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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:31:47 PM EDT
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D97SUFS82&show_article=1

Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton  
Apr 30 01:03 PM US/Eastern

QUARTZ HILL, Calif. (AP) - Don't mess with the marching band. That's what California authorities are saying after a 17-year-old girl used her marching band baton to beat back two would-be muggers.

Los Angeles County sheriff's Deputy Michael Rust says the Quartz Hill girl was walking to school April 24 when two men approached her from behind, tried to grab her coat and demanded money.

Instead, one got a punch in the nose and the other a kick to the groin. Rust says the girl then beat both of them with her band baton before she ran away.

The men had not been caught. But Rust says there's a clear message to take from the encounter:

"The moral to this story is don't mess with the marching band girls, or you just might get what you deserve. Final score: marching band 2, thugs 0."
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:32:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:32:39 PM EDT
Thread title is misleading.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:33:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


Exactly what I was thinking!  
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:33:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By nashgill:
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


Exactly what I was thinking!  


I've seen that video.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:34:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2009 4:34:44 PM EDT by Bob1984]
Originally Posted By nashgill:
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


Exactly what I was thinking!  


+1.  

Also: "One time, in band camp..."
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:35:30 PM EDT
Well, this certainly wasn't what I expected.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:36:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Popobawa:
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D97SUFS82&show_article=1

Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton  
Apr 30 01:03 PM US/Eastern

QUARTZ HILL, Calif. (AP) - Don't mess with the marching band. That's what California authorities are saying after a 17-year-old girl used her marching band baton to beat back two would-be muggers.

Los Angeles County sheriff's Deputy Michael Rust says the Quartz Hill girl was walking to school April 24 when two men approached her from behind, tried to grab her coat and demanded money.

Instead, one got a punch in the nose and the other a kick to the groin. Rust says the girl then beat both of them with her band baton before she ran away.

The men had not been caught. But Rust says there's a clear message to take from the encounter:

"The moral to this story is don't mess with the marching band girls, or you just might get what you deserve. Final score: marching band 2, thugs 0."


Lucky she didn't assfuck them with it.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:36:27 PM EDT

    Good, good, and good.  I heard about this in the radio today.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:38:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/14/2009 11:10:24 AM EDT by brushdog]
...
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:38:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By nashgill:
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


Exactly what I was thinking!  


How so?

Similar thing happened to me the other day in SF.

I think they were post op but I managed to beat them off.

I wish I could use a CCW in Cali.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:38:56 PM EDT




Originally Posted By nashgill:



Originally Posted By Maccrage:

Thread title is misleading.




Exactly what I was thinking!


Yeah, I was thinking we had another story with a "happy ending" !

Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:39:04 PM EDT
And they paid HER!!!!
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:39:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Assaulter:
Originally Posted By Popobawa:
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D97SUFS82&show_article=1

Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton  
Apr 30 01:03 PM US/Eastern

QUARTZ HILL, Calif. (AP) - Don't mess with the marching band. That's what California authorities are saying after a 17-year-old girl used her marching band baton to beat back two would-be muggers.

Los Angeles County sheriff's Deputy Michael Rust says the Quartz Hill girl was walking to school April 24 when two men approached her from behind, tried to grab her coat and demanded money.

Instead, one got a punch in the nose and the other a kick to the groin. Rust says the girl then beat both of them with her band baton before she ran away.

The men had not been caught. But Rust says there's a clear message to take from the encounter:

"The moral to this story is don't mess with the marching band girls, or you just might get what you deserve. Final score: marching band 2, thugs 0."


Lucky she didn't assfuck them with it.


Hey, did you check out that prostate massage thread from the other day ?  
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:40:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


No shit.  I thought I found a naughty thread before the mods did.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:40:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


LMAO yep.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:41:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
Originally Posted By nashgill:
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


Exactly what I was thinking!  


How so?

Similar thing happened to me the other day in SF.

I think they were post op but I managed to beat them off.

I wish I could use a CCW in Cali.

Are you saying you beat off a couple of trannys?
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:42:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Bob1984:
Originally Posted By nashgill:
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


Exactly what I was thinking!  


+1.  

Also: "One time, in band camp..."


"This one time in band camp ....."  
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:42:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:43:04 PM EDT
This one time, in band camp, ...  
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:44:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By OhioShooter1975:
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
Originally Posted By nashgill:
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


Exactly what I was thinking!  


How so?

Similar thing happened to me the other day in SF.

I think they were post op but I managed to beat them off.

I wish I could use a CCW in Cali.

Are you saying you beat off a couple of trannys?


Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:52:46 PM EDT
Too bad they weren't beat off by a Zombie majorette

Link Posted: 4/30/2009 4:54:32 PM EDT
Thread title threw me off.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:10:17 PM EDT
damn thread title

Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:13:06 PM EDT
to all you sick fuckers that clicked on this thread.
Heard this on the radio and laughed my ass off. Good for her!
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:20:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


^that.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:23:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Assaulter:
Originally Posted By Popobawa:
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D97SUFS82&show_article=1

Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton  
Apr 30 01:03 PM US/Eastern

QUARTZ HILL, Calif. (AP) - Don't mess with the marching band. That's what California authorities are saying after a 17-year-old girl used her marching band baton to beat back two would-be muggers.

Los Angeles County sheriff's Deputy Michael Rust says the Quartz Hill girl was walking to school April 24 when two men approached her from behind, tried to grab her coat and demanded money.

Instead, one got a punch in the nose and the other a kick to the groin. Rust says the girl then beat both of them with her band baton before she ran away.

