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Posted: 3/30/2012 12:36:28 PM EDT
You know who you are....





Link Posted: 3/30/2012 12:37:11 PM EDT
I reject your concept of sin, so I don't care.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 12:38:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/30/2012 12:38:42 PM EDT by Dragracer]
I'll go to confession when the half BILLION dollars is in the bank.

Otherwise I am just giving money to the poor...... Is that a sin to?
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 12:39:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dragracer:
I'll go to confession when the half BILLION dollars is in the bank.

Otherwise I am just throwing away money...... Is that a sin to?

you dont have to win to be gambling...
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 12:39:04 PM EDT
I love sin!
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 12:41:05 PM EDT
Then I enjoy the company of sinners at the low limit craps table...I can't ever recall enjoying church that much


Speed
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 12:42:32 PM EDT
Part of that money goes to the Hope scholarship here in Ga............just giving back......
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 12:42:48 PM EDT
What's the over/under on them still getting into heaven?
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 12:43:43 PM EDT
We all fall short of His glory
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 12:43:48 PM EDT
I'm not a sinner yet, but I will be on my way to work in 20 minutes
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 12:44:49 PM EDT
then I gamble every time I get out of bed, get in the car and get on public streets.....damn my eyes
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 12:56:52 PM EDT
Amazing! I spent 19 years free of sin, and backslid in 30 seconds!

That is, if you don't count all of my speculations in the equities, commodities, credit and derivatives market.

I don't, but some others do. I don't listen to them, though.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 12:58:07 PM EDT
Driving to work every day is gambling some dumbass on their cell phone doesn't slam into me.

Link Posted: 3/30/2012 12:58:45 PM EDT
In IL it goes to the schools.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 1:01:39 PM EDT
Hell yeah!! It's one of my three favorite vices.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 1:03:44 PM EDT
gambling is also a tax on those who suck at math.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 1:04:59 PM EDT
Well I have already masturbated and watched enough porn to make little baby Rick Santorum cry, so I think I am already screwed. At least now I have a few years to enjoy something before the fires comes for me.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 1:05:00 PM EDT
It's called gaming so it's not really a sin anymore.

Link Posted: 3/30/2012 1:05:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By gwitness:
gambling is also a tax on those who suck at math.


Chances of winning........possible reward.......$1 is a good bet right now.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 1:07:35 PM EDT
I don't concern myself with such definitions. By any measure of sin all humans are sinners.

Besides, being a sinner feels good.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 1:08:04 PM EDT
That's ok, we got a lot of churches here in Nevada so you can cleanse yourself of sinning' ways after you come visit.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 1:11:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/30/2012 1:12:11 PM EDT by DrFeelgood]


"Once something has been approved by the Government, it's no longer immoral."
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 1:13:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Deej86:
In IL it goes to the schools.

Yeah, right.

Originally Posted By gearjammer351:
I reject your concept of sin, so I don't care.

It's not his concept of sin that you need to worry about.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 1:13:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By gwitness:
gambling is also a tax on those who suck at math.


I bet your a joy to be around. I bet you don't go to movies, pay for cable, have a modern cell phone. Just a cow walking around in the barn to generate electricity for your electric typewriter you are posting from.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 1:14:11 PM EDT
white jesus bet 20 pieces of silver against your soul

relax
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 1:16:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Deej86:
In IL it goes to the schools.


They say that everywhere, but the schools always seem to be short of money anyway. Perhaps all is not as the goobermint wishes me to percieve it to be.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 1:17:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Clutch1911:
Originally Posted By gwitness:
gambling is also a tax on those who suck at math.


Chances of winning........possible reward.......$1 is a good bet right now.


I am going to drink a $50 bottle of wine tonight to see if my $1 ticket won me $650mil

In the reality of everything, $1 for that kind of money is pretty good. Who cares if I lose, I got to ponder over lunch with what I'd buy. Decent entertainment value right there.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 1:17:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By gwitness:
gambling is also a tax on those who suck at math.



A tax I approve of.

Stupidity should be taxes and thanks to the public school system we have a generous supply.

It is also a tax that evasion should be encouraged.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 1:24:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Clutch1911:
Originally Posted By gwitness:
gambling is also a tax on those who suck at math.


Chances of winning........possible reward.......$1 is a good bet right now.


If $1 is a good bet, wouldn't $2 be a better bet?
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 1:30:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By gwitness:
gambling is also a tax on those who suck at math.


It's cheap entertainment. $10 to spend 3 days wondering what I would do with half a billion dollars is good enough for me. And our math only sucks if you think we expect to win. To the math experts though you sure as hell can't win if you don't play the game, so I don't know who is worse at odds.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 1:35:15 PM EDT
wanna bet?
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 1:37:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BlammO:

Originally Posted By gearjammer351:
I reject your concept of sin, so I don't care.

It's not his concept of sin that you need to worry about.


I reject the concept entirely.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 1:55:45 PM EDT
Yeah, I'm an Atheist so I don't care.

Was raised Roman Catholic though. I couldn't even imagine going to confession now. It would take at least a full 8 hour day.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 2:11:53 PM EDT
I thought the church only considered it wrong if they didn't get 10% of what you win.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 2:13:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AKSig:
Yeah, I'm an Atheist so I don't care.

Was raised Roman Catholic though. I couldn't even imagine going to confession now. It would take at least a full 8 hour day.


I was raised RC also, when the subject of going to confession came up my reply was, "no way in hell I'm getting into a dark closet with a priest". It usually put an end to the conversation.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 2:21:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/30/2012 2:21:36 PM EDT by MotorMouth]
Originally Posted By AKSig:
Yeah, I'm an Atheist so I don't care.

Was raised Roman Catholic though. I couldn't even imagine going to confession now. It would take at least a full 8 hour day.


I was raised RC as well. If I were, for some entirely unlikely reason, ever to return to the fold, I'd go back to the RCC. There were always casino games at the fish fries.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 2:26:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MotorMouth:
Originally Posted By AKSig:
Yeah, I'm an Atheist so I don't care.

Was raised Roman Catholic though. I couldn't even imagine going to confession now. It would take at least a full 8 hour day.


I was raised RC as well. If I were, for some entirely unlikely reason, ever to return to the fold, I'd go back to the RCC. There were always casino games at the fish fries.


Most casino games are found in casinos. You know what else you find in casinos? Whores. Whores, like the Whore of Babylon.

If you take the word Babylon and break out the letters, they add up to the number 71.
If you take the word Roman and break out the letters, they add up to the number 61.

'Those aren't the same numbers!', I hear you cry. That's because you forgot the most essential element. The Beast shall have 10 horns! Now, what's 10 + 61? 71!!!!

And thus, by hosting games at fish fries, the RCC proves that it is the Antichrist.
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