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Posted: 9/17/2004 12:15:26 PM EST
Anyone else out their have experience with boob jobs?

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I know I know I know.......

This thread is worthless,

but I need to know more of what to expect in the first week.

For those of you that must know, B to D.

Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:16:28 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:17:05 PM EST
They are lame. Now your relationship is in jeapordy unless you got tons of cash. She's gonna get all kinds of attention. And that's why she got them in the 1st place. Good luck on the bumpy road ahead...unless like I said you got a lot of cash...
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:19:06 PM EST
big bewbies are overrated!
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:19:11 PM EST
She's going to be in a lot of pain for a while, and they look like hell for quite a while.

Enjoy a relationship full of insecurity and doubt!
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:20:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By RED_5:
big bewbies are overrated!



No..FAKE ones are overrated and offer tremendous insight into the caliber of the woman that get's them...
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:20:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
They are lame. Now your relationship is in jeapordy unless you got tons of cash. She's gonna get all kinds of attention. And that's why she got them in the 1st place. Good luck on the bumpy road ahead...unless like I said you got a lot of cash...



not sure if you are joking or not....but this is my persoanl opinion on the matter....

if she was looking for attention brfore...she'll get it now.


have fun i guess.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:20:36 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2004 12:21:29 PM EST by KA3B]



Originally Posted By phatmax:
For those of you that must know, B to D.



I dated a girl with implants.
They were a thing of beauty to look at, not much to play with.
Her nipples got MORE sensitive after the surgery.
When she was PMS'ing her titties really swelled up, but good lord if anyone or anything touched them.....

Two things made me break it off, one, she was a real attention whore (if no one looked at her tits she got moody), the other was catching her fucking one of her co-workers.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:20:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
They are lame. Now your relationship is in jeapordy unless you got tons of cash. She's gonna get all kinds of attention. And that's why she got them in the 1st place. Good luck on the bumpy road ahead...unless like I said you got a lot of cash...



Somebody must have stomped on you bad, you got some issues...
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:20:55 PM EST
Why did she go from having near perfect breasts to D's? Hell, B-C is great. But when it gets bigger than that, you are starting to get into the too big category.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:21:10 PM EST
Expect her to be in pain and bitchy for the first few weeks. Once they settle, your'e gonna hit that shit like never before!!! I'm serious, you aren't gonna want her to wear a shirt much less leave the room!!!

Post pics !!!

HS1
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:21:59 PM EST
Are you aware that the suicide rate is higher amoung women with breast implants?
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:22:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
They are lame. Now your relationship is in jeapordy unless you got tons of cash. She's gonna get all kinds of attention. And that's why she got them in the 1st place. Good luck on the bumpy road ahead...unless like I said you got a lot of cash...



not sure if you are joking or not....but this is my persoanl opinion on the matter....

if she was looking for attention brfore...she'll get it now.


have fun i guess.



Not joking at all. Femals who do this are insecure and think getting fake teets will help their self esteem. When it doesn't they defer to the "new" attention they get from sugar daddies to compensate for the low self esteem. And if you want to continue keeping said female around your gonna have to outspend the next guy...
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:23:00 PM EST
Worthless without pics


Sorry to hear about the boob job. Fakeones are a real turnoff for me anyway.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:24:54 PM EST

Sorry phatmax.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:25:29 PM EST
blah blah blah

POST THE DAMN PICS ALREADY!!!!



Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:25:36 PM EST
My wife had a reduction.

Nice firm, stand up on your own even when lying down booobies. For a while, anyway.

Some scarring, not too bad. Can be removed thru cosmetic surgery.

A bit of drainage - they put a tube in for that purpose.

She's very happy with it.

Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:25:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By MMcCall:
She's going to be in a lot of pain for a while, and they look like hell for quite a while.

Enjoy a relationship full of insecurity and doubt!



Just so everyone is aware they were NOT my idea.....

She has always gotten unwanted attention, so I am not worried about that, BUT much better to have this done now and find out then AFTER the walk down the aisle.

She does claim that they are for her enjoyment and clothing filling, etc. I can understand some of that, she has a good size butt (round not fat) so she did look really disportionate.

I can hope that it was simply an asthetics thing for her and a pride in image. If not, 'taint my money.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:25:54 PM EST

Originally posted by ar50troll:
Not joking at all. Femals who do this are insecure and think getting fake teets will help their self esteem. When it doesn't they defer to the "new" attention they get from sugar daddies to compensate for the low self esteem. And if you want to continue keeping said female around your gonna have to outspend the next guy...



Sounds like someone got jealous of his girls new titties, she got sick of his insecurity with her new found boobies and consequently got dumped!!!

You let the titties beat you dude. It's too bad. You could have gotten along very well together!

