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Posted: 8/30/2005 4:51:44 PM EDT
I'm not really clear on how it happened.
I told her to get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.

So she did.

She brought it to my desk right before I left for the day.
I wanted to take a picture, but I don't usually have a camera at work and the poor sammich didn't survive my ride home.

I never thought that would work......
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 4:56:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/30/2005 5:07:43 PM EDT by raven]
Dont let the FDCGH's sink their claws into her
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 4:59:41 PM EDT
trap
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 5:02:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/30/2005 5:02:43 PM EDT by staraero]
Drink lots of water , start throwing up and get to the hospital now. And


It was a trap repeat it was a trap.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 5:05:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By staraero:
Drink lots of water , start throwing up and get to the hospital now. And


It was a trap repeat it was a trap.


Link Posted: 8/30/2005 5:05:40 PM EDT
Trap.

If you don't follow her instructions she will turn you in to the bosses for harrassment.

Next try for pie.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 5:06:02 PM EDT
1. She's got it for you.
2. Expect a call from HR soon if she doesn't.



Or there's the ever possible but completely unlikely 3. She's an exceptionally nice person with a great sense of humor.

Normally that means they're fat too.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 5:07:50 PM EDT
I'd wait for 24 hours to pass....
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 5:08:21 PM EDT
You're two bites away from becoming a registered sexual offender. Marriage is your only hope.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 5:15:20 PM EDT
and post pics
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 5:16:42 PM EDT
she's the submissive type, should be fun. Request handcuffs next time
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 5:16:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mauser101:

Or there's the ever possible but completely unlikely 3. She's an exceptionally nice person with a great sense of humor.



Actually, it's that one. She moved here from Greece when she was 12, and apparantly she was raised well. She cooks, cleans, sews, and expects men to kill spiders and change the oil in the car.

Those other countries might be pretty screwed up, but their women seem a lot less screwed up than ours.

And if she wanted to take me to HR, it could have happened long before I sent her to the kitchen. I'm not exactly what you'd call 'Politically Correct'.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:16:16 PM EDT
She wants you.....
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:47:57 PM EDT
Hot?

Pics.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:49:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hokie:
and post pics



Have her honk your jake...(see above)
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:50:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/30/2005 6:50:53 PM EDT by Evil_ATF]
We need either pics of the co-worker or details on the sammich...
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:51:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Evil_ATF:
We need either pics of the co-worker or details on the sammich...



Agreed!
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:53:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By xxfonziexx:
I'm not really clear on how it happened.
I told her to get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.

So she did.

She brought it to my desk right before I left for the day.
I wanted to take a picture, but I don't usually have a camera at work and the poor sammich didn't survive my ride home.

I never thought that would work......



As she dam well should...

(if the same thing happened to me, I would feel REEELLY guilty when the sammich arrived. That being said, I'd venture to guess she's got the hots for you, and she only made the sammich for you out of a combined mentality of making you feel guilty for such an obviously obnoxious demand, as well as an instinct of taking care of Her Man.)
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:03:27 PM EDT
Sounds good. Tomorrow shoot for a hand job. Work your way up to the anal.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:10:04 PM EDT
She is probalby hot for you. Run fast, run far, dont look back.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:28:10 PM EDT
Tag for pics. And NOT the sammich!
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:29:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
Dont let the FDCGH's sink their claws into her



What is that?
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:39:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/30/2005 7:40:07 PM EDT by raven]

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:

Originally Posted By raven:
Dont let the FDCGH's sink their claws into her



What is that?



Failed

Dot

Com

Goatee

Head

They're always knockin' boots with the Girl At Work (GAW) while I can't summon the courage to ask her out on a date.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 10:25:07 PM EDT
I would certainly consider a date or two. Some Greek women are very family oriented and take very good care of their men.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 10:35:06 PM EDT
Are you the manager at a Subway?
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 10:35:52 PM EDT
Next time ask for a side of blowjob.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 11:29:37 PM EDT
Split peach pie is a good desert.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 11:34:35 PM EDT
Greek women are hairy.
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 4:58:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By xxfonziexx:
Actually, it's that one. She moved here from Greece when she was 12, and apparantly she was raised well. She cooks, cleans, sews, and expects men to kill spiders and change the oil in the car.

That's a good woman, right there!
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 6:12:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Burley:
Greek women are hairy.



Yeah, baby....I like my pie hairy....
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 6:16:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AssaultRifler:
she's the submissive type, should be fun. Request handcuffs next time

Dont request. Just slap em on before you forecefully gag her and blindfold her. If she lets you do all that, then keep her. Or pimp her out. Either way you play your cards right, and you'll do good.
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 8:23:20 AM EDT
Where's the obligatory commander Ackbar pic? Come on..you guys are slippin'
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