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Posted: 7/21/2008 1:37:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/21/2008 2:13:56 PM EDT by Dv8xbox]
Girl bathroom!

I walk in and its like there was a pink and purple explosion! We have been discussing the move in and even started painting the apartment. I am still in school or else we would be looking for a house. We are trying to do it right and not leave out of our mean. That mean no huge house to rent, no pool or expensive apartments just my little meager dwelling.

But seriously, this bathroom looks like I live in some purple and pink fairy land!

( and it doesnt help that the counter tops are pink with some wierd gold flake.. )
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:38:19 PM EDT
You must initiate corrective action immediately
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:39:13 PM EDT
Eject!
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:39:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/21/2008 1:39:59 PM EDT by Dv8xbox]

Originally Posted By Royicus:
You must initiate corrective action immediately


well I still have a room to call me own while I poop, Thank god for 2 bathrooms but wow!
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:39:45 PM EDT
This is only the beginning...
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:39:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dv8xbox:
Girl bathroom!

I walk in and its like there was a pink and purple explosion! We have been discussing the move in and even started painting the apartment. I am still in school or else we would be looking for a house. We are trying to do it right and not leave out of our mean. That mean no huge house to rent, no pool or expensive apartments just my little meager dwelling.

But seriously, this bathroom looks like I live in some purple and pink fairy land!

( and it doesnt help that the counter tops are pink with some wierd gold flake.. )



manhood -->
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:39:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Royicus:
You must initiate corrective action immediately


Yeah, God forbid she should have any say in her own living environment.

It's a bathroom.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:39:54 PM EDT
Squat when you pee, get used to it.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:40:16 PM EDT
She didn't put a pink fuzzy cover on the toilet did she?

You must protect the 'throne'.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:40:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/21/2008 1:42:44 PM EDT by DV8]
Slam your nuts between the toilet seat and the porcelain bowl rim. You will get more accomplished doing that than you will convincing your g/f to change the bathroom back.


ETA: Before to long, all you will have left is a closet for all of your guns, hunting clothes and ammo, although she may let you have the garage (as long as you continue to pay rent and utilities).
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:41:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:41:28 PM EDT
I'm sure your bathroom was much nicer when it looked like the bathroom at the Sunoco.

Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:41:33 PM EDT
Be sure to put the toliet seat down after you piss.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:41:55 PM EDT
Its only a bathroom.


If she makes a good sammich and puts out, why give a shit about the damn bathroom.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:41:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By capnrob97:
She didn't put a pink fuzzy cover on the toilet did she?

You must protect the 'throne'.


worse, light pink and purple! I will get a picture up in a moment!
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:42:44 PM EDT
Girl I'm seeing stays here a few nights a week. Now theres candles randomly placed throughout the apartment, clueless DVD by the TV, tampons under the sink, a pile of her laundry by the closet and filled the bathroom with mini mirrors, makeup, hair product, etc, etc.

On the plus side, she buys groceries from time to time since she doesn't like the healthy stuff I buy, but I have no problems eating what she buys
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:42:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By Dv8xbox:
We are trying to do it right


Psssst--"doing it right" means getting married rather than playing house.


were engaged currently with a date of aug, 09. We want to finish school first
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:42:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
I'm sure your bathroom was much nicer when it looked like the bathroom at the Sunoco.





C'mon, at least she cleaned it.

Oh, and +1 on what TBK1 said.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:43:20 PM EDT
What ever you do.....Leave gun porn on the floor next to the stool, and wheneve possible leave the seat up...
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:43:54 PM EDT
Should have explained ahead of time that the bathroom is off limits for froo-frooing.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:43:59 PM EDT
She's secured a beachhead.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:44:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/21/2008 1:44:45 PM EDT by Leisure_Shoot]
If there are 2 bathrooms, make one your own and leave the main one for her.
You will be much happier this way.

The decoration of a bathroom is such a small issue, let her win and be happy.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:44:27 PM EDT
That color scheme hides dried blood flecks.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:44:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By Dv8xbox:
We are trying to do it right


Psssst--"doing it right" means getting married rather than playing house.


In this day and age it is emotional and financial suicide for a man to marry a woman without living with her first. States are leaning more and more towards the man supporting the woman after end of a marriage. The minute she decides she wants someone else and fucks another guy he loses his heart and half his shit.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:45:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By capnrob97:
She didn't put a pink fuzzy cover on the toilet did she?

You must protect the 'throne'.


I had to give the girl I'm seeing a strict NO to the toilet covers. She has one at her apartment and it prevents the lid from standing up and back all the way so occasionally it will randomly fall down if left up.

I found this out after it fell down while I was taking a piss. That was messy...
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:45:24 PM EDT
Dude, if you want the pootie on any kind of regular basis in life, get used to chick bathrooms. If it the bathroom decor means that much to you, you're probably a closet homosexual anyway. I doubt you are, what you are feeling is simply initial shock. The only thing needed to make a "man's bathroom" is a drawer with some mail grooming supplies and a cheaper than dirt catalog or the like.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:45:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/21/2008 2:01:15 PM EDT by Parana1]
I would be happy living in a cave, so it is up to my wife for the decorating. I don't mind her "everything MUST match" issue, but she is pretty reasonable about neutral color schemes.

It sounds like the gf still has some immature little girl mentality with the pink and purple issues you describe. Don't eject just yet but keep an eye on her. She might grow out of it.

How old is she anyway?



edit: ooooh, I don't post very much so this is the first time I've been the first on a page.

Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:46:43 PM EDT
My wife just repainted our hall bathroom. She prettied it up and put cute fish things up on the wall and fish soapholders and coral tothbrush holders, and a big tropical shower curtain.

