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Posted: 9/14/2010 12:05:30 PM EST
In honor of the sports gal thread and the discourse on asses I present this for your consideration.

Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:06:05 PM EST
Never again.

Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:06:15 PM EST
yes
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:06:33 PM EST
Originally Posted By the_ak_kid:
Never again.



Do tell?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:06:51 PM EST
that is illegal in iran
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:07:03 PM EST
Yes, until my junk either broke off or I died of myocardial infarction.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:07:04 PM EST
tag
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:08:32 PM EST
Oh hell yes!

Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:09:07 PM EST
uuuhhhhhh.... drum door.... uhhhhhhh.... screen..... hurricane.... uhhhhh....
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:09:17 PM EST
Golly!
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:10:12 PM EST
all day.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:10:12 PM EST
That, sir, is an ass. An epic ass that could start wars, put men on Mars, and cure the common cold.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:10:47 PM EST
I would hit that hard for three days straight!

of course, most of arfcom will say that she's too fat.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:12:08 PM EST
Yessir, I would.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:12:13 PM EST
Originally Posted By Lon_Moer:
I would hit that hard for three days straight!

of course, most of arfcom will say that she's too fat.


Fat? You could bounce quarters off that ass!
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:12:26 PM EST
She has knobby knees.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:12:34 PM EST
Have you ever seen a pitbull fight a squirrel?

Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:13:21 PM EST
HELLZ YEAH!
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:16:05 PM EST
I'd let her try her damnedest to break my pelvis
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:16:28 PM EST
I'd slap it until it was as black and blue as a Car Panthers uniform

I'd squeeze it until all the juice was out like an orange

I'd pound like I was tenderizing a piece of meat for Jesus himself on Christmas.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:16:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/14/2010 12:19:04 PM EST by lower7]
Hit and run.

An ass that epic is not something you want to see when it turns 40. 5 bucks says her mom is as wide as a Prius.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:17:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sykkone:
uuuhhhhhh.... drum door.... uhhhhhhh.... screen..... hurricane.... uhhhhh....

What he said!!
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:17:15 PM EST
Something about a mentally disadvantaged kid in the middle of a hurricane somehow playing drums on a screen door.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:17:40 PM EST
Why do I have a craving for tossed salad?? Weird.







Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:19:06 PM EST
Retaded hurricane's screen doors's drum set
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:19:48 PM EST
I think I just did!
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:20:32 PM EST
She has curves in places other women don't have places.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:21:04 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:21:44 PM EST
I want to slap that ass.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:22:19 PM EST
Like the fist of an angry God.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:23:05 PM EST
Based on her ass alone, I would tap. It would be a damn shame though if her tits weren't equally as epic, or she had a butter face.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:27:45 PM EST
Did you see she has a toe next to the little toe that is way long like a circus freak,hell no !


Only kidding ,I'd go after that like a mouse that gets cocaine for running through the maze to get more cocaine.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:28:53 PM EST
Oh yeah.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:31:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/14/2010 12:34:35 PM EST by Coltman77]
Wow. I'd love to see the rest of that chick. She is awesome.

And yes, I would hit it at least three times.

Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:31:45 PM EST
ghetto booty. not fat though.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:31:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/14/2010 12:32:07 PM EST by Power2thePeople]
Just look at those sharp knees...

Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:33:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
like a pitt bull on a toddler


Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:33:28 PM EST
DONT BOTHER ME I FAPPING
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:33:40 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:34:25 PM EST
Originally Posted By MajorStumpDemon:
that is illegal in iran




Maybe so but, fortunately, America ain't Iran.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:35:21 PM EST
I would crawl four miles nekkid on broken glass just to sniff the tire tracks of the laundry truck that takes her panties to the cleaners.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:35:52 PM EST
Oh my
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:36:02 PM EST
like bobby beats whitney.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:37:29 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/14/2010 12:38:08 PM EST by kcolg30]
Poop thread?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:37:57 PM EST
I'd wreck that shit.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:38:11 PM EST
Looks good from here.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:38:41 PM EST
If any guy here says no then he's got the ghey.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:39:56 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:44:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By LightingLink:

Originally Posted By Sykkone:
uuuhhhhhh.... drum door.... uhhhhhhh.... screen..... hurricane.... uhhhhh....

What he said!!

This. Hammer, fist, angry deity. Drum door, hurricane, screen set, retard. Or something to that effect.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:45:10 PM EST
That's a beautiful ass.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 12:46:14 PM EST
while the wife watched....































j/k....I'd ask her to join in.........
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