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Posted: 4/22/2011 2:50:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/22/2011 4:38:31 PM EDT by Vicinity]
Fo or no fo situation?

ETA: **No Pics... Yet**

ETA2: Titled edited. It was more of a grab.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 2:51:17 PM EDT
Over 7k posts in under 2 years and you don't know the rules yet?
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 2:51:36 PM EDT
Pics?
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 2:51:44 PM EDT



Originally Posted By Vicinity:


Fo or no fo situation?


Not sure if serious?

No pics? How the hell can a decision be made!!



 
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 2:52:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By HiredHitman:
Over 7k posts in under 2 years and you don't know the rules yet?


I don't even know her name, lol, it's gonna be pretty impossible for me to find a pic.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 2:52:21 PM EDT
FDUCKIN FO
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 2:52:37 PM EDT
i had one rub my crotch once
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 2:53:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Lion:
Pics?


What he said
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 2:53:38 PM EDT
G2G on your sexual harassment lawsuit.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 2:54:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By kelone:
G2G on your sexual harassment lawsuit.


I can get a sexual harassment lawsuit from her touching my butt? What kind of shit is this?
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 2:54:43 PM EDT
FO TIME!
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 2:54:51 PM EDT
Place of employment is necessary in evaluating this situation. Also, honest assessment of hotness/slutyness needed.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 2:55:10 PM EDT



Originally Posted By Vicinity:



Originally Posted By HiredHitman:

Over 7k posts in under 2 years and you don't know the rules yet?




I don't even know her name, lol, it's gonna be pretty impossible for me to find a pic.


Well you'd better man the fuck up and figure it out, buddy.



 
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 2:55:15 PM EDT
Do you work for her?  Does she work for you?
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 2:56:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Vicinity:
Fo or no fo situation?


Never get your meat where you make your bread.

Link Posted: 4/22/2011 2:57:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/22/2011 2:57:25 PM EDT by Vicinity]
Originally Posted By vim:
Do you work for her?  Does she work for you?


It's not really my work. I'm an outside contract.

IE we are not co-workers.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 2:59:11 PM EDT



Originally Posted By Vicinity:



Originally Posted By vim:

Do you work for her?  Does she work for you?




It's not really my work. I'm an outside contract.



IE we are not co-workers.


If things go badly, she being a non-coworker will still make it so that you're a non-worker.



So, proceed ahead as if there is no danger.



Afterall, it's your ass.





 
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 2:59:47 PM EDT
Wrap it before you tap it. Tread light grass hopper.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:00:06 PM EDT
Sexual Harassment
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:00:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By swingset:

Originally Posted By Vicinity:
Originally Posted By vim:
Do you work for her?  Does she work for you?


It's not really my work. I'm an outside contract.

IE we are not co-workers.

If things go badly, she being a non-coworker will still make it so that you're a non-worker.

So, proceed ahead as if there is no danger.

Afterall, it's your ass.

 


It's a bullshit job, I don't plan to be there anymore than 3-4 months. Tops.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:00:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MadCowRacer:
Sexual Harassment


What the fuck is with you guys and sexual harassment? Do you go around slapping asses all day?
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:00:58 PM EDT
1.Is she hot?
2.Is she married?
3.Does she have kids?
4.Does she ride public transportation as her main form of transport?
5.Does she think Obama is the best thing in the past 1000 years?

If you answered No to 2,3,4,and 5 then FO.

If you answered Yes, file sexual harassment lawsuit, and then throw your settlement money at hot womenz on a far away island to touch your butt.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:01:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/22/2011 3:05:17 PM EDT by 583]
Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
i had one rub my crotch once


And sucked and fucked but I kept my mouth shut about it.

WTF is with you  these guys who have to post this shit - computers ?
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:01:32 PM EDT
Too many variables and too little information for an answer.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:02:32 PM EDT
Text her the directions in the other thread.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:03:42 PM EDT
If <5 wreck that shit.
Afterall, it's free!
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:03:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Venkman:
Text her the directions in the other thread.


I would. I was going to get her number today, but she wasn't there.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:04:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Vicinity:
Originally Posted By MadCowRacer:
Sexual Harassment


What the fuck is with you guys and sexual harassment? Do you go around slapping asses all day?




"She axed 4 it! Short skirt and all"
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:04:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sleevefullofaces:
If <5 wreck that shit.
Afterall, it's free!


I'd say an 8, at least. A strong 8.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:06:46 PM EDT



Originally Posted By Vicinity:


Fo or no fo situation?


What, no pics?  0/10.



And without pics, all you get is general info, but it's advice to live by since clearly you're not privy to it:



- NO FISHING off the company dock

- NO DIPPING your pen in the company ink...

- ad infinitum



There is a VERY good reason these "rules" are in place, even if they're not written down anywhere or a part of your company policy.



Shit goes wrong, you SIIHPAPP and she's not into it, it's a battle to see who keeps their job.



Think about it for a moment...then put your dick back in your pants, congratulate yourself on a good decision, and move along to fair game.  



