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Posted: 12/14/2010 6:38:36 PM EDT
She has a cat, and I'm not a cat person...but I don't mind them, I like most pets.

She said she didn't like that I let my dog on the furniture, even though her cat goes wherever it wants...AND SHITS/PISSES IN THE HOUSE!.  While it may only be in the litterbox, her place smells like cat piss.  I delt with that, but apparently a dog on the couch was too much for her.

Fuck her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:39:35 PM EDT
[#1]
I traded my Lab for my wife.  (allergic).  Still wondering if I came out ahead on that deal.....
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:40:17 PM EDT
[#2]
If she bailed over your dog, it was just a matter of time.

You're better off, homes.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:40:36 PM EDT
[#3]
How long have you been here???

Pics of said ex-g/f.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:41:26 PM EDT
[#4]
Why would you put up with someone who lets their animal shit and piss all over the house?  



EDIT: Nevermind, I read it again.
Sounds like she did you a favor.
 
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:42:32 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Why would you put up with someone who lets their animal shit and piss all over the house?  








Sounds like she did you a favor.




It only pissed in the litterbox, but her place always smelled of cat piss...
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:42:53 PM EDT
[#6]
Dog is more loyal anyway.  Pics of dog!
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:43:04 PM EDT
[#7]
pics of ex or hide the dog!
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:43:56 PM EDT
[#8]
My dog lasted longer than my first marriage.

Women come and go. Dogs are good for about 10 years. Cats taste like chicken. Life is good.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:44:53 PM EDT
[#9]
I knew a guy that owned a pitbull.  Whenever he wanted to feed it, he would drive around with the dog until he saw a cat.  He would let the dog go, the dog would chase the cat and eat it if he caught it.

Just sayin'...

Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:45:39 PM EDT
[#10]
plentyoffish in the sea brother.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:46:41 PM EDT
[#11]
I like dogs and cats but your better off keeping the dog and ditching her
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:46:57 PM EDT
[#12]
Excuses are like assholes.....everybody has one.






as the old saying goes.




You're probably better off.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:47:01 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
My dog lasted longer than my first marriage.

Women come and go. Dogs are good for about 10 years. Cats taste like chicken. Life is good.


Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:47:18 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
You're better off, homes.


Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:47:51 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
I knew a guy that owned a pitbull.  Whenever he wanted to feed it, he would drive around with the dog until he saw a cat.  He would let the dog go, the dog would chase the cat and eat it if he caught it.

Just sayin'...



That's pretty fucked up.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:48:52 PM EDT
[#16]
i hate to break this to you, OP, but she didn't leave you because of your dog. It was just a convenient excuse.



Still, it's for the best.



Also, you know the rules...pics of crazy cat lady or, uh, no consequence I guess.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:49:05 PM EDT
[#17]
should have done like Chris did in the sopranos

he sat on the dog/cat when he was "stoned" and it suffocated.


jk   ( i think )



Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:50:06 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I knew a guy that owned a pitbull.  Whenever he wanted to feed it, he would drive around with the dog until he saw a cat.  He would let the dog go, the dog would chase the cat and eat it if he caught it.

Just sayin'...



That's pretty fucked up.


I have to call BS....
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:51:52 PM EDT
[#19]

A good dog is harder to find and more loyal than a GF.


BTW, I have a GF and dogs, if my house were to catch fire, guess who I would save first...........
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:52:13 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I knew a guy that owned a pitbull.  Whenever he wanted to feed it, he would drive around with the dog until he saw a cat.  He would let the dog go, the dog would chase the cat and eat it if he caught it.

Just sayin'...



That's pretty fucked up.


I have to call BS....


He was a biker type in southeast Missouri.  He's dead now, been dead a while.  Walked out the door of a bar and somebody shot him dead.

Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:52:45 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
i hate to break this to you, OP, but she didn't leave you because of your dog. It was just a convenient excuse.

Still, it's for the best.

Also, you know the rules...pics of crazy cat lady or, uh, no consequence I guess.


I don't even care, I don't get too attached to women anymore.  They can be replaced rather easily...the same can't be said for my dog!
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:53:31 PM EDT
[#22]
The dog was an excuse.  Sounds to me like she did you a favor.  Hang in their, brother.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:54:03 PM EDT
[#23]
So you traded a cat lady for your dog..............GOOD TRADE
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:54:50 PM EDT
[#24]
So..... Where did Steve bury the bodies?
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:55:19 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:

A good dog is harder to find and more loyal than a GF.


