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Posted: 8/19/2004 10:29:38 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:33:59 AM EST
Bush couldn't have pulled our troops out a moment too soon!



Germany: Where the men piss like women!
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:34:05 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/19/2004 10:49:10 AM EST by PrivateJoker]

GERMAN MEN BANNED FROM STANDING WHILE URINATING!
London, Aug 18(ANI):

Going to a loo will no longer be the same for men in Germany thanks to a new gadget that scolds them for standing at the lavatory pan.

According to The Telegraph, The WC ghost (a battery-operated voice-alarm manufactured by Patentwert) is triggered when the seat is lifted. It is attached to the seats and delivers stern warnings to those who attempt to stand and urinate.

"Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you don't want any trouble, you'd best sit down," one of the devices orders in a voice impersonating the German leader, Chancellor Gerhard Schroder.

The prototype English-speaking WC ghost says in an American slang: "Don't you go wetting this floor cowboy, you never know who's behind you. So sit down, get your water pistol in the bowl where it belongs. Ha, ha, ha."



So don't lift the seat

ETA:
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:35:57 AM EST

The prototype English-speaking WC ghost says in an American slang: "Don't you go wetting this floor cowboy, you never know who's behind you. So sit down, get your water pistol in the bowl where it belongs. Ha, ha, ha."


Damn that's a riot.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:36:04 AM EST
What does it say if you piss all over the seat and floor instead?
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:36:15 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:36:56 AM EST
I bet every single on of those devices plus the floor will get intentionally peed on as a protest.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:37:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By HKocher:
What does it say if you piss all over the seat and floor instead?

Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:37:48 AM EST
Here's a thought, why not just permanently attach the seat instead?
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:37:58 AM EST
Piss on the 'ghost' til it shorts out.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:38:10 AM EST
Sit down.

Whip out Mr. Happy.

And piss all over the floor, toilet paper, walls, and ceiling.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:38:12 AM EST
Piss on the thing and and short it out.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:38:58 AM EST
If I ever see one of those signs, it's going to be time for an "upper decker".
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:39:18 AM EST
Thing is the German men haven't stood to take a leak in a long time.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:45:54 AM EST
Hmmmm...I normally hate sky dumpers, but in this situation it would be perfectly legitimate!
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:50:34 AM EST
When governments take your testicles only governments will have them.....
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 11:01:51 AM EST
This is part of why I have a Leatherman Wave if I'm dressed.

"Achtung! Urin-Stellung nicht wird hier erlaubt. Wird mit Geldstrafen bestraft werden, also, wenn Sie don't irgendeine Mühe wünschen, müssen Sie gut hinsitzen. Achtung! Urin-Stellung nicht wird hier erlaubt. Wird mit Geldstr<snip>"

Link Posted: 8/19/2004 11:07:55 AM EST
"Whipped"

I guess on the plus side this means we wont be fighting nazi hordes any time soon?

/PHil
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 11:14:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By PrivateJoker:

GERMAN MEN BANNED FROM STANDING WHILE URINATING!
London, Aug 18(ANI):

Going to a loo will no longer be the same for men in Germany thanks to a new gadget that scolds them for standing at the lavatory pan.

According to The Telegraph, The WC ghost (a battery-operated voice-alarm manufactured by Patentwert) is triggered when the seat is lifted. It is attached to the seats and delivers stern warnings to those who attempt to stand and urinate.

"Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you don't want any trouble, you'd best sit down," one of the devices orders in a voice impersonating the German leader, Chancellor Gerhard Schroder.

The prototype English-speaking WC ghost says in an American slang: "Don't you go wetting this floor cowboy, you never know who's behind you. So sit down, get your water pistol in the bowl where it belongs. Ha, ha, ha."



So don't lift the seat

ETA:
www.nickfoote.com/ARFCOM/CalvinGermany.jpg



Link Posted: 8/19/2004 11:20:17 AM EST
my god the europeans are all frickin pansy ass bitches
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 11:30:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By HKocher:
What does it say if you piss all over the seat and floor instead?



Probably has electric current running through it that is energized when peed upon sending a jolt to the offending member
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 2:11:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By Blued-Steel:

Originally Posted By HKocher:
What does it say if you piss all over the seat and floor instead?



Probably has electric current running through it that is energized when peed upon sending a jolt to the offending member



ouch
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 2:37:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By TWIRE:
Piss on the thing and and short it out.




I don't let electricity or pointy objects anywhere near my junk.

- BUCC_Guy
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 2:40:50 PM EST
So, what's this about men squatting (or sitting) while peeing?
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 2:47:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By PrivateJoker:

GERMAN MEN BANNED FROM STANDING WHILE URINATING!
London, Aug 18(ANI):

Going to a loo will no longer be the same for men in Germany thanks to a new gadget that scolds them for standing at the lavatory pan.

According to The Telegraph, The WC ghost (a battery-operated voice-alarm manufactured by Patentwert) is triggered when the seat is lifted. It is attached to the seats and delivers stern warnings to those who attempt to stand and urinate.

"Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you don't want any trouble, you'd best sit down," one of the devices orders in a voice impersonating the German leader, Chancellor Gerhard Schroder.

The prototype English-speaking WC ghost says in an American slang: "Don't you go wetting this floor cowboy, you never know who's behind you. So sit down, get your water pistol in the bowl where it belongs. Ha, ha, ha."



So don't lift the seat




I'd piss all over those seats.

Remember when they tried pay toilets and it didn't work out?

They'll figure this one out too.





Hellyeah I remember those pay-toilets . They used to have them at the port authority on 42nd street. We used to slide under the door. hah!
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 2:54:38 PM EST
Is this actually for real??? hinking.gif
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