German Man Gets Penis Tattooed To Win a Mini Cooper

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - German Man Gets Penis Tattooed To Win a Mini Cooper

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:43:11 AM EDT

"The crazy German decided to have the rather painful tattoo after a radio station ran a competition to win a £20,000 Mini Cooper. The brief: whoever pulled the craziest stunt to get the car would win.There were a lot of crazy stunts put forward by listeners, but Andreas won by a short head,’ said one of the competition’s organisers. Radio listeners were then treated to Muller’s cries of agony while the unique piece of branding was created. Muller claims the pain was worth it, saying: ‘Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it’ll be alright.’ It has not been reported whether or not Mr Muller has a girlfriend. Unsurprisingly, Muller’s offer to have the car manufacturer’s name branded on to his penis topped the list of crazy suggestions. "

More of the Story at Note: Link may have some slightly NSFW insets

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:44:52 AM EDT

[#1]

He's hoping he can rub it and it'll turn into a Mercedes.

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:46:02 AM EDT

[#2]

Imagine getting MINI tattooed on your dick and then losing the contest. .

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:47:53 AM EDT

[#3]

Mine has Koenigsegg CCX on it.

In really tiny letters.

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:49:19 AM EDT

[#4]

Mine accelerates from 0-60 in 4.3 seconds.

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:49:49 AM EDT

[#5]

Always thought (your name) tatooed down there could win a few bets ......

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:50:35 AM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:51:03 AM EDT

[#7]

I'd want to win more than a Mini Cooper for that stunt!

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:52:40 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Mine accelerates from 0-60 in 4.3 seconds.

Ahhh, that's the model that can lay 4 miles of pipe two inches at a time. (Original joke heard from a family member of mine

)

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:53:23 AM EDT

[#9]

Meh...for a car? Why not...

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:54:06 AM EDT

[#10]

He won by a "short head"?

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:55:29 AM EDT

[#11]

Posted: 1/31/2011 11:16:40 AM EDT

[#12]

"AIDS?!?!"

"No, ADIDAS!!!"

Posted: 1/31/2011 11:23:34 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Imagine getting MINI tattooed on your dick and then losing the contest. .

Imagine not having enought room.

Posted: 1/31/2011 11:26:56 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
http://assets.starz.com/Starz_com/Horz_Art_685x385/down_periscope_1996_685x385.jpg

I rost

Posted: 1/31/2011 11:28:31 AM EDT

[#15]

who would get "mini" tattooed on their pecker? Thats like walking up to a girl, asking her out and telling her you have no money

Posted: 1/31/2011 11:31:52 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
http://assets.starz.com/Starz_com/Horz_Art_685x385/down_periscope_1996_685x385.jpg

First thing I thought of.

"Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis."

Posted: 1/31/2011 11:34:35 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
who would get "mini" tattooed on their pecker? Thats like walking up to a girl, asking her out and telling her you have no money

Posted: 1/31/2011 11:42:46 AM EDT

[#18]

That was on top gear this weekend. Clarkson said he would have Alfa Romero on his but Capt slow said then it would not work half the time. It was a funny skit.

Posted: 1/31/2011 11:57:49 AM EDT

[#19]

For a Clubman S I'd consider it. I'm already married. What the hell.

Posted: 1/31/2011 12:01:31 PM EDT

[#20]

"If you can read this - you are close enough".

Posted: 1/31/2011 12:02:09 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Mine has Koenigsegg CCX on it.

In really tiny letters.

I got a famous Welsh train station on mine

Rhyl

Posted: 1/31/2011 12:54:29 PM EDT

[#22]

Mine says
CAUTION: When Swallowed DO NOT Induce Vomiting

and the left side says

Oral Sex means Never Having to say You're Sorry

Posted: 1/31/2011 2:10:15 PM EDT

[#23]

I wished I could have won a damn car. I have a marvin the martian rocket on the top of mine.

Posted: 1/31/2011 2:11:16 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Mine has Koenigsegg CCX on it.

In really tiny letters.

I got a famous Welsh train station on mine

Rhyl

Posted: 1/31/2011 2:16:20 PM EDT

[#25]

He going to really feel stupid if the tattoo gets infected.

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