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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:32:13 PM EDT
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marching band baton
 
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:32:39 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading.
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:33:01 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. Exactly what I was thinking!
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:33:39 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. Exactly what I was thinking! I've seen that video. |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:34:04 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. Exactly what I was thinking! +1. 
Also: "One time, in band camp..." 
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:35:30 PM EDT
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Well, this certainly wasn't what I expected.
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:36:06 PM EDT
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http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D97SUFS82&show_article=1 Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton Apr 30 01:03 PM US/Eastern QUARTZ HILL, Calif. (AP) - Don't mess with the marching band. That's what California authorities are saying after a 17-year-old girl used her marching band baton to beat back two would-be muggers. Los Angeles County sheriff's Deputy Michael Rust says the Quartz Hill girl was walking to school April 24 when two men approached her from behind, tried to grab her coat and demanded money. Instead, one got a punch in the nose and the other a kick to the groin. Rust says the girl then beat both of them with her band baton before she ran away. The men had not been caught. But Rust says there's a clear message to take from the encounter: "The moral to this story is don't mess with the marching band girls, or you just might get what you deserve. Final score: marching band 2, thugs 0." Lucky she didn't assfuck them with it. |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:36:27 PM EDT
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Good, good, and good. I heard about this in the radio today. |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:38:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:38:30 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. Exactly what I was thinking! How so? Similar thing happened to me the other day in SF. I think they were post op but I managed to beat them off. I wish I could use a CCW in Cali. 
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:38:56 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Thread title is misleading. Exactly what I was thinking! Yeah, I was thinking we had another story with a "happy ending" ! |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:39:04 PM EDT
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And they paid HER!!!!
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:39:42 PM EDT
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http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D97SUFS82&show_article=1 Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton Apr 30 01:03 PM US/Eastern QUARTZ HILL, Calif. (AP) - Don't mess with the marching band. That's what California authorities are saying after a 17-year-old girl used her marching band baton to beat back two would-be muggers. Los Angeles County sheriff's Deputy Michael Rust says the Quartz Hill girl was walking to school April 24 when two men approached her from behind, tried to grab her coat and demanded money. Instead, one got a punch in the nose and the other a kick to the groin. Rust says the girl then beat both of them with her band baton before she ran away. The men had not been caught. But Rust says there's a clear message to take from the encounter: "The moral to this story is don't mess with the marching band girls, or you just might get what you deserve. Final score: marching band 2, thugs 0." Lucky she didn't assfuck them with it. Hey, did you check out that prostate massage thread from the other day ? 
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:40:10 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. No shit. I thought I found a naughty thread before the mods did. |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:40:29 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. LMAO yep. |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:41:55 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. Exactly what I was thinking! How so? Similar thing happened to me the other day in SF. I think they were post op but I managed to beat them off. I wish I could use a CCW in Cali. Are you saying you beat off a couple of trannys? |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:42:38 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. Exactly what I was thinking! +1.
Also: "One time, in band camp..."
"This one time in band camp ....." 
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:42:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:43:04 PM EDT
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This one time, in band camp, ...
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:44:02 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. Exactly what I was thinking! How so? Similar thing happened to me the other day in SF. I think they were post op but I managed to beat them off. I wish I could use a CCW in Cali. Are you saying you beat off a couple of trannys?
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:52:46 PM EDT
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Too bad they weren't beat off by a Zombie majorette
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:54:32 PM EDT
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Thread title threw me off.
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:10:17 PM EDT
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damn thread title
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:13:06 PM EDT
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to all you sick fuckers that clicked on this thread.
Heard this on the radio and laughed my ass off. Good for her!
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:20:21 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. ^that. |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:23:59 PM EDT
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http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D97SUFS82&show_article=1 Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton Apr 30 01:03 PM US/Eastern QUARTZ HILL, Calif. (AP) - Don't mess with the marching band. That's what California authorities are saying after a 17-year-old girl used her marching band baton to beat back two would-be muggers. Los Angeles County sheriff's Deputy Michael Rust says the Quartz Hill girl was walking to school April 24 when two men approached her from behind, tried to grab her coat and demanded money. Instead, one got a punch in the nose and the other a kick to the groin. Rust says the girl then beat both of them with her band baton before she ran away. The men had not been caught. But Rust says there's a clear message to take from the encounter: "The moral to this story is don't mess with the marching band girls, or you just might get what you deserve. Final score: marching band 2, thugs 0." Lucky she didn't assfuck them with it. highlight 3 more words...overachiever... |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:27:37 PM EDT
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I really thought this thread had potential. I'm very disappointed.
