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Posted: 7/22/2010 12:04:33 PM EST
how much could you get done?

I mean you never get horny, no interest in busting a nut.

you get to spend 100% of your awake time focused on things other than women.

so what could you accomplish?
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:06:55 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/22/2010 12:07:15 PM EST by mark75101]
I'd probably just find something else to obsess about.


I hear crack is fun
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:07:23 PM EST
I don't know but it would free up about 50% of my thoughts.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:07:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By mark75101:
I'd probably just find something else to obsess about.


I here crack is fun


mmm crack, low cut jeans and an onion ass.


see what i mean
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:08:12 PM EST
All civilization is based on trying to impress chicks - Futurama proved this. If I had no sex drive I'd be sitting in a cave wondering if it was worth the bother to invent fire.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:08:29 PM EST
id probabaly spend hours and hours on gun websites and video games when im not at work...

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Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:08:51 PM EST
It would be an excellent time saver during the mornings, and before I go to bed, and when I get home from work,... and sometimes right before dinner...
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:09:15 PM EST
you wouldn't be here for one thing
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:09:44 PM EST
Originally Posted By yumbeef:
id probabaly spend hours and hours on gun websites and video games when im not at work...

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This

Hey, wait a sec...
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:10:11 PM EST
Perpetual motion would be a reality within a week.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:10:18 PM EST
We would have colonized most nearby star systems.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:10:33 PM EST
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Originally Posted By mark75101:
I'd probably just find something else to obsess about.


I here crack is fun


mmm crack, low cut jeans and an onion ass.


see what i mean


Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:11:01 PM EST
Originally Posted By Rob762:
Originally Posted By yumbeef:
id probabaly spend hours and hours on gun websites and video games when im not at work...

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This

Hey, wait a sec...


Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:11:10 PM EST
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
how much could you get done?

I mean you never get horny, no interest in busting a nut.

you get to spend 100% of your awake time focused on things other than women.

so what could you accomplish?


Suicide.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:11:30 PM EST
I believe that I could have ruled the world by now.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:11:43 PM EST
I don't worry about sex... If it happens thats cool. If it doesn't well that was no different than that one day 2 years ago. I survived that day as well.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:12:00 PM EST
Originally Posted By happycynic:
All civilization is based on trying to impress chicks - Futurama proved this. If I had no sex drive I'd be sitting in a cave wondering if it was worth the bother to invent fire.


Yep. I'd probably be sitting on a rock staring at whatever happened to be moving in front of me.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:12:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By Harvster:
We would have colonized most nearby star systems.


Something like that.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:12:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/22/2010 1:20:19 PM EST by HardShell]
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:13:12 PM EST
Originally Posted By LoBrau:
Originally Posted By happycynic:
All civilization is based on trying to impress chicks - Futurama proved this. If I had no sex drive I'd be sitting in a cave wondering if it was worth the bother to invent fire.


Yep. I'd probably be sitting on a rock staring at whatever happened to be moving in front of me.


I'd wonder what a dicfer is
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:13:17 PM EST
there was a Malcolm in the Middle about this.

lois had some bug and was taking some meds and couldnt have sex. well hal fixes everything around the house ant the lawn ends up beautiful.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:13:28 PM EST
I'd be like a neutured dog. Just lie around all day and not give a shit about anything.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:14:00 PM EST
Some people have low sex drives some have high. I like the nanners and it's got me into trouble, but thats the way the world turns.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:14:06 PM EST
I wen to a meeting today. A two hour meeting.

One of the women giving the lecture was totally hot. Well it was kinda cool in the room and her, well you know. I only caught about every fifth word. (Sorry no pics)

So, in answer to your question, I would get a whole lot more done than I do now.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:14:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Originally Posted By mark75101:
I'd probably just find something else to obsess about.


I here crack is fun


mmm crack, low cut jeans and an onion ass.


see what i mean


ONION ASS???? I've heard of an apple bottom, but......
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:14:34 PM EST
The ability to pee standing up would lose all of its allure and magic......

Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:15:11 PM EST
Originally Posted By VBC:
I'd be like a neutured dog. Just lie around all day and not give a shit about anything.


that actually made me chuckled. Doesn't the sex drive give out motivation to do shit? or part of it anyways. The longer I go without poon it seems the more active I get.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:16:17 PM EST
Originally Posted By Hyperformer:
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Originally Posted By mark75101:
I'd probably just find something else to obsess about.


I here crack is fun


mmm crack, low cut jeans and an onion ass.


see what i mean


ONION ASS???? I've heard of an apple bottom, but......


It'll make ya cry
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:16:19 PM EST
Bill Gates.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:16:32 PM EST
I'd get more napping and web surfing in.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:16:35 PM EST
You should rephrase the question to: Ever feel what it's like to be a woman?
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:16:47 PM EST
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Originally Posted By Hyperformer:
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Originally Posted By mark75101:
I'd probably just find something else to obsess about.


I here crack is fun


mmm crack, low cut jeans and an onion ass.


see what i mean


ONION ASS???? I've heard of an apple bottom, but......


It'll make ya cry


Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:17:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By Jinxsters:
Some people have low sex drives some have high. I like the nanners and it's got me into trouble, but thats the way the world turns.



Ba nanners?




Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:17:20 PM EST
Originally Posted By blackfly53:
You should rephrase the question to: Ever feel what it's like to be a woman?


now thats a good one, but I know some women who love dictfer.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:17:27 PM EST
I can't speak for y'all but WE would get a lot more done.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:17:40 PM EST
I guess there would be no incentive to anything, much less more of what I could do.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:17:48 PM EST
I already don't have to worry about sex.

I know for a fact I'm not getting any, so I don't worry about it.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:18:12 PM EST
I would have at least 85,000+ posts.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:18:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By BillofRights:

Originally Posted By Jinxsters:
Some people have low sex drives some have high. I like the nanners and it's got me into trouble, but thats the way the world turns.



Ba nanners?






I see what you did there.

I was meaning poo nanners. I have tons of names for my wifes mashy sections.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:18:21 PM EST
This thread is difficult to masterbate to...
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:19:06 PM EST
There would be a lot of broke single moms.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:19:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By Merrell:
I would have at least 85,000+ posts.

Explains a certain staff member.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:19:18 PM EST
Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
I can't speak for y'all but WE would get a lot more done.


enter the paradox

The more sex you have with us the less we expect of you in other depts.

the less sex you have with us, the cleaner we want the house.

lesson learned.

either way YOU get fucked
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:19:25 PM EST
I haven't had to worry about where my pie was going to come from in a long time, but I can tell you every really stupid F'n thing I've ever done in my life involved a woman.

If it hadn't been for those stupid things, I'd probably be rich and famous by now, but what would be the point?
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:19:50 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/22/2010 12:20:57 PM EST by Guitargod1985]
I'd eat whatever the fuck I wanted and not exercise.

Pussy's probably a good thing. Keeps me in shape.

ETA: Come to think of it, I'm not sure where the motivation to stay in shape is going to come from once I tie the knot some day...
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:20:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By Keith_J:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
I would have at least 85,000+ posts.

Explains a certain staff member.


Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:20:25 PM EST
Allot. If I'm not think about trucks, guns or sex, I'm usually sleeping
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:21:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
how much could you get done?

I mean you never get horny, no interest in busting a nut.

you get to spend 100% of your awake time focused on things other than women.

so what could you accomplish?


You must not be married...
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:22:12 PM EST
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
I can't speak for y'all but WE would get a lot more done.


enter the paradox

The more sex you have with us the less we expect of you in other depts.

the less sex you have with us, the cleaner we want the house.

lesson learned.

either way YOU get fucked


Yup, yup. Something about seeing me do housework always gets him going though.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:23:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
I can't speak for y'all but WE would get a lot more done.

If it wasn't for sex we'd hunt you. With dogs.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 12:29:23 PM EST
There is an episode of seinfeld about this topic...
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