The men had not been caught. But Rust says there's a clear message to take from the encounter:

"The moral to this story is don't mess with the marching band girls, or you just might get what you deserve. Final score: marching band 2, thugs 0."


Lucky she didn't assfuck them with it.


highlight 3 more words...overachiever...
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:27:37 PM EDT
I really thought this thread had potential. I'm very disappointed.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:36:27 PM EDT
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Nancy is beating off an indian









attack.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:37:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AvengeR15:
Originally Posted By nashgill:
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


Exactly what I was thinking!  


I've seen that video.




Oh ya, i came in looking for the bunch line.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:42:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 5:55:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
Originally Posted By nashgill:
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


Exactly what I was thinking!  


How so?

Similar thing happened to me the other day in SF.

I think they were post op but I managed to beat them off.

I wish I could use a CCW in Cali.


Wow!! That doesn't even need a punch line.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:04:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By shop_rat45:
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
Originally Posted By nashgill:
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


Exactly what I was thinking!  


How so?

Similar thing happened to me the other day in SF.

I think they were post op but I managed to beat them off.

I wish I could use a CCW in Cali.


Wow!! That doesn't even need a punch line.


I could have been a statistic, but I managed to beat off my attackers and left in the afterglow.

Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:05:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AvengeR15:
Originally Posted By nashgill:
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


Exactly what I was thinking!  


I've seen that video.


Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:06:58 PM EDT
I'll beat off anyone, anytime.  Don't fuck with me or I'll beat you off.  
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:08:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
Originally Posted By AvengeR15:
Originally Posted By nashgill:
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


Exactly what I was thinking!  


I've seen that video.




i know. i was like WTF robbers get happy ending?
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:09:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By nashgill:
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


Exactly what I was thinking!  


I was ready to get in line.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:09:56 PM EDT
That'll teach em!!!
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:12:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2009 6:13:17 PM EDT by Assaulter]
Originally Posted By chodenut:
Originally Posted By Assaulter:
Originally Posted By Popobawa:
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D97SUFS82&show_article=1

Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton  
Apr 30 01:03 PM US/Eastern

QUARTZ HILL, Calif. (AP) - Don't mess with the marching band. That's what California authorities are saying after a 17-year-old girl used her marching band baton to beat back two would-be muggers.

Los Angeles County sheriff's Deputy Michael Rust says the Quartz Hill girl was walking to school April 24 when two men approached her from behind, tried to grab her coat and demanded money.

Instead, one got a punch in the nose and the other a kick to the groin. Rust says the girl then beat both of them with her band baton before she ran away.

The men had not been caught. But Rust says there's a clear message to take from the encounter:

"The moral to this story is don't mess with the marching band girls, or you just might get what you deserve. Final score: marching band 2, thugs 0."


Lucky she didn't assfuck them with it.


highlight 3 more words...overachiever...


How about this?

Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:18:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Bob1984:
Originally Posted By nashgill:
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


Exactly what I was thinking!  


+1.  

Also: "One time, in band camp..."


Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:30:26 PM EDT
The only girls at my high school that were good looking were the band chicks and cheerleaders.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:36:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
Originally Posted By nashgill:
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


Exactly what I was thinking!  


How so?

Similar thing happened to me the other day in SF.

I think they were post op but I managed to beat them off.

I wish I could use a CCW in Cali.


Was your arm tired?


Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:48:49 PM EDT
Must...not...laugh...
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:51:25 PM EDT
"Girl beats off muggers"


This is nothing like what it sounded like in my head.

Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:55:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2009 6:56:32 PM EDT by Tim_the_enchanter]
Originally Posted By rifleman2000:
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
Originally Posted By nashgill:
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


Exactly what I was thinking!  


How so?

Similar thing happened to me the other day in SF.

I think they were post op but I managed to beat them off.

I wish I could use a CCW in Cali.


Was your arm tired?





Sounds like he had his hands full.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:58:59 PM EDT
where is she at? I wonder if I could mug her once a week.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 6:59:54 PM EDT
"Fends off, Fends off muggers"
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 7:03:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Popobawa:
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D97SUFS82&show_article=1

Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton  
Apr 30 01:03 PM US/Eastern

QUARTZ HILL, Calif. (AP) - Don't mess with the marching band. That's what California authorities are saying after a 17-year-old girl used her marching band baton to beat back two would-be muggers.

Los Angeles County sheriff's Deputy Michael Rust says the Quartz Hill girl was walking to school April 24 when two men approached her from behind, tried to grab her coat and demanded money.

Instead, one got a punch in the nose and the other a kick to the groin. Rust says the girl then beat both of them with her band baton before she ran away.

The men had not been caught. But Rust says there's a clear message to take from the encounter:

"The moral to this story is don't mess with the marching band girls, or you just might get what you deserve. Final score: marching band 2, thugs 0."


One dude got a busted nose, one got busted balls, and then smaked around with a baton.

Someone buy that girl a beer! (and a 1911 - there's no way those oxygen thieves would be alive if she was properly armed)
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 7:05:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Tim_the_enchanter:
Originally Posted By rifleman2000:
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
Originally Posted By nashgill:
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


Exactly what I was thinking!  


How so?

Similar thing happened to me the other day in SF.

I think they were post op but I managed to beat them off.

I wish I could use a CCW in Cali.


Was your arm tired?





Sounds like he had his hands full.


It took more than just my arms...

Yeah... laugh it up.


Link Posted: 4/30/2009 7:06:46 PM EDT
The thread title sounds like some horrible porn scene.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 7:14:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Thread title is misleading.


"This thread could go one of 2 ways"... is exactly what ran through my mind...
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