 
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:07:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Vicinity:
Originally Posted By sleevefullofaces:
If <5 wreck that shit.
Afterall, it's free!


I'd say an 8, at least. A strong 8.


Unless you're willing to find another job for her, there is nothing but trouble in your future if you see this woman.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:09:15 PM EDT
Has gd gone homosexual?  First the match.com cougar thread, and now this.  
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:09:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Vicinity:

I'd say an 8, at least. A strong 8.


Dude, why are you even asking then?

Course, she might be the office tease or she might be trying to make someone jealous.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:09:28 PM EDT
I'm 99.99% that's my SIL....checking now, BRB....
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:11:54 PM EDT
Shit asseddead end jobs can haunt you also...

Work pie NO FUCKING FOING!

No fishingoff of the company pier, or dipping pen in company ink.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:11:54 PM EDT



Originally Posted By Vicinity:



Originally Posted By Venkman:

Text her the directions in the other thread.




I would. I was going to get her number today, but she wasn't there.


That's because it was her last day there and you blew it.







 
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:12:41 PM EDT
Appearance x interest = total score.



Any woman with a total score of 5 or more is welcome to grab my ass any time she wants...or anything else that interests her.



A woman who scores a 3 on the 10 scale, but is twice as horny as average,  is now a 6.  (3x2=6)  So she passes the total score requirement.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:12:47 PM EDT
I'd be in on this, but no pics......
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:13:47 PM EDT
Take her home, Explore each of her orifices once or twice and send her home happy..then change jobs!!
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:18:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MustardTiger:

Originally Posted By Vicinity:
Fo or no fo situation?

What, no pics?  0/10.

And without pics, all you get is general info, but it's advice to live by since clearly you're not privy to it:

- NO FISHING off the company dock
- NO DIPPING your pen in the company ink...
- ad infinitum

There is a VERY good reason these "rules" are in place, even if they're not written down anywhere or a part of your company policy.

Shit goes wrong, you SIIHPAPP and she's not into it, it's a battle to see who keeps their job.

Think about it for a moment...then put your dick back in your pants, congratulate yourself on a good decision, and move along to fair game.  
 


What about dipping my pen in another company's ink?
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:23:46 PM EDT
Grab her tits.  It's the only way to be sure.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:24:06 PM EDT
If she works for your company, or works with you on a regular basis, its a no go. Only bad shit will happen.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:25:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Vicinity:
Originally Posted By MadCowRacer:
Sexual Harassment


What the fuck is with you guys and sexual harassment? Do you go around slapping asses all day?


Because we've seen more people get jammed up than laid....
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:25:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Hyperformer:
Grab her tits.  It's the only way to be sure.


Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:25:33 PM EDT
If she is hot, FO.  

If she is not, FO to HR to file a sexual harassment complaint.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:27:15 PM EDT
Leave it alone.  It might be nice for a while, but if it goes sideways no you, you could be in deep shit.

If she is the type, she can make your worklife a living hell.


Hell no!
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:27:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AJK07734:
Originally Posted By Vicinity:
Originally Posted By MadCowRacer:
Sexual Harassment


What the fuck is with you guys and sexual harassment? Do you go around slapping asses all day?


Because we've seen more people get jammed up than laid....


Most people aren't me.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:28:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/22/2011 3:29:06 PM EDT by Vicinity]
Originally Posted By DV8:
If she is hot, FO.  

If she is not, FO to HR to file a sexual harassment complaint.


At my last job some 4 kept grabbing my ass countless times. I actually HAD to call HR on her.

ETA: I take that back, she was a 2. A weak 2. And I'm feeling generous today.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:57:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Vicinity:
Originally Posted By DV8:
If she is hot, FO.  

If she is not, FO to HR to file a sexual harassment complaint.


At my last job some 4 kept grabbing my ass countless times. I actually HAD to call HR on her.

ETA: I take that back, she was a 2. A weak 2. And I'm feeling generous today.


I'm guessing the only "5" you've ever had was probably your right hand.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 3:57:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 583:
Originally Posted By Vicinity:
Originally Posted By DV8:
If she is hot, FO.  

If she is not, FO to HR to file a sexual harassment complaint.


At my last job some 4 kept grabbing my ass countless times. I actually HAD to call HR on her.

ETA: I take that back, she was a 2. A weak 2. And I'm feeling generous today.


I'm guessing the only "5" you've ever had was probably your right hand.


My left hand is a 7.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 4:10:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Vicinity:
Originally Posted By 583:
Originally Posted By Vicinity:
Originally Posted By DV8:
If she is hot, FO.  

If she is not, FO to HR to file a sexual harassment complaint.


At my last job some 4 kept grabbing my ass countless times. I actually HAD to call HR on her.

ETA: I take that back, she was a 2. A weak 2. And I'm feeling generous today.


I'm guessing the only "5" you've ever had was probably your right hand.


My left hand is a 7.


A 7 is pretty close to an 8.

I guess i'd take the one with the best sense of humor, I love a woman who can take a joke.
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