Ive got it!!!!!!!!! and no it is NOT a misprint. I said IQ Card... NOT an ID card. I am just so sick and tired of all the nonsensical morons walking the streets. MOST OF THEM SOMEHOW BECOME CUSTOMERS OF MINE SO ...
I came up with a great idea that should END ALL ARGUMENTS. Ready for this??
Have a NATIONAL IQ Test set up that is the same for EVERY state. Then after you are scored you get a card with a number. Lets say between 1-12. the lower the number, the dumber you are.
So here it goes. You are in an argument with someone and neither side is budging off their soap box. OK thats it, time to end the fight. You whip out your card and he whips out his card. "Oh you are a 6? I am an 8 so SHUT THE F*CK UP!"
Better yet how is this for a scenario. You get into an accident, they pull out their card and you pull out yours. "Here I am a 9 and you are a 4. thats settled, your fault!"
Simple solution to everyday problems. For coming up with the idea, I am an AUTOMATIC 12!