HS1
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:26:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
They are lame. Now your relationship is in jeapordy unless you got tons of cash. She's gonna get all kinds of attention. And that's why she got them in the 1st place. Good luck on the bumpy road ahead...unless like I said you got a lot of cash...



not sure if you are joking or not....but this is my persoanl opinion on the matter....

if she was looking for attention brfore...she'll get it now.


have fun i guess.



This isn't always the case,
My cousin's wife got them, and they are happier than they have ever been.

It has more to do with the lady, than w/ the fake boobies.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:28:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By HighStrung1:

Originally posted by ar50troll:
Not joking at all. Femals who do this are insecure and think getting fake teets will help their self esteem. When it doesn't they defer to the "new" attention they get from sugar daddies to compensate for the low self esteem. And if you want to continue keeping said female around your gonna have to outspend the next guy...



Sounds like someone got jealous of his girls new titties, she got sick of his insecurity with her new found boobies and consequently got dumped!!!

You let the titties beat you dude. It's too bad. You could have gotten along very well together!

HS1



You could not be more wrong. I don't do fake teets. Actually I have had one girlfriend with fakes. I have little to no insecurity. Good theory though. Just not correct. Fake teets are gross and hard.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:30:32 PM EST
I think this is going to be a thread that I update from time to time.


Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:30:45 PM EST
I prefer the look of real ones... Can't comment on feel.

Fake ones look wrong. Ultra-big sucks too, because gravity will kick in eventually. A-B is about perfect, maybe C.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:31:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By phatmax:

Just so everyone is aware they were NOT my idea.....



No one said they were.

Hey, if she's the one who paid for it and it was her idea, good for her. There are just much better things that I'd spend that kind of money on. Like college.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:34:29 PM EST
I'm a leg man myself.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:36:03 PM EST
You know what's worst of all? We live in a society that makes many women feel that have to be a D cup and have a 20" waist to be attractive and guys feel they must have a 10" schlong and big muscles to be adequate.

Where did we go so wrong folks?
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:36:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By squeezecockerp7m8:
I'm a leg man myself.



I like the hatchet wound that lurks between said legs. Kinda like a Planet of the Apes mouth sideway!!!

Cornelius
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:37:39 PM EST
too bad Real ones are better!
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:39:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
I like the hatchet wound that lurks between said legs. Kinda like a Planet of the Apes mouth sideway




REAl classy.



Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:40:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By garandman:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
I like the hatchet wound that lurks between said legs. Kinda like a Planet of the Apes mouth sideway




REAl classy.






hehehe It's a fitting reply for a chick with fake teets, yes?
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:40:45 PM EST
Why did she get the boob job? I've joked about it with my s.o. from time to time but haven't been serious about it... seems like there are too many health risks that would outweigh [no pun intended!] the benefits...
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:41:22 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:41:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By RED_5:
big bewbies are overrated!



Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:43:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:

hehehe It's a fitting reply for a chick with fake teets, yes?



"Fitting" doesn't seem an appropriate word to use here.

Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:43:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By garandman:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
I like the hatchet wound that lurks between said legs. Kinda like a Planet of the Apes mouth sideway




REAl classy.






Just because of that, any guy on this board who saw that picture is not going down on their girlfriend for a year. Everytime they try to, they'll picture that freakin ape.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:44:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By garandman:
"Fitting" doesn't seem an appropriate word to use here.




hahaaha

Hey at least she will float if it floods...
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:45:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2004 12:45:26 PM EST by ar50troll]

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
Just because of that, any guy on this board who saw that picture is not going down on their girlfriend for a year. Everytime they try to, they'll picture that freakin ape.



Hey, they do bear a similarity.

cooorrrnneeeliiuss
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:48:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2004 12:52:56 PM EST by wildearp]
I test drove a set for a while and wifey now has a pair. She will feel some incredible pain for the first week and wonder what she has done to herself, a common reaction. After that, for the next 3 weeks or longer, all of her girlfriends will want to see them. After that, she will be more inclined to show them off at drunken jacuzzi parties, thus getting reciprocal boobie shots from other chicks. A bonus!

Once you have seen one boobie, you want to see them all.

Naysayers have never driven a set. Seeing them on TV or at a tittie bar doesn't count. Get in the fricking game and actually use the equipment, all of you naysayers!

And, boobies have little to do with your wife leaving you. If she leaves, it was probably already planned. Maybe a little extra attention, but no more than before, if your wife has a nice ass. I don't mind people looking at her, if they didn't, I probably wouldn't, either.

My wifes small D ended up being a large D. If she goes bra shopping, don't go with her. It may be fun once, because other chicks bra shop too, but she will be frustrated getting D bras that actually fit right. She probably won't need a bra for any reason other than keeping the nips hidden under clothes. In a couple years, there is a greather-than 50% chance she will want them done again, either larger or a different shape.

I guess I don't have one thing around me that isn't modified..................rrrrrrr more power!
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:50:20 PM EST
I hate fake tits.

