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Posted: 4/22/2011 2:51:17 PM EDT
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Over 7k posts in under 2 years and you don't know the rules yet?
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Posted: 4/22/2011 2:51:36 PM EDT
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Pics?
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Posted: 4/22/2011 2:51:44 PM EDT
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Quoted: Fo or no fo situation? Not sure if serious? No pics? How the hell can a decision be made!! |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 2:52:17 PM EDT
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Over 7k posts in under 2 years and you don't know the rules yet? I don't even know her name, lol, it's gonna be pretty impossible for me to find a pic. 
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Posted: 4/22/2011 2:52:21 PM EDT
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FDUCKIN FO
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Posted: 4/22/2011 2:52:37 PM EDT
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i had one rub my crotch once
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Posted: 4/22/2011 2:53:35 PM EDT
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Pics? What he said |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 2:53:38 PM EDT
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G2G on your sexual harassment lawsuit.
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Posted: 4/22/2011 2:54:16 PM EDT
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G2G on your sexual harassment lawsuit. I can get a sexual harassment lawsuit from her touching my butt? What kind of shit is this? |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 2:54:43 PM EDT
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FO TIME!
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Posted: 4/22/2011 2:54:51 PM EDT
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Place of employment is necessary in evaluating this situation. Also, honest assessment of hotness/slutyness needed.
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Posted: 4/22/2011 2:55:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Over 7k posts in under 2 years and you don't know the rules yet? I don't even know her name, lol, it's gonna be pretty impossible for me to find a pic. Well you'd better man the fuck up and figure it out, buddy.  |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 2:55:15 PM EDT
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Do you work for her? Does she work for you?
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Posted: 4/22/2011 2:56:16 PM EDT
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Fo or no fo situation? Never get your meat where you make your bread. |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 2:57:09 PM EDT
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Do you work for her? Does she work for you? It's not really my work. I'm an outside contract. IE we are not co-workers. |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 2:59:11 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Do you work for her? Does she work for you? It's not really my work. I'm an outside contract. IE we are not co-workers. If things go badly, she being a non-coworker will still make it so that you're a non-worker. So, proceed ahead as if there is no danger. Afterall, it's your ass. |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 2:59:47 PM EDT
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Wrap it before you tap it. Tread light grass hopper.
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:00:06 PM EDT
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Sexual Harassment
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:00:18 PM EDT
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Do you work for her? Does she work for you? It's not really my work. I'm an outside contract. IE we are not co-workers. If things go badly, she being a non-coworker will still make it so that you're a non-worker. So, proceed ahead as if there is no danger. Afterall, it's your ass. It's a bullshit job, I don't plan to be there anymore than 3-4 months. Tops. |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:00:49 PM EDT
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Sexual Harassment What the fuck is with you guys and sexual harassment? Do you go around slapping asses all day? |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:00:58 PM EDT
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1.Is she hot?
2.Is she married? 3.Does she have kids? 4.Does she ride public transportation as her main form of transport? 5.Does she think Obama is the best thing in the past 1000 years? If you answered No to 2,3,4,and 5 then FO. If you answered Yes, file sexual harassment lawsuit, and then throw your settlement money at hot womenz on a far away island to touch your butt. |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:01:20 PM EDT
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i had one rub my crotch once And sucked and fucked but I kept my mouth shut about it. WTF is with you these guys who have to post this shit - computers ? |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:01:32 PM EDT
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Too many variables and too little information for an answer.
Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:02:32 PM EDT
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Text her the directions in the other thread.
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:03:42 PM EDT
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If <5 wreck that shit.
Afterall, it's free! |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:03:50 PM EDT
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Text her the directions in the other thread. I would. I was going to get her number today, but she wasn't there.
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:04:02 PM EDT
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Sexual Harassment What the fuck is with you guys and sexual harassment? Do you go around slapping asses all day?
"She axed 4 it! Short skirt and all" |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:04:10 PM EDT
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If <5 wreck that shit.
Afterall, it's free! I'd say an 8, at least. A strong 8. |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:06:46 PM EDT
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Quoted: Fo or no fo situation? What, no pics? 0/10. And without pics, all you get is general info, but it's advice to live by since clearly you're not privy to it: - NO FISHING off the company dock - NO DIPPING your pen in the company ink... - ad infinitum There is a VERY good reason these "rules" are in place, even if they're not written down anywhere or a part of your company policy. Shit goes wrong, you SIIHPAPP and she's not into it, it's a battle to see who keeps their job. Think about it for a moment...then put your dick back in your pants, congratulate yourself on a good decision, and move along to fair game.  |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:07:56 PM EDT
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If <5 wreck that shit.
