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Posted: 8/27/2004 1:13:41 AM EST
www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/24/people.degeneres.ap/

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Comedian Ellen DeGeneres is getting a promotion -- to supreme being.

DeGeneres will star as God in a remake of the 1977 comedy "Oh, God!" The original starred George Burns as the creator and John Denver as a supermarket manager tapped as a new prophet.

"Ellen is a strong comedian and she has always done material about God and questions about God," said Jerry Weintraub, who produced the original movie and also will oversee the remake.

Weintraub said he'll hire a screenwriter and director with the aim to shoot the movie during a break in DeGeneres' schedule from her talk show next summer.

Though successful on the small screen, DeGeneres misfired in an earlier transition to film with the romantic-comedy flop "Mr. Wrong." She helped score a hit with her voice work on last year's animated tale "Finding Nemo




The world will end shortly....................


SGtar15
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 1:20:04 AM EST


gay people are retarded. Every gay person I have ever met has some kind of stored up anger about being molested or some other crap. They are a very angry people.

Why this society holds up gay people as champions I will never know.

This movie will flop.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 1:22:35 AM EST
NOBODY can take the place of Goerge Burns

sad that the entertainment industry cant come up with original ideas, and have some respect for great movies and actors by leaving them alone.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 1:25:04 AM EST
Damn Homosexuals will probably replace the Pearly Gates with a Pearl Necklace.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 1:55:08 AM EST
prppf that God is not a woman.



if god was a woman. cum would taste like chocolate
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:31:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By tequilabob:
prppf that God is not a woman.



if god was a woman. cum would taste like chocolate




Or Diamonds...

SGtar15
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:43:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By tequilabob:
prppf that God is not a woman.



if god was a woman. cum would taste like chocolate




well now looks like you have one foot out of the closet....
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:48:56 AM EST
I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:51:12 AM EST
I adore hot-looking female lesbians.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:56:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By Hokie:
I adore hot-looking female lesbians.




Her "she" is...




SGtar15
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:57:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/24/people.degeneres.ap/

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Comedian Ellen DeGeneres is getting a promotion ....

Weintraub said he'll hire a screenwriter and director with the aim to shoot the movie during a break in DeGeneres' schedule from her talk show next summer.




Fixed it for ya.

Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:04:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By CavVet:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/24/people.degeneres.ap/

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Comedian Ellen DeGeneres is getting a promotion ....

Weintraub said he'll hire a screenwriter and director with the aim to shoot the movie during a break in DeGeneres' schedule from her talk show next summer.




Fixed it for ya.





You're just upset because God is white....


SGtar15
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:05:17 AM EST
IBTLS

(in before the LIGHTNING STRIKES!)
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:09:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
You're just upset because God is white....
SGtar15




God is an American.


But I will play your trolling game.....

How can a White God (gringo), father a Black Non-White (negro) Jesus???
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:11:42 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/27/2004 4:12:18 AM EST by sgtar15]

Originally Posted By CavVet:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
You're just upset because God is white....
SGtar15




God is an American.


But I will play your trolling game.....

How can a White God (gringo), father a Black Non-White (negro) Jesus???




Ever hear of the "Immaculate Conception"? If God can get a virgin pregnant He can change it from white to black.



I think it is kind of like the setting on a toaster.


Sgtar15
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:14:06 AM EST
I understand that this is a fictional movie...
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:19:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By DriftPunch:
I understand that this is a fictional movie...




Incorrect....God Himself actually had final editing privileges of the script.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:31:45 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/27/2004 4:32:14 AM EST by KA3B]
You're more than two days late...

DUPE DUPE DUEP DUPE DUPE DOPE
DUPE DUPE DUEP DUPE DUPE DOPE
DUPE DUPE DUEP DUPE DUPE DOPE
DUPE DUPE DUEP DUPE DUPE DOPE

Oh goody, Hollyweird has an original movie idea: Ellen Degenerate in remake of "Oh, God"
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=267255
Posted :: 8/24/2004 3:25:14 AM
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:31:59 AM EST
I've known all along that God was a dyke.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 6:01:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Ever hear of the "Immaculate Conception"? If God can get a virgin pregnant He can change it from white to black.



I think it is kind of like the setting on a toaster.


Sgtar15



obviously youi have no idea what the immaculate conception is, and what they meant when they call the virgin mary a virgin.


she was a virgin because she was pure and clean from original sin. the immaculate conception has nothing to do with her getting knocked up
when mary was concieved in her mothers womb she was concieved without original sin.
virgin in the old days meaning pure and clean, like virgin wool, doesn't mean the sheep didn't fuck
ok now lets see how many of you christians going to argue that point.


and over 2000 years ago, the jews and arab's were not black. were not anglo white either


the white people on this planet are from a marroned spaceship, we colonized atlantis.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 6:19:10 AM EST
Originally Posted By tequilabob:That is correct Teq Bob...some Nun slapped your fingers many times when you were younger huh?


My explanation is just easier...


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 6:37:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Originally Posted By tequilabob:That is correct Teq Bob...some Nun slapped your fingers many times when you were younger huh?


My explanation is just easier...


Sgatr15




shit no, luthern baby,our pastors can have sex.....................legally
Link Posted: 9/1/2004 10:38:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By Crappybob:


gay people are retarded. Every gay person I have ever met has some kind of stored up anger about being molested or some other crap. They are a very angry people.

Why this society holds up gay people as champions I will never know.

This movie will flop.



Crappy,

The only thing _I'M_ pissed about is the continual erosion of my second amendment rights... that and stoopid [sic] and/or rude people...

And I assure you, I am NOT "retarded"


Originally Posted By sgtar15:

You're just upset because God is white....




Actually, God created "man" in his own image, since "Adam" means "red earth" - I'd have to say you're wrong `bout that one, Sarge ;)


Originally Posted By innocent_bystander:
I've known all along that God was a dyke.



Makes sense to me
Link Posted: 9/1/2004 10:42:47 AM EST
Does anyone know where I can get a brimstone proof umbrella?
Link Posted: 9/1/2004 4:10:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By Garand1911:
NOBODY can take the place of Goerge Burns

sad that the entertainment industry cant come up with original ideas, and have some respect for great movies and actors by leaving them alone.




+1
RIGHT both God/George Burns are rolling over this.......hollywood is going to screw up a great story .....again
Link Posted: 9/1/2004 5:41:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By Tortfeasor:
IBTLS

(in before the LIGHTNING STRIKES!)



+1
Link Posted: 9/1/2004 5:47:05 PM EST
Its Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!
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