Fake tits say alot about the woman they are bolted to.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:51:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By A2sights:
too bad Real ones are better!



My belief too, however I like BIG real ones, so I am conflicted

After they settle (6 weeks per doc) I will get some pics (ostensibly with a rifle....ooo Gun Porn)

She is a 34, so a 34D is equivilent to a 36C. Actually an over nipple measure a 34D is 38 inches and a 36C is 39 inches. Oh, damn, I have to get a cloth measuring tape now. Even from the look right now, I am betting on after surgery shrinkage to a large C.

So thankfully no porn boobs (under the muscle too)

Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:52:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By garandman:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
I like the hatchet wound that lurks between said legs. Kinda like a Planet of the Apes mouth sideway




REAl classy.






Just because of that, any guy on this board who saw that picture is not going down on their girlfriend for a year. Everytime they try to, they'll picture that freakin ape.



Ah ha ha ha ha ha! "Get your paws off me you dirty, stinkin ape!"

Ah hell, it don't bother me none. Guys often call their lil' pardners "monkey", so it all evens out in the end.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:53:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:

Originally Posted By squeezecockerp7m8:
I'm a leg man myself.



I like the hatchet wound that lurks between said legs. Kinda like a Planet of the Apes mouth sideway!!!

Cornelius
www.fantascienza.com/cinema/pianeta-delle-scimmie/media/Planet.jpg



You are one sick puppy dude, what went wrong ?
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:53:09 PM EST
I know two sisters that got them. One got a cheap set and the other got the expensive set. The one with the cheap set has had periodic problems and pain for the last couple of years. They are nice to look at though.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:53:11 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 1:01:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By Charging_Handle:
Ah hell, it don't bother me none. Guys often call their lil' pardners "monkey", so it all evens out in the end.



"Monkey"?!!!

"The Captain" I have heard, "Duke" I have heard, I've even heard "Guido", but "Monkey"?
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 1:10:32 PM EST
Wildearp, once again for first prize for best response! Seriously, if a woman wants to change her appearance of her own accord, just enjoy and get out of the way! My cosmetic surgeon (small bump on the nose) was one of the three doctors who invented this operation in 1962 in Boca Raton Hospital in Florida. Not one case of cancer or obscure diseases is linked to the use of implants, just those good 'ol trial lawyers smelling blood! I say bring 'em on!
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 1:15:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By wildearp:
I test drove a set for a while and wifey now has a pair. She will feel some incredible pain for the first week and wonder what she has done to herself, a common reaction. After that, for the next 3 weeks or longer, all of her girlfriends will want to see them. After that, she will be more inclined to show them off at drunken jacuzzi parties, thus getting reciprocal boobie shots from other chicks. A bonus!

Once you have seen one boobie, you want to see them all.

Naysayers have never driven a set. Seeing them on TV or at a tittie bar doesn't count. Get in the fricking game and actually use the equipment, all of you naysayers!

And, boobies have little to do with your wife leaving you. If she leaves, it was probably already planned. Maybe a little extra attention, but no more than before, if your wife has a nice ass. I don't mind people looking at her, if they didn't, I probably wouldn't, either.

My wifes small D ended up being a large D. If she goes bra shopping, don't go with her. It may be fun once, because other chicks bra shop too, but she will be frustrated getting D bras that actually fit right. She probably won't need a bra for any reason other than keeping the nips hidden under clothes. In a couple years, there is a greather-than 50% chance she will want them done again, either larger or a different shape.

I guess I don't have one thing around me that isn't modified..................rrrrrrr more power!




I agree 100%, my wife was a small d, $7500 later she is an e cup which looks good on her 5'3" 36-22-37 frame. I never cared for fake ones until I got to test drive a nice set done by a very reputable surgeon, not just a boob doc.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 1:21:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
They are lame. Now your relationship is in jeapordy unless you got tons of cash. She's gonna get all kinds of attention. And that's why she got them in the 1st place. Good luck on the bumpy road ahead...unless like I said you got a lot of cash...



[LastBoyScout] I wanna meet the bitch that fucked you up [/lLastBoyScout]
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 1:21:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By Dino:
[LastBoyScout] I wanna meet the bitch that fucked you up [/lLastBoyScout]



There isn't one.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 1:30:23 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2004 1:30:58 PM EST by ikor]
ALL women are fucked up...just some more than others!

The implants spell insecurity but they are not necessarily "bad"...just watch out for her flaunting them around other guys...and be certain it stops wih "flaunting"...often it does not.

BTW you have never lived until you have had to tell female cop with these things that she will not be allowed to fire her shotgun for qualification because they may burst and leak! (and yes, I have done that!)
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 1:32:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By innocent_bystander:
I hate fake tits.

Fake tits say alot about the woman they are bolted to.



... exactly
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