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Posted: 10/6/2001 8:09:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/8/2001 6:43:37 PM EDT by TREETOP]
She tried to sneak in some asparagus with my steak and potatoes. I brought something green of my own. [img]wsphotofews.excite.com/036/D1/nw/Vo/KR46749.jpg[/img] Asparagus=Yuck.[:X*] My Kel-Tec P11 has been refinished in OD green by Derek at [b]AZEX[/b]. It's now the coolest frikkin P11 there is. [url]www.azexarms.com[/url][:D] Thanks again, Derek!!!!
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 8:20:43 PM EDT
you got some schmilkas on that fork.
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 8:34:50 PM EDT
Asparagus is the king of veggies. I love it. To each his own........
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 8:37:22 PM EDT
That's the whitest looking beer I've ever seen.
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 8:53:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sukebe: That's the whitest looking beer I've ever seen.
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That's Milk. I had 4 glasses of it and now I'm about to burst.
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 8:56:19 PM EDT
Potatos look kinda good, so does that chunk of meat. But leave the shrubbage to the rabbits! That Asparagus stuff especially drives me nuts.
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 8:58:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/6/2001 8:54:47 PM EDT by Ulysse_Nardin_1846]
I also love asparagus but it makes piss smell funny.
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:00:28 PM EDT
Asparagus is one step above Broccoli, and 2 steps above Brussels Sprouts. Spinach and lettuce are the only good greens, IMHO.
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:02:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:32:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RamblinWreck: Asparagus is the king of veggies. I love it. To each his own........
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Hey, yeah, what else gives your urine that nice sorta skunky smell?
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:37:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/6/2001 9:32:40 PM EDT by LotBoy]
You going to eat the gun Treetop?[img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/nosh.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:48:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By prk:
Originally Posted By RamblinWreck: Asparagus is the king of veggies. I love it. To each his own........
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Hey, yeah, what else gives your urine that nice sorta skunky smell?
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Black mushrooms.
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:51:32 PM EDT
Where's the steak???? Looks like you have some taters and greens on a plate with a stunted hamburger..........
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 10:06:05 PM EDT
Did you kill that meat with the Kel tec or is it so rare that you might have to kill it again (the best way to eat meat). As for that green stuff feed it to a cow, then eat it. Vegtables make meat, meat makes men.
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 11:38:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 11:53:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DVDTracker: You need a phat pile of steamed brussel sprouts! Yum!
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[:X*][puke]
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 11:56:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DVDTracker: You need a phat pile of steamed brussel sprouts! Yum!
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Brussel sproats are GOD's natural source of ball ammo.
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 12:05:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 12:06:16 AM EDT
asparagus isn't that bad. I can tolerate just about any vegetable as long as I don't think about it while I'm eating it. Would anyone care to explain why certain foods affect the characteristics of your excretions? I'm not particularly familiar with that, it'd be helpful if I know (a table would be good) what does what to your (list of bodily fluids).
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 12:08:47 AM EDT
God,I hate the P11 more than Brussel sprouts and I frickin' HATE brussel sprouts!
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 7:38:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/7/2001 7:33:23 PM EDT by sluggolbc]
my ex GF always knew when i was eating asparagus,if you know what i mean!
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 7:49:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TREETOP:
Originally Posted By Sukebe: That's the whitest looking beer I've ever seen.
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That's Milk. I had 4 glasses of it and now I'm about to burst.
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Milk!?!. I will quote Arnold Schwarzeneger(in an austrian accent) " Milk is for babies, when you grow up you drink beer"
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 9:46:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sluggolbc: my ex GF always knew when i was eating asparagus,if you know what i mean!
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It's been said that Pineapple juice has the opposite effect. [;)]
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 9:54:29 AM EDT
That Smell-Tec looks great in OD. I was suprised how well all the parts parked before coating. D.
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 10:12:14 AM EDT
Now all you need is its genetic opposite for a sweeet looking pair!! [img]http://www.kel-tec.com/prod011.jpg[/img] Nuckles. [samsh]
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 12:54:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/8/2001 12:48:57 PM EDT by Renamed]
Hey, I LIKE brussel sprouts! And asparagus, and broccoli, and cabbage, and lima beans... Mmmm, yummy! [:D] Of course, I like steak and potatoes, too.
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 1:41:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TREETOP: [img]wsphotofews.excite.com/036/D1/nw/Vo/KR46749.jpg[/img]
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You can't fool us, that's fresh goat meat, served with fresh goat milk! You one of those "Afghan sleepers"?
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 2:17:04 PM EDT
Next time throw a little oil and seasoning on the raw asparagus and then slap it on the grill next to the steak. Grilled asparagus kicks ass! [i]"How would you like your steak done?" "Honey, just knock its horns off and wipe its ass."[/i]
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 2:28:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sukebe: That's the whitest looking beer I've ever seen.
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Yea, what IS that stuff?
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 6:47:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/8/2001 6:42:41 PM EDT by TREETOP]
YECH! She tried it again tonight. We had teriyaki chicken breasts, and she tried to sneak some little trees in with my rice. [img]wsphotofews.excite.com/037/BW/Uo/ue/lU29258.jpg[/img] She told me lots of guys would love to have a hot meal cooked for them when they get home from work. I ate [b]all[/b] the trees. brocolli=yuck.
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