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Posted: 12/13/2013 9:20:33 AM EST
Probably the worst one ever seen...caught on a security camera.

Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:24:02 AM EST
Originally Posted By NAKED-GUNMAN:
Probably the worst one ever seen...caught on a security camera.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd2aNEHKj1o
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At first, he's all like
Then he's all like

Then I'm all like
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:24:20 AM EST
He must have lacked game.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:25:06 AM EST
She knew that's how it would end up, and she went ahead and let him pay for the date anyway.

Stay classy.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:25:18 AM EST
his dejected sway back and forth after she goes inside is so good.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:25:59 AM EST
That's not getting friend zoned, that's getting rejected. I didn't see him move her couch, or fix her car, or buy her groceries.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:27:27 AM EST
I've been there, Brother.


You know... in middle-school.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:27:46 AM EST
Geez, that was rough. You guys are some real hard asses for getting a laugh over that.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:29:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 9:29:50 AM EST by EasTexan]
That's where the security cam would have caught me rubbing my nuts on her car door handle.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:31:12 AM EST
I think the sway around was him being drunk as hell. YMMV. That would make sense if she thought he was going to barf all over her house.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:31:14 AM EST
You gotta feel bad for the guy but damn haha
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:31:41 AM EST
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Originally Posted By EasTexan:
That's where the security cam would have caught me rubbing my nuts on her car door handle.
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Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:32:11 AM EST
Guess he shouldn't have gone for the "hair brush" until at least the 2nd date.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:32:38 AM EST
In before the suicide.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:34:06 AM EST
lmao he is doing a big ole sad sack WTF as he looks back and forth after she walks in.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:35:46 AM EST
I think she just stole his wallet!
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:36:07 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 9:36:59 AM EST by HighSeasPoker]
Just a sign of the times. That scenario has played out millions of times. We just catch it on security cam now.

Get back out there and try again lil' buckaroo!
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:36:41 AM EST
Wow that was painful to watch. I still laughed.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:37:14 AM EST
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Originally Posted By LoBrau:
That's not getting friend zoned, that's getting rejected. I didn't see him move her couch, or fix her car, or buy her groceries.
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... yet.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:39:29 AM EST
Thirty seconds later she sends him a text with smiley faces saying what a great night she had.

Fucking women.


Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:45:41 AM EST
That really sucks
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:51:00 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 9:51:18 AM EST by s1rGr1nG0]
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Originally Posted By EasTexan:
Thirty seconds later she sends him a text with smiley faces saying what a great night she had to her ex boyfriend and tells him to come over so they can fuck.

Fucking women.


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ETA: Fixt
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:10:01 AM EST
Thats rough. Poor guy probably showed her a great evening and did not even get a little kiss.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:12:48 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Chizult:
Geez, that was rough. You guys are some real hard asses for getting a laugh over that.
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Yeah, I felt bad for the guy.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:14:40 AM EST
Thats not friend zone, thats rejection. I feel his pain.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:14:43 AM EST
That's what you get for wearing a button down under a sweater.

Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:15:25 AM EST
Dude is going to be so angsty and pissed off when he gets home that I bet he grabs the drain-o instead of the ky when he goes to angrily rub one out. This like his date will not end well for him.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:16:34 AM EST
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Originally Posted By KennyW1983:
Thats not friend zone, thats rejection. I feel his pain.
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What's really fucked up is she or someone she knows put that shit on youtube.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:16:50 AM EST
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Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:
That's what you get for wearing a button down under a sweater.

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Right, that would be woman logic. Wear shittier clothes to impress me. Right?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:18:52 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Chizult:
Geez, that was rough. You guys are some real hard asses for getting a laugh over that.
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Yep cause it happened to him and not to us.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:21:22 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Chizult:
Geez, that was rough. You guys are some real hard asses for getting a laugh over that.
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It's only funny because pretty much every one of us has been there at one point or another.

Shit happens. Shit's funny when you look back on it. Lighten up.



Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:31:47 AM EST
She probably blew him the next day, but didn't want her dad to see her kiss a guy on the security camera.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:32:27 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Chizult:
Geez, that was rough. You guys are some real hard asses for getting a laugh over that.
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shared experiences, dude. we all laugh and groan when we see someone get kicked in the nuts. why? because we know how bad it hurts, and we're glad it's not us. but it's still funny as hell.

when a woman laughs at a guy getting kicked in the nuts, that's all fucked up. why? because she's laughing at the misery, not sharing in it.

same here--we've all been through it. that's what makes it funny. and instead of being all "ooooohhhh, are you ok sweetie? we're here to be supportive of you in your misery. have some ice cream" (which would only make the guy feel worse), we're going to laugh our asses off until he starts laughing his ass off.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:32:57 AM EST
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Originally Posted By sirensong:

shared experiences, dude. we all laugh and groan when we see someone get kicked in the nuts. why? because we know how bad it hurts, and we're glad it's not us. but it's still funny as hell.

