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Posted: 8/6/2005 10:38:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 10:39:31 PM EDT by Big_Cheese]
I have a coworker who had some "payback" coming for a prank he pulled on me. I want it to be embarassing for him, but not to the point of getting one or both of us in trouble with management. He's got it coming, and I don't want to let it go, so do any of you have some creative ideas you would care to share? I'm all ears!
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 10:44:34 PM EDT
Make up a yahoo address and email his boss for a salary verification for the Russian bride finder service.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 10:45:49 PM EDT
What type of place do you work in?
Office environment, travelling, or what?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 10:47:20 PM EDT
Shrink wrap his car in the parking lot.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 10:50:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DrFrige:
Shrink wrap his car in the parking lot.



How did I know you would have something to add to this thread
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 10:54:33 PM EDT
Pants him in front of the hot lady that works there.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 11:01:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
Pants him in front of the hot lady that works there.



Or the ugly loudmouth in accounting.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 11:06:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 11:09:19 PM EDT by EPOCH96]
1. Take an ice pick, poke several holes in the top of a can of tuna.

2. Drain juices/fluid from that can of tuna

3. Use double sided tape and place can under his desk or office chair

4. Enjoy the humor a week later went his cube is overwhelmed with the stench of dead fish and he can't figure it out..

ETA: 10 point bonus if you can remove the bottom part of the handset on his phone and put some Tuna in there. That way when he answers the phone...YEEESH!!! THE SMELL!!!

EPOCH

Link Posted: 8/6/2005 11:07:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By DrFrige:
Shrink wrap his car in the parking lot.



How did I know you would have something to add to this thread



OY, you should see what the pranks between me and the neighbor have escalated into... Its a mess.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 11:08:48 PM EDT
buy this, tack a posted on it that says "I AM GAY" or some such, and just hover it around his desk.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 11:10:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 11:16:58 PM EDT by Cape_hunter]
Subsciption to gay porn.
Gay midget porn.

lots of it.
CH

ETA. delivered to the office, in his name.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 11:15:08 PM EDT
Fill his desk with styrofoam noodles.

It's not hardcore by any means, but they are a pain in the ass to remove.

Link Posted: 8/6/2005 11:16:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 7:33:55 AM EDT
Place an Ad in the local News Paper or rag listing his name and phone number under Gay Escort Services.

Link Posted: 8/7/2005 7:41:28 AM EDT
Crazy glue a big black rubber dick to his bumper. If he backs into his parking space, he'll never see it.

If you don't want to use crazy glue, use RTV....

Subscribe him to a gay pride magazine/earth first and have it sent to the office.

Spoof his email addy into Alt.Test on usenet.

Give his phone number and address to the survvey folks in the mall.

Send his wife flowers. And underwear. (probably best to let her in on the joke first)

Send HIM flowers. (again, let his wife in on the joke)

Call the police and tell them you think someone is driving a bit erraticaly.


GT
Evil Bastard.
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 1:07:55 PM EDT
All exceptional ideas men! Unfortunately for me, we are in a dirty, greasy, old maintenance shop. I'm a machinist, he's a mechanic. Dust from wire drawing lubricants tends to collect on the grills of the large fans we use to cool the shop. He "spritzed" some water into one and got me and another coworker on the other side of a wall. I paid him back by throwing an empty plastic Gatorade bottle against the grill of a fan pointed directly at him. Seeing as he was very sweaty from the day's work, the black dust stuck very well to him. Kinda looked like Al Jolson, heh-heh! Well, I knew he'd not let bygones be bygones after this. He's a cagey ol' codger around 56-57 years old who has mucho experience with pulling pranks on coworkers.
I'm still a young-un at 39! Sure enough, he disappeared just before time to leave and I knew he was gonna try something. I was on the lookout as I exited the building, carefully approaching all the corners and doorways. There was one place I failed to check though. I made about 4-5 paces out of the breezeway toward the parking lot, when the skies opened up! That old bastard had climbed up on the roof of the plant (mill) and dumped a gallon bucket of water on my head! I was Soooooo pissed at myself for getting caught so easy!
Keep the ideas coming! I appreciate the assistance!
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 1:09:02 PM EDT
Put a sign on the passenger side of his car that says "Honk if you support gay rights"
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 3:57:21 PM EDT
ok i work in a shop and we did this to a guy here WARNING:if he is obsessed with his tool box this maybe a bad idea. ok first take some of that masking paper that they use to tape of windows on cars that are being painted cut and tape it to the exact fit of his tool box make it look really good and then spry paint his tool box hot pink or any obscene color that would agitate him and let yhe fun begin or u can stuff some newspaper into the toes of his boots<substitute w/ shaving cream if hes a good sport >u can also cover his most used tool w/ some sort of petroleum based lubricant(be creative as long as its clear) if hes got a locker(and yes this next one comes from the show rescue me ) catch a bird and stick it in his locker or any other funny critter that would freak him out well there are some ideas have fun be creative and let us know what u do
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 3:58:10 PM EDT
ok i work in a shop and we did this to a guy here WARNING:if he is obsessed with his tool box this maybe a bad idea. ok first take some of that masking paper that they use to tape of windows on cars that are being painted cut and tape it to the exact fit of his tool box make it look really good and then spry paint his tool box hot pink or any obscene color that would agitate him and let yhe fun begin or u can stuff some newspaper into the toes of his boots<substitute w/ shaving cream if hes a good sport >u can also cover his most used tool w/ some sort of petroleum based lubricant(be creative as long as its clear) if hes got a locker(and yes this next one comes from the show rescue me ) catch a bird and stick it in his locker or any other funny critter that would freak him out well there are some ideas have fun be creative and let us know what u do
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 3:59:23 PM EDT
Super glue his screw drivers, hammers, ect to the desk or his toolbox.

