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Posted: 10/2/2005 2:36:32 PM EDT
One week of freedom left.
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 2:37:20 PM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:
One week of freedom left.



How's the pre-nup paperwork coming?
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 2:38:22 PM EDT
[#2]
Best wishes!

Danny

23 year marriage vet.
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 2:40:13 PM EDT
[#3]
IBNMC


(InBeforeNoMarriage.Com)
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 2:40:57 PM EDT
[#4]
congrats
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 2:43:44 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
One week of freedom left.



How's the pre-nup paperwork coming?



No pre-nup.  We both brought the same amount of money to the marriage and we both make about the same amount.  
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:24:32 PM EDT
[#6]
There are just three keys to a successful marriage:

Communications

Communications

Communications

I'm serious!

(Approaching 37 years communicating. )
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:33:28 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
There are just three keys to a successful marriage:

Communications

Communications

Communications

I'm serious!


I agree! 39 yrs and counting!
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:37:14 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Quoted:
There are just three keys to a successful marriage:

Communications

Communications

Communications

I'm serious!


I agree! 39 yrs and counting!




No, No, No, The three things are:

1. Yes Dear....

2. You were right

3. It will never happen again.

Remember these things and you will do fine...
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:38:40 PM EDT
[#9]
www.nomarriage.com


RUN!!!!
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:38:47 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:39:04 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
There are just three keys to a successful marriage:

Communications

Communications

Communications

I'm serious!


I agree! 39 yrs and counting!




No, No, No, The three things are:

1. Yes Dear....

2. You were right

3. It will never happen again.

Remember these things and you will do fine...



Now THAT"S communicating!
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:40:11 PM EDT
[#12]
So, when are the balls gettin chopped off?
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:40:43 PM EDT
[#13]
congrats and best wishes
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:41:15 PM EDT
[#14]
I'm sorry
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:42:29 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
So, when are the balls gettin chopped off?



 Most likely already have been.
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:46:46 PM EDT
[#16]
And your reasoning for this leap of faith is ...
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:55:25 PM EDT
[#17]
Best wishes!
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:55:45 PM EDT
[#18]
Getting married in May myself.
Good luck
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 3:59:02 PM EDT
[#19]
What are you nuts!!!!!!!


Just kidding, married 25 years!!!!!!!

Congratulations and best of luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 4:27:45 PM EDT
[#20]
+1 on Communication


although make sure to establish in the pre-nup a Guns for Shoes Program treaty.


Once that is in place you will live out a happy marriage for many years ahead
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:24:23 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
So, when are the balls gettin chopped off?



It has been a slow process but they are almost gone.  I would love to see the long-term plan that women use on us.  It's like the Jedi mind trick but slower.  
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:29:19 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
+1 on Communication


although make sure to establish in the pre-nup a Guns for Shoes Program treaty.


Once that is in place you will live out a happy marriage for many years ahead




The GFS treaty has been established.

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:31:24 AM EDT
[#23]
Sorry, dude.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:35:50 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Quoted:
There are just three keys to a successful marriage:

Communications

Communications

Communications




+1.

That's why I prefer women who don't speak English.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:36:16 AM EDT
[#25]
I had a good 36 year run, so I think it's time to settle down.

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:38:51 AM EDT
[#26]
best of luck to you!  Patty
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:45:17 AM EDT
[#27]
Don't worry, after you get married, you'll get LOTS more sex.

And she won't cut her hair off, gain twenty pounds or quit her job.

Besides, even if it doesn't work out, you'll get to keep her house and she'll have to pay you every month for the rest of your life.


Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:45:53 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
Don't worry, after you get married, you'll get LOTS more sex.

And she won't cut her hair off, gain twenty pounds or quit her job.

Besides, even if it doesn't work out, you'll get to keep her house and she'll have to pay you every month for the rest of your life.





Really?
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 5:50:06 AM EDT
[#29]
WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,
"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and
played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he
wanted.

THE END
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