when a woman laughs at a guy getting kicked in the nuts, that's all fucked up. why? because she's laughing at the misery, not sharing in it.

same here--we've all been through it. that's what makes it funny. and instead of being all "ooooohhhh, are you ok sweetie? we're here to be supportive of you in your misery. have some ice cream" (which would only make the guy feel worse), we're going to laugh our asses off until he starts laughing his ass off.
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Originally Posted By sirensong:
Originally Posted By Chizult:
Geez, that was rough. You guys are some real hard asses for getting a laugh over that.

shared experiences, dude. we all laugh and groan when we see someone get kicked in the nuts. why? because we know how bad it hurts, and we're glad it's not us. but it's still funny as hell.

when a woman laughs at a guy getting kicked in the nuts, that's all fucked up. why? because she's laughing at the misery, not sharing in it.

same here--we've all been through it. that's what makes it funny. and instead of being all "ooooohhhh, are you ok sweetie? we're here to be supportive of you in your misery. have some ice cream" (which would only make the guy feel worse), we're going to laugh our asses off until he starts laughing his ass off.

bro-code
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:35:07 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 10:35:32 AM EST by GumbyTM]
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Originally Posted By EasTexan:
Thirty seconds later she sends him a text with smiley faces saying what a great night she had.

Fucking women.


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Was that before or after posting the video?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:37:11 AM EST



Here is what he should do now:

1. Never, ever call her again;

2. If she ever contacts him again, he should say, "I used to be attracted to you, but I am no longer. Good bye"

3. Move on and get another girlfriend. He should buy new clothes and do everything possible to make himself more attractive and confident.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:39:17 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Alex_F:
She knew that's how it would end up, and she went ahead and let him pay for the date anyway.

Stay classy.
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Yup.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:39:28 AM EST
Damn, that hurt.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:40:27 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Alex_F:
She knew that's how it would end up, and she went ahead and let him pay for the date anyway.

Stay classy.
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going with this
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:41:16 AM EST
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Originally Posted By LoBrau:

bro-code
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Originally Posted By LoBrau:
Originally Posted By sirensong:
Originally Posted By Chizult:
Geez, that was rough. You guys are some real hard asses for getting a laugh over that.

shared experiences, dude. we all laugh and groan when we see someone get kicked in the nuts. why? because we know how bad it hurts, and we're glad it's not us. but it's still funny as hell.

when a woman laughs at a guy getting kicked in the nuts, that's all fucked up. why? because she's laughing at the misery, not sharing in it.

same here--we've all been through it. that's what makes it funny. and instead of being all "ooooohhhh, are you ok sweetie? we're here to be supportive of you in your misery. have some ice cream" (which would only make the guy feel worse), we're going to laugh our asses off until he starts laughing his ass off.

bro-code


Yep. Then we make fun of you for a couple weeks till it happens to the next guy.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:41:53 AM EST
That's funny unless you're a pussy. He still has millions of other options. A wise man once said that love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.


Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:41:59 AM EST
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... yet.
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Originally Posted By Dorcas:
Originally Posted By LoBrau:
That's not getting friend zoned, that's getting rejected. I didn't see him move her couch, or fix her car, or buy her groceries.


... yet.



Yer avatar is killin' me for some reason!
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:43:59 AM EST
He forgot to bring it........



Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:44:35 AM EST
Shouldn't have left the handcuffs in the cab
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:44:45 AM EST
Ouch! Poor guy.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:45:05 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 10:47:45 AM EST by MovinMan]
If he didnt see that coming a mile away, he was either drunk or retarded.

Like the smoking hot Kate Mara said....."If I was gonna fuck you, You'd know it."

When women want to fuck you, they are wanton sluts about it. You cant win your way into fuckdom with them.





Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:46:56 AM EST
I have been through worse, married better. Nothing really to see here. If you don't know rejection you can't enjoy victory.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:47:45 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Alex_F:
She knew that's how it would end up, and she went ahead and let him pay for the date anyway.

Stay classy.
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Nice, you there and heard he did everything right?
Stay classy (judging people when you don't know shit?)
As a matter of fact how the fuck do you know who paid?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:48:43 AM EST
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Originally Posted By EasTexan:
That's where the security cam would have caught me rubbing my nuts on her car door handle.
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Thats if your GF let you take them out of her purse
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:49:33 AM EST
What? Dinner at MickeyD's don't rate a kiss anymore? Note to self: Next time, make it Burger King.

Aloha, Mark
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:50:40 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Alex_F:
She knew that's how it would end up, and she went ahead and let him pay for the date anyway.

Stay classy.
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As a matter of fact, if she deep tongue kissed him then grabbed his dick and dropped to her knees and blew him you'd be calling her a whore?
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