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Posted: 10/2/2005 2:36:32 PM EDT
One week of freedom left.
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 2:37:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JIMBEAM:
One week of freedom left.



How's the pre-nup paperwork coming?
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 2:38:22 PM EDT
Best wishes!

Danny

23 year marriage vet.
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 2:40:13 PM EDT
IBNMC


(InBeforeNoMarriage.Com)
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 2:40:57 PM EDT
congrats
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 2:43:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheCommissioner:

Originally Posted By JIMBEAM:
One week of freedom left.



How's the pre-nup paperwork coming?



No pre-nup. We both brought the same amount of money to the marriage and we both make about the same amount.
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:24:32 PM EDT
There are just three keys to a successful marriage:

Communications

Communications<­BR>
Communications

I'm serious!

(Approaching 37 years communicating. )
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:33:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Older_Crow:
There are just three keys to a successful marriage:

Communications

Communications<­BR>
Communications

I'm serious!


I agree! 39 yrs and counting!
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:37:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ger42:
Originally Posted By Older_Crow:
There are just three keys to a successful marriage:

Communications

Communications<­BR>
Communications

I'm serious!


I agree! 39 yrs and counting!




No, No, No, The three things are:

1. Yes Dear....

2. You were right

3. It will never happen again.

Remember these things and you will do fine...
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:38:40 PM EDT
www.nomarriage.com


RUN!!!!
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:38:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:39:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RichardCranium033:

Originally Posted By ger42:
Originally Posted By Older_Crow:
There are just three keys to a successful marriage:

Communications

Communications<­BR>
Communications

I'm serious!


I agree! 39 yrs and counting!




No, No, No, The three things are:

1. Yes Dear....

2. You were right

3. It will never happen again.

Remember these things and you will do fine...



Now THAT"S communicating!
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:40:11 PM EDT
So, when are the balls gettin chopped off?
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:40:43 PM EDT
congrats and best wishes
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:41:15 PM EDT
I'm sorry
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:42:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
So, when are the balls gettin chopped off?



Most likely already have been.
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:46:46 PM EDT
And your reasoning for this leap of faith is ...
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:55:25 PM EDT
Best wishes!
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:55:45 PM EDT
Getting married in May myself.
Good luck
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:59:02 PM EDT
What are you nuts!!!!!!!


Just kidding, married 25 years!!!!!!!

Congratulations and best of luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 4:27:45 PM EDT
+1 on Communication


although make sure to establish in the pre-nup a Guns for Shoes Program treaty.


Once that is in place you will live out a happy marriage for many years ahead
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:24:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
So, when are the balls gettin chopped off?



It has been a slow process but they are almost gone. I would love to see the long-term plan that women use on us. It's like the Jedi mind trick but slower.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:29:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2005 5:29:37 AM EDT by JIMBEAM]

Originally Posted By Firelotus:
+1 on Communication


although make sure to establish in the pre-nup a Guns for Shoes Program treaty.


Once that is in place you will live out a happy marriage for many years ahead




The GFS treaty has been established.

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:31:24 AM EDT
Sorry, dude.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:35:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ger42:
Originally Posted By Older_Crow:
There are just three keys to a successful marriage:

Communications

Communications<­BR>
Communications




+1.

That's why I prefer women who don't speak English.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:36:16 AM EDT
I had a good 36 year run, so I think it's time to settle down.

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:38:51 AM EDT
best of luck to you! Patty
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:45:17 AM EDT
Don't worry, after you get married, you'll get LOTS more sex.

And she won't cut her hair off, gain twenty pounds or quit her job.

Besides, even if it doesn't work out, you'll get to keep her house and she'll have to pay you every month for the rest of your life.


Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:45:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Don't worry, after you get married, you'll get LOTS more sex.

And she won't cut her hair off, gain twenty pounds or quit her job.

Besides, even if it doesn't work out, you'll get to keep her house and she'll have to pay you every month for the rest of your life.





Really?
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:50:06 AM EDT
WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,
"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and
played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he
wanted.

THE END
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