostomy bag is the best CCW cover possible.
You can "sympathy shame" the hell out of anyone that questions you. |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 9:02:47 PM EDT
[#30]
Good luck!
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Posted: 2/15/2016 9:05:09 PM EDT
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Seriously, a colostomy bag is the best CCW cover possible. You can "sympathy shame" the hell out of anyone that questions you. Hello silver lining! |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 9:08:17 PM EDT
[#32]
Good luck buddy
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Posted: 2/15/2016 9:08:23 PM EDT
[#33]
you still have a few months to get away with carrying in jacket pockets, good luck.
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Posted: 2/15/2016 9:14:31 PM EDT
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Went thru something similar. Had to have a good amount of intestines and other innards removed because of cancer. It was several months before I could carry IWB so I used a shoulder holster instead.
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Posted: 2/15/2016 9:57:25 PM EDT
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"Hey Amigos, before you rob me, can you help me burp my bag? Thanks."
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Posted: 2/15/2016 9:58:18 PM EDT
[#36]
Hook a supersoaker rig up to that bag
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Posted: 2/15/2016 9:59:07 PM EDT
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Sorry.
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Posted: 2/15/2016 10:01:32 PM EDT
[#38]
Poop Thread!
PS: Only because no one said it yet. Good luck on your recovery! |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 10:16:09 PM EDT
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Too bad it's not your apostrophe that is being taken, many here pass them out like candy. Good luck with the procedure and get well soon. |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 10:18:56 PM EDT
[#40]
Yeah, I thought he was being neutered tomorrow.
TC |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 10:23:38 PM EDT
[#41]
Best of luck to you OP.
God's speed. |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 10:31:06 PM EDT
[#42]
There would have been a time when I would be making jokes... however now, I seem to also be having issues 'down there'. I'm only 38 f'in years old and in good shape otherwise
I fear, and stress about the future. Good luck man. Thoughts and prayers....
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Posted: 2/15/2016 10:34:49 PM EDT
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Guess you'll have a ; soon... And maybe lose a few #### in the process. Good luck, OP. |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 10:41:06 PM EDT
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Went thru something similar. Had to have a good amount of intestines and other innards removed because of cancer. It was several months before I could carry IWB so I used a shoulder holster instead. I have a friend who went through that. Lost about 50 lbs, then months later it was reattached. He called me and we went out for Mexican food and margaritas. Best of luck to you and the OP. |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 10:42:27 PM EDT
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I lost 18 inches in 06, got hooked up fairly soon thereafter.
carried a snub in an ankle holster. Good luck and best wishes. |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 10:43:18 PM EDT
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Good luck, I hope your recovery goes smoothly.
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Posted: 2/15/2016 10:43:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There would have been a time when I would be making jokes... however now, I seem to also be having issues 'down there'. I'm only 38 f'in years old and in good shape otherwise I fear, and stress about the future. Good luck man. Thoughts and prayers.... |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 10:44:28 PM EDT
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Hello silver lining! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Seriously, a colostomy bag is the best CCW cover possible. You can "sympathy shame" the hell out of anyone that questions you. Hello silver lining! Duct tape a Glock to your belly under poop bag. |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 10:45:29 PM EDT
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Bummer. My uncle had colon cancer and had the surgery where they remove it and sew up the butthole.
It was either lose his asshole or die of cancer. Considering he's still alive, I'd say he made the right call. Good luck, OP! |
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Posted: 2/15/2016 11:03:08 PM EDT
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There would have been a time when I would be making jokes... however now, I seem to also be having issues 'down there'. I'm only 38 f'in years old and in good shape otherwise I fear, and stress about the future. Good luck man. Thoughts and prayers....Suck it up buttercup, I'm 29!
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