German men banned from standing while urinating

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Posted: 8/19/2004 11:29:38 AM EDT

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stupid is all i need to say

Posted: 8/19/2004 11:33:59 AM EDT

[#1]

Bush couldn't have pulled our troops out a moment too soon!

Germany: Where the men piss like women!

Posted: 8/19/2004 11:34:05 AM EDT

[#2]

GERMAN MEN BANNED FROM STANDING WHILE URINATING!
London, Aug 18(ANI):

Going to a loo will no longer be the same for men in Germany thanks to a new gadget that scolds them for standing at the lavatory pan.

According to The Telegraph, The WC ghost (a battery-operated voice-alarm manufactured by Patentwert) is triggered when the seat is lifted. It is attached to the seats and delivers stern warnings to those who attempt to stand and urinate.

"Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you don't want any trouble, you'd best sit down," one of the devices orders in a voice impersonating the German leader, Chancellor Gerhard Schroder.

The prototype English-speaking WC ghost says in an American slang: "Don't you go wetting this floor cowboy, you never know who's behind you. So sit down, get your water pistol in the bowl where it belongs. Ha, ha, ha."

So don't lift the seat

ETA:

Posted: 8/19/2004 11:35:57 AM EDT

[#3]

The prototype English-speaking WC ghost says in an American slang: "Don't you go wetting this floor cowboy, you never know who's behind you. So sit down, get your water pistol in the bowl where it belongs. Ha, ha, ha."

Damn that's a riot.

Posted: 8/19/2004 11:36:04 AM EDT

[#4]

What does it say if you piss all over the seat and floor instead?

Posted: 8/19/2004 11:36:15 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
GERMAN MEN BANNED FROM STANDING WHILE URINATING!
London, Aug 18(ANI):

Going to a loo will no longer be the same for men in Germany thanks to a new gadget that scolds them for standing at the lavatory pan.

According to The Telegraph, The WC ghost (a battery-operated voice-alarm manufactured by Patentwert) is triggered when the seat is lifted. It is attached to the seats and delivers stern warnings to those who attempt to stand and urinate.

"Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you don't want any trouble, you'd best sit down," one of the devices orders in a voice impersonating the German leader, Chancellor Gerhard Schroder.

The prototype English-speaking WC ghost says in an American slang: "Don't you go wetting this floor cowboy, you never know who's behind you. So sit down, get your water pistol in the bowl where it belongs. Ha, ha, ha."

So don't lift the seat

I'd piss all over those seats.

Remember when they tried pay toilets and it didn't work out?

They'll figure this one out too.

Posted: 8/19/2004 11:36:56 AM EDT

[#6]

I bet every single on of those devices plus the floor will get intentionally peed on as a protest.

Posted: 8/19/2004 11:37:27 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
What does it say if you piss all over the seat and floor instead?

Posted: 8/19/2004 11:37:48 AM EDT

[#8]

Here's a thought, why not just permanently attach the seat instead?

Posted: 8/19/2004 11:37:58 AM EDT

[#9]

Piss on the 'ghost' til it shorts out.

Posted: 8/19/2004 11:38:10 AM EDT

[#10]

Sit down.

Whip out Mr. Happy.

And piss all over the floor, toilet paper, walls, and ceiling.

Posted: 8/19/2004 11:38:12 AM EDT

[#11]

Piss on the thing and and short it out.

Posted: 8/19/2004 11:38:58 AM EDT

[#12]

If I ever see one of those signs, it's going to be time for an "upper decker".

Posted: 8/19/2004 11:39:18 AM EDT

[#13]

Thing is the German men haven't stood to take a leak in a long time.

Posted: 8/19/2004 11:45:54 AM EDT

[#14]

Hmmmm...I normally hate sky dumpers, but in this situation it would be perfectly legitimate!

Posted: 8/19/2004 11:50:34 AM EDT

[#15]

When governments take your testicles only governments will have them.....

Posted: 8/19/2004 12:01:51 PM EDT

[#16]

This is part of why I have a Leatherman Wave if I'm dressed.

"Achtung! Urin-Stellung nicht wird hier erlaubt. Wird mit Geldstrafen bestraft werden, also, wenn Sie don't irgendeine Mühe wünschen, müssen Sie gut hinsitzen. Achtung! Urin-Stellung nicht wird hier erlaubt. Wird mit Geldstr<snip>"

Posted: 8/19/2004 12:07:55 PM EDT

[#17]

"Whipped"

I guess on the plus side this means we wont be fighting nazi hordes any time soon?

/PHil

Posted: 8/19/2004 12:14:23 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
GERMAN MEN BANNED FROM STANDING WHILE URINATING!
London, Aug 18(ANI):

Going to a loo will no longer be the same for men in Germany thanks to a new gadget that scolds them for standing at the lavatory pan.

According to The Telegraph, The WC ghost (a battery-operated voice-alarm manufactured by Patentwert) is triggered when the seat is lifted. It is attached to the seats and delivers stern warnings to those who attempt to stand and urinate.

"Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you don't want any trouble, you'd best sit down," one of the devices orders in a voice impersonating the German leader, Chancellor Gerhard Schroder.

The prototype English-speaking WC ghost says in an American slang: "Don't you go wetting this floor cowboy, you never know who's behind you. So sit down, get your water pistol in the bowl where it belongs. Ha, ha, ha."

So don't lift the seat

ETA:
www.nickfoote.com/ARFCOM/CalvinGermany.jpg

Posted: 8/19/2004 12:20:17 PM EDT

[#19]

my god the europeans are all frickin pansy ass bitches

Posted: 8/19/2004 12:30:46 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
What does it say if you piss all over the seat and floor instead?

Probably has electric current running through it that is energized when peed upon sending a jolt to the offending member

Posted: 8/19/2004 3:11:06 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Quoted:
What does it say if you piss all over the seat and floor instead?

Probably has electric current running through it that is energized when peed upon sending a jolt to the offending member

ouch

Posted: 8/19/2004 3:37:42 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Piss on the thing and and short it out.

I don't let electricity or pointy objects anywhere near my junk.

- BUCC_Guy

Posted: 8/19/2004 3:40:50 PM EDT

[#23]

So, what's this about men squatting (or sitting) while peeing?

Posted: 8/19/2004 3:47:38 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Quoted:
GERMAN MEN BANNED FROM STANDING WHILE URINATING!
London, Aug 18(ANI):

Going to a loo will no longer be the same for men in Germany thanks to a new gadget that scolds them for standing at the lavatory pan.

According to The Telegraph, The WC ghost (a battery-operated voice-alarm manufactured by Patentwert) is triggered when the seat is lifted. It is attached to the seats and delivers stern warnings to those who attempt to stand and urinate.

"Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you don't want any trouble, you'd best sit down," one of the devices orders in a voice impersonating the German leader, Chancellor Gerhard Schroder.

The prototype English-speaking WC ghost says in an American slang: "Don't you go wetting this floor cowboy, you never know who's behind you. So sit down, get your water pistol in the bowl where it belongs. Ha, ha, ha."

So don't lift the seat

I'd piss all over those seats.

Remember when they tried pay toilets and it didn't work out?

They'll figure this one out too.

Hellyeah I remember those pay-toilets . They used to have them at the port authority on 42nd street. We used to slide under the door. hah!

Posted: 8/19/2004 3:54:38 PM EDT

[#25]

Is this actually for real??? hinking.gif

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