Afterall, it's free! I'd say an 8, at least. A strong 8. Unless you're willing to find another job for her, there is nothing but trouble in your future if you see this woman. |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:09:15 PM EDT
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Has gd gone homosexual? First the match.com cougar thread, and now this.
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:09:21 PM EDT
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I'd say an 8, at least. A strong 8. Dude, why are you even asking then?
Course, she might be the office tease or she might be trying to make someone jealous. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:09:28 PM EDT
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I'm 99.99% that's my SIL....checking now, BRB....
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:11:54 PM EDT
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Shit asseddead end jobs can haunt you also...
Work pie NO FUCKING FOING! No fishingoff of the company pier, or dipping pen in company ink. |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:11:54 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Text her the directions in the other thread. I would. I was going to get her number today, but she wasn't there. That's because it was her last day there and you blew it. |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:12:41 PM EDT
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Appearance x interest = total score.
Any woman with a total score of 5 or more is welcome to grab my ass any time she wants...or anything else that interests her.  A woman who scores a 3 on the 10 scale, but is twice as horny as average, is now a 6. (3x2=6) So she passes the total score requirement. |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:12:47 PM EDT
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I'd be in on this, but no pics......
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:13:47 PM EDT
[#38]
Take her home, Explore each of her orifices once or twice and send her home happy..then change jobs!!
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:18:08 PM EDT
[#39]
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Fo or no fo situation? What, no pics? 0/10. And without pics, all you get is general info, but it's advice to live by since clearly you're not privy to it: - NO FISHING off the company dock - NO DIPPING your pen in the company ink... - ad infinitum There is a VERY good reason these "rules" are in place, even if they're not written down anywhere or a part of your company policy. Shit goes wrong, you SIIHPAPP and she's not into it, it's a battle to see who keeps their job. Think about it for a moment...then put your dick back in your pants, congratulate yourself on a good decision, and move along to fair game.
What about dipping my pen in another company's ink? |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:23:46 PM EDT
[#40]
Grab her tits. It's the only way to be sure.
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:24:06 PM EDT
[#41]
If she works for your company, or works with you on a regular basis, its a no go. Only bad shit will happen.
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:25:13 PM EDT
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Sexual Harassment What the fuck is with you guys and sexual harassment? Do you go around slapping asses all day? Because we've seen more people get jammed up than laid.... |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:25:16 PM EDT
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Grab her tits. It's the only way to be sure. 
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:25:33 PM EDT
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If she is hot, FO.
If she is not, FO to HR to file a sexual harassment complaint. |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:27:15 PM EDT
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Leave it alone. It might be nice for a while, but if it goes sideways no you, you could be in deep shit.
If she is the type, she can make your worklife a living hell. Hell no! |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:27:27 PM EDT
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Sexual Harassment What the fuck is with you guys and sexual harassment? Do you go around slapping asses all day? Because we've seen more people get jammed up than laid.... Most people aren't me.
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:28:19 PM EDT
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If she is hot, FO. If she is not, FO to HR to file a sexual harassment complaint. At my last job some 4 kept grabbing my ass countless times. I actually HAD to call HR on her. 
ETA: I take that back, she was a 2. A weak 2. And I'm feeling generous today. |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:57:24 PM EDT
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If she is hot, FO. If she is not, FO to HR to file a sexual harassment complaint. At my last job some 4 kept grabbing my ass countless times. I actually HAD to call HR on her.
ETA: I take that back, she was a 2. A weak 2. And I'm feeling generous today. I'm guessing the only "5" you've ever had was probably your right hand. |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 3:57:56 PM EDT
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If she is hot, FO. If she is not, FO to HR to file a sexual harassment complaint. At my last job some 4 kept grabbing my ass countless times. I actually HAD to call HR on her.
ETA: I take that back, she was a 2. A weak 2. And I'm feeling generous today. I'm guessing the only "5" you've ever had was probably your right hand. My left hand is a 7. |
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Posted: 4/22/2011 4:10:46 PM EDT
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If she is hot, FO. If she is not, FO to HR to file a sexual harassment complaint. At my last job some 4 kept grabbing my ass countless times. I actually HAD to call HR on her.
ETA: I take that back, she was a 2. A weak 2. And I'm feeling generous today. I'm guessing the only "5" you've ever had was probably your right hand. My left hand is a 7. A 7 is pretty close to an 8. I guess i'd take the one with the best sense of humor, I love a woman who can take a joke. |
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