BTW, I have a GF and dogs, if my house were to catch fire, guess who I would save first...........


So why are you wasting time in this relationship?
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:55:48 PM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:56:18 PM EDT
[#27]
She didn't leave you because of your dog.  Suffice it to say, you're better off.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:56:23 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Quoted:
i hate to break this to you, OP, but she didn't leave you because of your dog. It was just a convenient excuse.

Still, it's for the best.

Also, you know the rules...pics of crazy cat lady or, uh, no consequence I guess.


I don't even care, I don't get too attached to women anymore.  They can be replaced rather easily...the same can't be said for my dog!


Steve is a bad mofo,a legend if you will.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:56:44 PM EDT
[#29]



Quoted:



Quoted:


Quoted:


Quoted:

I knew a guy that owned a pitbull.  Whenever he wanted to feed it, he would drive around with the dog until he saw a cat.  He would let the dog go, the dog would chase the cat and eat it if he caught it.



Just sayin'...







That's pretty fucked up.




I have to call BS....





He was a biker type in southeast Missouri.  He's dead now, been dead a while.  Walked out the door of a bar and somebody shot him dead.





Yup... pieces of shit don't last to long in this world.



 
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:57:48 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I knew a guy that owned a pitbull.  Whenever he wanted to feed it, he would drive around with the dog until he saw a cat.  He would let the dog go, the dog would chase the cat and eat it if he caught it.

Just sayin'...



That's pretty fucked up.


I have to call BS....


He was a biker type in southeast Missouri.  He's dead now, been dead a while.  Walked out the door of a bar and somebody shot him dead.


Yup... pieces of shit don't last to long in this world.
 


Because they are biodegradable?
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 6:57:58 PM EDT
[#31]
Someone who would bail over that isn't someone I'd want to keep around anyways.

You should write her a thank-you letter.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 7:00:17 PM EDT
[#32]




Quoted:

My dog lasted longer than my first marriage.



Women come and go. Dogs are good for about 10 years. Cats taste like chicken. Life is good.




Umm...well....Amen.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 7:01:26 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Quoted:

A good dog is harder to find and more loyal than a GF.


BTW, I have a GF and dogs, if my house were to catch fire, guess who I would save first...........


So why are you wasting time in this relationship?




I may never find the right woman, but I still have fun with the wrong ones.

Link Posted: 12/14/2010 7:03:08 PM EDT
[#34]
You have your dog's unconditional love, good idea to keep that instead of the one who puts conditions on their love.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 7:03:09 PM EDT
[#35]
Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the trunk of your car.  Come back four hours later, open the trunk and see which one is glad to see you!
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 7:08:44 PM EDT
[#36]
i would choose my dog over a women anytime, she is a crazy cat lady.



eta: i think your dog is just an excuse, maybe you're mentality unstable with lots of guns?

Link Posted: 12/14/2010 7:10:13 PM EDT
[#37]
You'll be better off without the crazy bro.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 7:14:22 PM EDT
[#38]
she would have freaked at my house I have 3 dogs and they like to sleep on the sofa / couch.

Better now than when you had married her or moved with each other
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 7:14:47 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
You have your dog's unconditional love, good idea to keep that instead of the one who puts conditions on their love.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


That is pretty funny sir!
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 7:16:05 PM EDT
[#40]
now go buy a new gun....
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 7:20:36 PM EDT
[#41]
Bros (and dogs) before hos.



Fuck her.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 7:23:42 PM EDT
[#42]
Too bad, you could have used the cat for coyote bait!
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 7:25:09 PM EDT
[#43]
First off, why the fuck do you let your dog on your furniture?  Second, the dog was just an excuse.  She was ejecting no matter what.  Your better off.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 7:28:19 PM EDT
[#44]
It happens. Fucking bitches.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 7:28:28 PM EDT
[#45]
So your dog hijacked your woman?
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 7:29:03 PM EDT
[#46]
She was with you because someone else was tired of her shit.


Link Posted: 12/14/2010 7:30:28 PM EDT
[#47]
Steve (the dog) is legendary.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 7:30:41 PM EDT
[#48]
Win.  Disregard females, acquire canines.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 7:32:03 PM EDT
[#49]
Not quite as fucked up as the one that broke up with me because I "wore summer colors in winter", but still pretty fucked up.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 7:33:39 PM EDT
[#50]
How dare she disrespect Steve!
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