Depending on where he puts them.
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 4:04:07 PM EDT
Does this guy have any heart conditions? If no..........
Take an empty 1 gal jug, The kind with a screw on lid. Drill and tap the lid to take a standard male air chuck. wait till he goes into the head and hook the jug to the shops air compressor...........BOOM!
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 4:05:29 PM EDT
Revenge is mine Saith the Lord

It was [/Judge Roy Bean]
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 4:06:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/8/2005 4:14:19 PM EDT by Pangea]

Originally Posted By TREETOP:
You must somehow trick him into eating his parents.




That is without a doubt the funniest post that I have ever read on this board!


eta File a flat spot on his toolbox wheels.

Rub Poison Ivy on his wrench handles.

Saw off some bolt heads and super glue them on something he has to take off. He'll think he broke the bolt.

Sell his car. Put a ridiculously low price on the windshield with white shoe polish. The next day mark it down a few hundred bucks.

Send him a fake lawyer letter, sueing him for something.
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 4:23:11 PM EDT
Hhmmmmmmmmmm.............HEH--HEH--HEH!!!
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 4:33:25 PM EDT
Anti-seize, just a little bit on his locker handle or on the nose pads of his safty glasses. Stuff gets everwhere, and is a pain to get off.
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 4:45:42 PM EDT
I'd like to capture an opossum and put it up on the shelf of his supply cabinet. Somewhere around eye level me thinks.....
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 4:49:48 PM EDT
Take about 6 cans of shaving creme. Freeze them. Then bring then into work, cut off the bottoms and set them under his vehicle.

When the shaving creme thaws out it will expand.

Oh boy does it expand.
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 4:56:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Big_Cheese:
I'd like to capture an opossum and put it up on the shelf of his supply cabinet. Somewhere around eye level me thinks.....




yea good luck with that, I have scars from mine and he's my pet
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 5:13:29 PM EDT
Get some graphite the kind you use in locks. Put it in his clothes/gloves. You can't tell it is there, until you take them off. Then you are grey. It seems to last forever. It's great in the sweatband of a hardhat.
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 5:13:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MuRDoC:

Originally Posted By Big_Cheese:
I'd like to capture an opossum and put it up on the shelf of his supply cabinet. Somewhere around eye level me thinks.....




yea good luck with that, I have scars from mine and he's my pet



What!.......No Armadillos!?!
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 5:58:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Pangea:

Originally Posted By TREETOP:
You must somehow trick him into eating his parents.




That is without a doubt the funniest post that I have ever read on this board!




No shit!! HAHAHA! ROFLMAO!!!

Link Posted: 8/8/2005 6:22:13 PM EDT
A guy I work with and I are always doing stupid shit to each other. One day when it was my turn to get fucked with, he made up a rainbow magnet and stuck it to the back of my truck. I drove 33 miles home with that goddamn thing on my tailgate. I WAS PISSED!!!!!!!!!! Still haven't got him back for that.
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 6:25:50 PM EDT
How evil do you feel?


www.electromax.com/kooky.html
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 6:31:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By heysoos:

Originally Posted By Pangea:

Originally Posted By TREETOP:
You must somehow trick him into eating his parents.




That is without a doubt the funniest post that I have ever read on this board!




No shit!! HAHAHA! ROFLMAO!!!




Not South Park fans?
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 6:34:53 PM EDT
Stun Gun and a rotten egg.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 6:29:55 AM EDT
Remove the axle nut on his toolbox.
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