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Posted: 2/16/2013 9:42:48 AM EDT
Don't care if this is a dupe. This needs to be inseminated disseminated as much as possible.

For those who thought only titties and beer were a good mix:



"You haven’t truly lived until you have tasted premium liquor that was first dribbled down the bare chest of an international Playboy model.

Since not everyone is lucky enough to do this on a nightly basis, German liquor company G-Spirits has created limited-edition bottles of whiskey, vodka and rum that all go through one very special step before bottling: Each drop of liquor is poured down the bare breasts of a naked model before it’s packaged for your imbibing pleasure. Seriously.

From the G-Spirit website, which was clearly written up in English via Google Translate (Ed. note: This website is probably not suitable for work, unless you happen to be an employee of The Daily Caller):

“…for us there is nothing more than the erotism [sic] of a beautiful woman. To create the perfect taste we let every single drop of our spirits run over the breasts of a special type of woman, a type we recognize in this liquor. This sensuality awakens the true character of our brands and gives them an identity, a soul, a spirit, a G-Spirit.”

We have some basic hygiene concerns, as well as some questions about how efficiently the alcohol is retrieved from chest region and then placed into a bottle — but hey, we’re not scientists or the police. The spirits range from $150 to $180 per bottle, but the company is unfortunately not able to ship them to the United States." ...


Boob booze
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 9:45:28 AM EDT
Somehow, I believe everything will turn out ok in this world.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 9:46:00 AM EDT
Only good for drinking in mom's basement.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 9:49:02 AM EDT


Lulz.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 9:49:18 AM EDT
FPNI. I mean, for that kind of money, I would like to catch it straight off the tit and then take a large toot of blow off her belly. But, its a start.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 9:50:04 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 9:52:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By burnprocess:
Somehow, I believe everything will turn out ok in this world.


Words of inspiration there!
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 9:53:06 AM EDT
yeah it is a dupe.

and i still cant figure out how the Germans beat the Japanese to this market.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 9:54:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheNamelessOne:
yeah it is a dupe.

and i still cant figure out how the Germans beat the Japanese to this market.

The Japanese filter theirs through used school girls panties.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 9:56:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By packinheavy:

Originally Posted By TheNamelessOne:
yeah it is a dupe.

and i still cant figure out how the Germans beat the Japanese to this market.

The Japanese filter theirs through used school girls panties.


Get both!
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 9:58:28 AM EDT
Originally Posted By packinheavy:

Originally Posted By TheNamelessOne:
yeah it is a dupe.

and i still cant figure out how the Germans beat the Japanese to this market.

The Japanese filter theirs through used school girls panties.


Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:00:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By RightHandTwist:
Don't care if this is a dupe. This needs to be inseminated disseminated as much as possible.

For those who thought only titties and beer were a good mix:

http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Screen-shot-2012-10-01-at-11.05.10-AM-e1349103957283.png

..


Boob booze



Damn, that's all kind of awesome!! Sign me up for some.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:01:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By packinheavy:

Originally Posted By TheNamelessOne:
yeah it is a dupe.

and i still cant figure out how the Germans beat the Japanese to this market.

The Japanese filter theirs through used school girls panties.

Over the hills, through the bushes, and into your mouth.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:03:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By packinheavy:

Originally Posted By TheNamelessOne:
yeah it is a dupe.

and i still cant figure out how the Germans beat the Japanese to this market.

The Japanese filter theirs through used school girls panties.


Wait....

Used school girls? or the used panties of schoolgirls?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:04:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2013 10:05:48 AM EDT by RayGunz2]
Originally Posted By Javak:

Originally Posted By packinheavy:

Originally Posted By TheNamelessOne:
yeah it is a dupe.

and i still cant figure out how the Germans beat the Japanese to this market.

The Japanese filter theirs through used school girls panties.

Over the hills, through the bushes, and into your mouth.


I am glad at least you didn't then go to grandmothers "house" after the hills and bushes.

(and by school girls I am assuming college girls of 18yrs or more)
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:05:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By rooster4bravo:
Originally Posted By packinheavy:

Originally Posted By TheNamelessOne:
yeah it is a dupe.

and i still cant figure out how the Germans beat the Japanese to this market.

The Japanese filter theirs through used school girls panties.


Wait....

Used school girls? or the used panties of schoolgirls?

Just the panties.

The Japanese seem to have a hell of a school girl fetish.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:07:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By rooster4bravo:
Originally Posted By packinheavy:

Originally Posted By TheNamelessOne:
yeah it is a dupe.

and i still cant figure out how the Germans beat the Japanese to this market.

The Japanese filter theirs through used school girls panties.


Wait....

Used school girls? or the used panties of schoolgirls?

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:10:37 AM EDT
Call me gay but I would not pay anymore for that than any other hooch.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:11:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By packinheavy:

Originally Posted By rooster4bravo:
Originally Posted By packinheavy:

Originally Posted By TheNamelessOne:
yeah it is a dupe.

and i still cant figure out how the Germans beat the Japanese to this market.

The Japanese filter theirs through used school girls panties.


Wait....

Used school girls? or the used panties of schoolgirls?

Just the panties.

The Japanese seem to have a hell of a school girl fetish.


Oh, and you don't? What the hell is wrong with you?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:13:40 AM EDT
ancient dupe but whatever, still a good marketing plan
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:14:11 AM EDT
Is the boob-o-filter a current super model who is in her prime or do they use a washed up model from the last century? I'm envisioning something along these lines...

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:16:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Michael:
Is the boob-o-filter a current super model who is in her prime or do they use a washed up model from the last century? I'm envisioning something along these lines...

http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/T/Helen-Thomas-38119-1-402.jpg


You need a ban
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:18:38 AM EDT
In before the cheap chinese knock off.



Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:20:53 AM EDT
But I thought breasts caused diarreha.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:22:16 AM EDT
Originally Posted By jh1990:
Originally Posted By Michael:
Is the boob-o-filter a current super model who is in her prime or do they use a washed up model from the last century? I'm envisioning something along these lines...

http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/T/Helen-Thomas-38119-1-402.jpg


You need a ban


Yes, I'm a buzz kill...
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:22:44 AM EDT
20 years from now, she'll be suing the bottler for giving her boob cancer....
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:34:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2013 10:34:38 AM EDT by KevinCa316]
Am I alone in thinking that's just dumb? I love booze and I love titties but unless I'm pouring that booze on the playmates titties and licking them dry myself, I don't give a fuck
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:36:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By GlockZen:
In before the cheap chinese knock off.

http://www.chinasnippets.com/images/smiling-woman.jpg



Bet she gives a great gummer.

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:40:40 AM EDT
The video on their website is interesting.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:42:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By GlockZen:
In before the cheap chinese knock off.

http://www.chinasnippets.com/images/smiling-woman.jpg



Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:45:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By VelvetJones:
But I thought breasts caused diarreha.


Titties that taste so good, you'll shit.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 1:52:03 PM EDT
Suppose someone managed to get a few bottles of it here in the U.S. what do you think the best source to get rid of them would be? Other than drinking it of course...
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 1:54:51 PM EDT


The only way I would give a rat's ass is if a Playboy model was having it run off of her boobs directly into my mouth.


Link Posted: 2/16/2013 1:55:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By VelvetJones:
But I thought breasts caused diarreha.


Only if the girls come from National Geographic.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 1:56:26 PM EDT
bet they use the same "hot babes" that staff the pay-per call lines.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 1:58:14 PM EDT
I'm okay with that.
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