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:36:27 PM EDT
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Nancy is beating off an indian
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:37:53 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. Exactly what I was thinking! I've seen that video.
Oh ya, i came in looking for the bunch line. |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:42:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:55:02 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. Exactly what I was thinking! How so? Similar thing happened to me the other day in SF. I think they were post op but I managed to beat them off. I wish I could use a CCW in Cali. Wow!! That doesn't even need a punch line.  
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:04:12 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. Exactly what I was thinking! How so? Similar thing happened to me the other day in SF. I think they were post op but I managed to beat them off. I wish I could use a CCW in Cali. Wow!! That doesn't even need a punch line. I could have been a statistic, but I managed to beat off my attackers and left in the afterglow.
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:05:43 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. Exactly what I was thinking! I've seen that video. 
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:06:58 PM EDT
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I'll beat off anyone, anytime. Don't fuck with me or I'll beat you off.
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:08:29 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. Exactly what I was thinking! I've seen that video. i know. i was like WTF robbers get happy ending? |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:09:27 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. Exactly what I was thinking! I was ready to get in line.
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:09:56 PM EDT
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That'll teach em!!!
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:12:54 PM EDT
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http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D97SUFS82&show_article=1 Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton Apr 30 01:03 PM US/Eastern QUARTZ HILL, Calif. (AP) - Don't mess with the marching band. That's what California authorities are saying after a 17-year-old girl used her marching band baton to beat back two would-be muggers. Los Angeles County sheriff's Deputy Michael Rust says the Quartz Hill girl was walking to school April 24 when two men approached her from behind, tried to grab her coat and demanded money. Instead, one got a punch in the nose and the other a kick to the groin. Rust says the girl then beat both of them with her band baton before she ran away. The men had not been caught. But Rust says there's a clear message to take from the encounter: "The moral to this story is don't mess with the marching band girls, or you just might get what you deserve. Final score: marching band 2, thugs 0." Lucky she didn't assfuck them with it. highlight 3 more words...overachiever... How about this? |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:18:13 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. Exactly what I was thinking! +1.
Also: "One time, in band camp..."
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:30:26 PM EDT
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The only girls at my high school that were good looking were the band chicks and cheerleaders.
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:36:34 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. Exactly what I was thinking! How so? Similar thing happened to me the other day in SF. I think they were post op but I managed to beat them off. I wish I could use a CCW in Cali. Was your arm tired?
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:48:49 PM EDT
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Must...not...laugh...
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:51:25 PM EDT
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"Girl beats off muggers"
This is nothing like what it sounded like in my head. 
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:55:29 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. Exactly what I was thinking! How so? Similar thing happened to me the other day in SF. I think they were post op but I managed to beat them off. I wish I could use a CCW in Cali. Was your arm tired?
Sounds like he had his hands full. |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:58:59 PM EDT
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where is she at? I wonder if I could mug her once a week.
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:59:54 PM EDT
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"Fends off, Fends off muggers"
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Posted: 4/30/2009 7:03:13 PM EDT
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http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D97SUFS82&show_article=1 Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton Apr 30 01:03 PM US/Eastern QUARTZ HILL, Calif. (AP) - Don't mess with the marching band. That's what California authorities are saying after a 17-year-old girl used her marching band baton to beat back two would-be muggers. Los Angeles County sheriff's Deputy Michael Rust says the Quartz Hill girl was walking to school April 24 when two men approached her from behind, tried to grab her coat and demanded money. Instead, one got a punch in the nose and the other a kick to the groin. Rust says the girl then beat both of them with her band baton before she ran away. The men had not been caught. But Rust says there's a clear message to take from the encounter: "The moral to this story is don't mess with the marching band girls, or you just might get what you deserve. Final score: marching band 2, thugs 0." One dude got a busted nose, one got busted balls, and then smaked around with a baton. Someone buy that girl a beer! (and a 1911 - there's no way those oxygen thieves would be alive if she was properly armed) |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 7:05:48 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. Exactly what I was thinking! How so? Similar thing happened to me the other day in SF. I think they were post op but I managed to beat them off. I wish I could use a CCW in Cali. Was your arm tired?
Sounds like he had his hands full. It took more than just my arms... Yeah... laugh it up.
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Posted: 4/30/2009 7:06:46 PM EDT
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The thread title sounds like some horrible porn scene.
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Posted: 4/30/2009 7:14:02 PM EDT
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Thread title is misleading. "This thread could go one of 2 ways"... is exactly what ran through my mind... |
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