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9/19/2017 7:27:10 PM
Posted: 6/17/2003 10:15:57 AM EDT
That's right, you ungrateful twits. And I'm also giving her the shirt off my back, if she wants it. [;D]
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 10:25:52 AM EDT
BTT Well? [:K]
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 10:28:41 AM EDT
My mother taught me not to feed the [:K]s.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 10:32:01 AM EDT
Why? What about all the other POW's? Are you going to give them shirts?
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 10:37:26 AM EDT
Don't feed the trolls. [:K] Trickshot learned a thing or two about this topic. Won't touch it with a twig, myself.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 10:41:06 AM EDT
btt [:K] [50]
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 10:42:55 AM EDT
I suggest she get a case of the new Harry Potter books also.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 10:44:36 AM EDT
Give her a shirt huh......now I'll pitch in for that.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 10:52:07 AM EDT
WTF? I heard one of the members here was going to stalk her, who is it?
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 10:56:27 AM EDT
Should she be allowed to wear MARPAT ? And what gun did she use in the battle before she was captured ? IBTL
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 10:59:38 AM EDT
Well I'm going to get her a keychain
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 11:01:30 AM EDT
I'll give her a new baby.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 11:19:40 AM EDT
I wish someone would give me a car for doing my job.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 12:51:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By thesacrifice: I wish someone would give me a car for doing my job.
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If you are 19, blonde and petite, then it appears that you can get whatever you want from all of the "small head" thinkers. By the way, I am going to raise the stakes by giving a kidney and part of a lung both with HERO laser engraved on them. Let's see you all top that!
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 1:20:17 PM EDT
So does all of this new information and sarcasm mean that we are not giving her a rifle?
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 1:22:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbroglio:
Originally Posted By thesacrifice: I wish someone would give me a car for doing my job.
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If you are 19, blonde and petite, then it appears that you can get whatever you want from all of the "small head" thinkers.
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It took you how long to figure that out?
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 1:25:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: By the way, I am going to raise the stakes by giving a kidney and part of a lung both with HERO laser engraved on them. Let's see you all top that!
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[LOL] Quite possibly the funniest Imbroglio quote I've seen in a long time.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 1:27:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/17/2003 1:31:47 PM EDT by Sukebe]
I'll give her a gun like Al Pacino used in "HEAT". Er, uh, does anyone know what it was? If we are still buying her a rifle, I'm still in. What is a "small head thinker"? Mine are both about the same size.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 1:32:03 PM EDT
Does she prefer a 1911 or a Glock? .223 or .308? A Garand or an AR15? Well?
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 2:31:25 PM EDT
Maybe she is anti-gun.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 4:42:15 PM EDT
I'd try giving some of my vitals with messages engraved on them, but some. Like my brain & liver, are barely suitable for ME! Actually, never really tried finding how so many others were able to get Ms. Lynch's addy and send her gifts.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 4:46:49 PM EDT
How about some Marpat tampons?
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 4:54:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: By the way, I am going to raise the stakes by giving a kidney and part of a lung both with HERO laser engraved on them. Let's see you all top that!
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Piece of cake. I'll give her /both/ of your kidneys, /all/ of your lungs, /and/! I'll even throw in a backrub!
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 5:25:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: [By the way, I am going to raise the stakes by giving a kidney and part of a lung both with HERO laser engraved on them.
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I'll be more than happy to hold you to that one. Jay
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 6:13:46 PM EDT
By the way,what's better,9mm or 45acp? IBTL
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 6:18:16 PM EDT
[b][red]How about giving her name a rest here on this board? I think thats what she would like most![/b][/red]
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 6:25:12 PM EDT
WTH is wrong with you people?
Link Posted: 6/18/2003 11:48:11 PM EDT
What about a nice back rub? I'll happily massage her feet. And any other part of her 20 year old body that she'll let me.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 12:10:50 AM EDT
+1
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 12:11:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/19/2003 12:12:02 AM EDT by SNorman]
Hey as long as we're all chipping in I'd like to send her a good ol' fasioned letter: Dear Ms. Lynch, Don't pay any attention to those other ar15.com guys, they are dumb! I am a manly man. I like sports and walks on the beach. Just thought I'd share this with you, my home phone number in case you ever might need it for any reason is 425-555-1212. I am not into playing mind games! I also take the garbage out when I'm told and clean the house too. How many of those other guys can say that? Anyway, get back to me if you can, thanks! You know, if you're not too busy or anything. Ok bye! P.S. Good job in Iraq! Go USA!
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