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Posted: 10/1/2004 4:57:51 PM EDT
DAMN!! What the hell is up with these things?

She was in the garage and got some oil on her back from walking underneath the car. I didn't want it cleaning the oil off its back and getting sick or all over the furniture.

So, I decided to give the witch a bath. Flipped out and went crazy!

I have given 100lb plus dogs baths that went smoother than this fiasco. I couldn't finish rinsing the dog shampoo off and now its hiding in the house.

Demon animals!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:01:10 PM EDT
might as well wash them with fire
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:02:06 PM EDT
Cats are suppose to be "self cleaning". Some cats like water and will stand for a bath, with others you'd be better off shooting your self in the head rather then give them a bath. I guess if you went about it slow and easy so as not to scare them you might make a better time of it. Better luck next time.LOL
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:03:57 PM EDT
You gave a cat a bath? you suicidal basterd

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:04:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
You gave a cat a bath? you suicidal basterd

img8.exs.cx/img8/5475/angror_022804.jpg


OH MY GOD, that looks hidious, you sure that's a cat and not an alien.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:09:14 PM EDT
That poor kitty.


Gave the SEC a bath several years ago.


Not fun.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:09:51 PM EDT
look at this weird "lost art"

www.catbathing.com/
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:10:42 PM EDT
1. Put cat in toilet
2. Add detergent
3. Flush
4. Rinse
5.Repeat
6.Stand back
7.Open lid
8.Cat will self dry
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:16:15 PM EDT
Had a couple of cats who needed flea baths. After a while, they got use to baths and figured out that I wasn't trying to drown 'em.

OK Piccolo, tell us the story of bathing the SEC.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:20:10 PM EDT
Our cat is actually pretty good about getting a shower. She meows a little, but doesn't really try and escape or claw you.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:27:13 PM EDT
Some of the most traumatic memories of my life...
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:30:38 PM EDT
mmmm wet Pussy...
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:39:31 PM EDT
When washing your cat be sure to use delicate cycle with a mild detergent.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:04:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:05:58 PM EDT
TJ,

My cat Unit 3 put me in the hospital last time I gave him a bath. He bit my finger to the bone. It got infected, and I was on intravenous antibiotics for 12 days.

Next time pay a professional to do it. It's worth the $25 - $30 not to get torn up.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:15:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stillie:
1. Put cat in toilet
2. Add detergent
3. Flush
4. Rinse
5.Repeat
6.Stand back
7.Open lid
8.Cat will self dry







PS My cat doesn't mind baths....Try filling up the tub, throwing him/her in it (relatively gently, but quickly) and stand back. From my experience, cats HATE running water and the sound of water more than they do the actual element. So be sure to run off the running water before you bring the cat into the bathroom...


DON'T DROWN YOUR KITTY BY THE WAY.....i.e. don't use too much water
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:33:35 PM EDT
Vets the only way to go.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:36:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:47:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TNFrank:
Cats are suppose to be "self cleaning".



Isn't that what they said about the M-16 ?
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:51:50 PM EDT
i feel your pain, imagine giving this one a bath


Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:01:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By -Absolut-:
i feel your pain, imagine giving this one a bath


people.clemson.edu/~andersh/pics/kitties/kittydevil.jpg



Or this one:

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:08:20 PM EDT
<thread hijack>



PWN3D!!

</thread hijack>
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:11:23 PM EDT
What is The Sarges take on all this?

His method probably involves 5 gallons or so of gasoline and a lit match.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:18:30 PM EDT
Kung-Foo Kitty!

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:24:30 PM EDT
Thick leather gloves help alot. And you get to keep all of your didgets.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:28:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:
<thread hijack>

www.apt401.com/llowned

PWN3D!!

</thread hijack>



Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:31:51 PM EDT
I petted the cat named "Flash stripper" that was enough for me.


Guess why is he is named that.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:35:04 PM EDT
There is an easier way I just thought of.

Get a small metal cage.
Place cat inside it.
Get a garden hose with bottle attachment (that mixes water and soap) and put cat shampoo in it.
Hose cat down, while it is in the cage, with soap/water mix.
Rinse in same fashion.
Don welding leathers, face mask, winter parka, etc.
Release cat pointing downrange, just like you would when clearing a gun.


Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:35:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
You gave a cat a bath? you suicidal basterd





Dear God.... a squirrel and that anorexic Olsen twin had a baby!


- BG
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:47:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
You gave a cat a bath? you suicidal basterd

img8.exs.cx/img8/5475/angror_022804.jpg




Dear God.... a squirrel and that anorexic Olsen twin had a baby!


- BG





Although that damn thing is gonna give me worse dreams than any of those damn spider threads.....
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:52:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 7:53:13 PM EDT by KA3B]
I have one cat that hops into the shower with the wife but can't stand to get a bath.

The other one HATES water, but once she is wet she will just sit there yowling.

Tip of the day:

When giving kitty a bath SHUT THE DOOR so kitty can't get out.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:01:26 PM EDT
I also had a cat that would hop into the shower with me. He used to hop into my pants when I was reading on the pot, too. I miss that guy.

BTW - sgtar15 dosn't mind giving cats baths -



of course, he calls it "marinading"
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:30:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
You gave a cat a bath? you suicidal basterd

img8.exs.cx/img8/5475/angror_022804.jpg



I clicked this thread with the full intent of typing "useless without pics"
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:56:48 PM EDT
If I looked as bad as a cat does naked I wouldn't want anyone to see me wet either!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 10:35:20 PM EDT
Actually, the bathing the cat part isn't so bad, you get to learn lots of new swear words from the cat.

The hard part is waiting for the cat to take its revenge at some random point over the next few weeks....
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