I can still drop a room-evacuating deuce there and wash dirt and grease off my hands. It's still a functioning bathroom, and that's what matters to me.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:47:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By Dv8xbox:
We are trying to do it right


Psssst--"doing it right" means getting married rather than playing house.


I dunno about that. The phrase "equitable distribution of marital assets" troubles my dreams.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:47:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Q3131A:
Eject!


Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:47:24 PM EDT
Do the other bathroom in camouflage
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:48:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lefthandpath:
Girl I'm seeing stays here a few nights a week. Now theres candles randomly placed throughout the apartment, clueless DVD by the TV, tampons under the sink, a pile of her laundry by the closet and filled the bathroom with mini mirrors, makeup, hair product, etc, etc.

On the plus side, she buys groceries from time to time since she doesn't like the healthy stuff I buy, but I have no problems eating what she buys


That's called Pre-Positioning, kinda like we'd do an ammo/BOB cache somewheres.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:48:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By Dv8xbox:
We are trying to do it right


Psssst--"doing it right" means getting married rather than playing house.


And out pops the morals patrol
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:48:25 PM EDT
Put your left arm on the counter, against the left wall. Ensure your finger tips are touching the back wall. Without lifting your arm, move your left arm from the left side to the right side. That should be a good place to start. After accomplishing this task you should be sufficiently inspired to accomplish the rest on your own.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:48:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:50:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SkullFarmer:

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By Dv8xbox:
We are trying to do it right


Psssst--"doing it right" means getting married rather than playing house.


I dunno about that. The phrase "equitable distribution of marital assets" troubles my dreams.


If that gives you cold sweats at night, then you should remain celebate.

Because the phrase "ensure adequate support for all children" is probably more expensive in the long run.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:50:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dv8xbox:

Originally Posted By Royicus:
You must initiate corrective action immediately


well I still have a room to call me own while I poop, Thank god for 2 bathrooms but wow!


I don't even have to guess... she did this one to the larger/better furnished bathroom.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:51:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:53:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tweeter:

Originally Posted By Dv8xbox:

Originally Posted By Royicus:
You must initiate corrective action immediately


well I still have a room to call me own while I poop, Thank god for 2 bathrooms but wow!


I don't even have to guess... she did this one to the larger/better furnished bathroom.


Yes and no, she did it all on a very small budget and before it was a place to shave and shit. I like the shower in the back bathroom so i never was in the front bathroom anyways other then the mentioned times.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:53:42 PM EDT
Burn the domicile to the ground. Immediately.
Maybe on the next one she wont try it again.

Kharn
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:54:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/21/2008 1:54:24 PM EDT by rebel13]

Letting her FooFoo the guest bath isn't so bad. Just wait until she puts Ralph Lauren fuschia flower sheets on the altar of love.


Speaking from personal experience Tango7?

Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:54:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GarandM1:

Originally Posted By SkullFarmer:

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By Dv8xbox:
We are trying to do it right


Psssst--"doing it right" means getting married rather than playing house.


I dunno about that. The phrase "equitable distribution of marital assets" troubles my dreams.


If that gives you cold sweats at night, then you should remain celebate.

Because the phrase "ensure adequate support for all children" is probably more expensive in the long run.




or



Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:55:38 PM EDT
Thats great. Enjoy her.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:56:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Spongehead:

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By Dv8xbox:
We are trying to do it right


Psssst--"doing it right" means getting married rather than playing house.


And out pops the morals patrol

Heathen!! Enjoy your brimstone sandwiches in hell during lunch while you BURN!!!!
TBK1 is correct. It is the ONLY way.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:57:14 PM EDT
in my bathroom, the naked chicks on the wall turned themselves into frogs overnight.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:57:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Currahee:
media.kansan.com/img/photos/2007/09/21/BIRTH_CONTROL_PILLs_Cut_out.jpg
or
media.philly.com/images/condom.jpg
Never trust #1, too many girls have 'forgotten' to take them, aka dropped them in the toilet.

Kharn
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:58:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/21/2008 2:00:50 PM EDT by Dv8xbox]




Note, the hannah montana soap...
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:59:01 PM EDT
Bathroom ain't no big thing....

Just beware these words from her, and trust me on this one...


"Honey, let's go towel and linen shopping"


Oh the Horror, the Horror
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:59:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Kharn:

Originally Posted By Currahee:
media.kansan.com/img/photos/2007/09/21/BIRTH_CONTROL_PILLs_Cut_out.jpg
or
media.philly.com/images/condom.jpg
Never trust #1, too many girls have 'forgotten' to take them, aka dropped them in the toilet.

Kharn


Yep. And some -- like my sister-in-law -- are immune to their effects (or so she says).

Just ask her former husband how much monthly child support for three kids costs.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:59:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Kharn:

Originally Posted By Currahee:
media.kansan.com/img/photos/2007/09/21/BIRTH_CONTROL_PILLs_Cut_out.jpg
or
media.philly.com/images/condom.jpg
Never trust #1, too many girls have 'forgotten' to take them, aka dropped them in the toilet.

Kharn


Well there is always the iud, lets see her flush that down the tiolet
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 2:00:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
In this day and age it is emotional and financial suicide for a man to marry a woman without living with her first. States are leaning more and more towards the man supporting the woman after end of a marriage. The minute she decides she wants someone else and fucks another guy he loses his heart and half his shit.

If you enter into a relationship with that ideology in mind, you're basically setting yourself up for failure, and that outcome is what will end up happening.
Marriage isn't just about money and physical things.
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