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Posted: 10/4/2002 9:28:27 PM EDT
I came home tonight and THIS was in my kitchen. [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0LwAHALkOBEQhDi9JRQE8C7JN!Dk2Br28ZnhdtmDNne72­EKN4!FCcIOHRP0bTiMiQUm8ty*bF7wk/001ar10.JPG[/img] They were EVERYWHERE. They are clearly up to somthing and I'm horribly outnumbered. I ran as fast as I could and locked myself in the bathroom with my laptop computer. But I can hear them out there planning something. What do I do?
Link Posted: 10/4/2002 9:33:19 PM EDT
They might want reparations for the crap the ignorant press has said over the years, offer them a bribes of high quality ammunition and high capacity mags, they like those...
Link Posted: 10/4/2002 9:34:35 PM EDT
Okay, the most important thing is to remain calm. First, find a packing box large enough to accomodate all of them. Next, try to lure them one at a time into the box (you might try to coax them in with the promise of a new free-float barrel.) Once you get them all into the box, ship them to me and I promise to make sure that they never escape. [:D]
Link Posted: 10/4/2002 9:35:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/4/2002 9:36:28 PM EDT
I think they're gonna ask you to buy them flash suppressors, they're half naked [:)]
Link Posted: 10/5/2002 2:06:48 PM EDT
After a long arduous night I finally tricked them all into boxes and the delivery man has promised to take them away on Monday. [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0LwAAALoOLESYyXx1*uybz0xDhLZ7TpYt0vIDKxEa8yAS­zzHaCzo1PYCTH9ZCeVNNzOuZXyR0Txo/001ar20.JPG[/img] I feel so much safer now that they are boxed up. If only I had trigger locks. [:D]
Link Posted: 10/5/2002 2:12:15 PM EDT
LOL [:D][uzi] Nice Rifles!
Link Posted: 10/5/2002 2:29:55 PM EDT
Where are they going?
Link Posted: 10/5/2002 2:34:20 PM EDT
Time to add a flat top floated barrel to that stable of Colts!
Link Posted: 10/5/2002 2:36:06 PM EDT
OK, who dares me to sling one on my back and run down the street screaming "AHHHH HELP! It's got me, it's got me." [:D]
Link Posted: 10/5/2002 2:39:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SteyrAUG: OK, who dares me to sling one on my back and run down the street screaming "AHHHH HELP! It's got me, it's got me." [:D]
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hehe LMAO!! thats funny man. i say... go for it! [:)]
Link Posted: 10/5/2002 2:41:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/5/2002 2:52:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SteyrAUG: OK, who dares me to sling one on my back and run down the street screaming "AHHHH HELP! It's got me, it's got me." [:D]
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If he does it, I volunteer to count the bullet holes and report back to AR15.com. Hey, wait, all of those rifles are black! I'm sure that's racist somehow! Better get some wood-stocked rifles in there fast, or there could be a serious diversity problem. [):)]
Link Posted: 10/5/2002 2:56:31 PM EDT
cool pic Steyr, i'm gonna get mine out of the safe and fondle them!!!!! colt
Link Posted: 10/5/2002 4:17:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mace: Hey, wait, all of those rifles are black! I'm sure that's racist somehow! Better get some wood-stocked rifles in there fast, or there could be a serious diversity problem. [):)]
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Nah, some are green. We'd never discriminate. Where in Fla are you? We are gonna tear up a range tommarow, if you are in S. Fla you can show up and try some cool toys.
Link Posted: 10/5/2002 4:29:36 PM EDT
Don't worry SteyrAUG I just called the police. They'll be over shortly to help you out. Just try to stay calm. Don't panic. I know it will be hard to will all of those evil rifles out there, but I know you can do it. Just think of the children.
Link Posted: 10/5/2002 4:33:56 PM EDT
GOD BLESS YOU citizen.
Link Posted: 10/5/2002 4:54:01 PM EDT
you'll be ok buddy, just put a low cap mag in them. p.s. DAMNIT!! i wanna post pics of my kids too. i haven't been able to do that.
Link Posted: 10/5/2002 5:03:13 PM EDT
Steyr, get ahold of yourself man! Those are neutered AR's!! They cant hurt you. They have no bayonet lug, no evil flash hider and a non-collapsible stock! It's OK! Dont let those neutered one's punk you.
Link Posted: 10/5/2002 5:07:43 PM EDT
Just send them over, I will take care of them.
Link Posted: 10/5/2002 5:42:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Boom_Stick: Steyr, get ahold of yourself man! Those are neutered AR's!! They cant hurt you. They have no bayonet lug, no evil flash hider and a non-collapsible stock! It's OK! Dont let those neutered one's punk you.
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I dunno man, they was acting all Billy Bad Ass last night. Sometimes when you snip the nuts off you only piss them off. Thank god they ship out soon.
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