OH FUCK! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!
Just kidding, but I am getting married Saturday. We(me, groomsmen, and ushers have to be there 3 hours before the ceremony for pictures. I said there is no way I would be calm enough to sit around in the back of the church for 2 1/2 hours waiting, so we are loading up rifles and pistols and going to a nearby range to shoot in our tuxes for a cuople hours.
I've got 2000 rounds of ammo, 5 kegs of beer, 75 liters of wine, and 5 cases of champagne, 3 cases of bourbon and a box of Monte Cristos. Hopefully that will be enough.
You forgot my invitation...
Run man, RUN!
Post plenty of pics!
Make her take the "TEST" first... Ask her if she thinks your AR is ugly... if she says yes.... LEAVE HER AT THE ALTAR!!!!"
Just remember when you get married you walk down the AISLE, Up to the ALTAR and sing a HYMM.
AISLE = I'LL
ALTAR = ALTER
HYMM = HIM
I'll Alter him.... hidden message.... just trying to save you pal!!!
In all seriousness... CONGRATULATIONS!!! I may not be the smartest man in the world but one of the smartest moves I made in my life was to get married to the right woman. Its work and respect. Just remember its not you against her or vice versa... Its YOU TWO against the world.
With all the divorce and break ups on this board... I am HAPPY to hear good news!!
Prenuptual and dont put her name on any property.
Just kidding congrats. Post some pics later for the ladies.
While I think that would be a cool way to spend your pre-wedding time, won't you then smell like gunpowder and smoke when you say "I do"? I'm sure your wife probably won't appreciate that...
Humorous and idealistic. Note income is not mentioned towards the top. Has a good job is a ways down, I call bullshit.
"perfect guy qualities" 1-130+
5'8” and taller
Dark brown hair with brown eyes/blue eyes
Weight depending on height – not skinny, not fat
Good sense of humor
*Affectionate* in front of friends
Gives me lots of attention
Popular but doesn't know the whole state
Friends with my friends
No facial or body hair (except legs n under arms)
Pierced ear(s) if any
Not too many tattoos if any
Likes to cuddle
Likes to party
Takes me out
Grabs my hand to hold
Kisses me unexpectedly
Dresses nice (*ABERCROMBIE*) hehe
Has a good job
Tells me he misses me when we're not together
Makes me laugh
Holds doors for me
Opens car doors
Likes all type of music
Likes going to the movies
Talks to his friends about me
Looks into my eyes when just laying there on the bed
Gives massages without me having to ask
Plays with my hair
Calls me to just say hi
Tries not to argue
Apologizes for when he does wrong
Says what he's feeling
Has a car
Has a dog
Has a family that likes me
Doesn't curse all the time
Wants to be with me as much as possible
Comes over unexpectedly
Wakes me up with a kiss
Same age or 3 years at the most older than me
Likes to shop
Has good manners
Is on time for dates
Calls back later when he says he will
Lives close to me
Wants to meet my family
Treats me like a princess
Has a cute butt
Good kissable lips
Does special things for holidays/birthdays/anniversary/etc
Likes everything about me
*My best friend*
Persistent – Hard working
Likes walks on the beach
Likes just staying home sometimes
Writes me songs/poems
Likes to dance
Has a sexy voice
Cooks for me
Likes to show me off
Calls me or introduces me as his "girlfriend" not "Rachel"
Likes to take pictures
Flirts with me in public and in private
Puts up with my mood swings
Comforts me when I'm sad
Doesn't say “sorry” all the time when it's not needed
Sticks up for me
Sends me flowers for no reason
Ignores my imperfections
Surprises me (good surprises)
Doesn't ever yell at me
Likes to clean
First to say I Love You
Listens to me
Makes me the center of his world
Not in trouble with the law
Isn't a goody-goody
Doesn't stare at other girls
Doesn't talk to other girls more than me
Doodles our names on paper
Likes to draw
Leaves notes on my car
Let's me go out with him and his friends
Will hang out with me and my friends
Puts pictures of me in his car and wallet
Gets jealous but not too jealous
Doesn't hang up on me
Calls me babe, sweetie, etc
Calls me cute pet names
Isn't a penny-pincher
Likes sports and going to sports events
Likes to play board games/video games and lets me win
Doesn't play mind games
Doesn't just think about sex
Cares about world issues
Doesn't make me cry
Leaves sweet voicemails/text messages on my phone
Has hopes, dreams, and wishes
Will watch chick flicks even if he doesn't like them
Don't get hurt playing before the wedding. (I almost did.)
Its a test... if she bitches... then the marriage is on "borrowed" time
ETA: UNLESS she is bitching that he didnt take her... Then she is a 100% keeper!!!!
Is any guy like that? That person wants a gay, not a guy.
Remember to say YES DEAR
Remember man there are 3 rings-
Wedding Ring and