I would, but all the Joe's are terrible shots and the pilots are amazingly quick with the eject handle. Everyone who got shot would catch the laser beam in the deltoid and every pilot ejected 1.5503 seconds before the plane blew up.
I don't know, something tells me these spec ops guys weren't all that. And what's up with Cobra Commander, that lisp would get his ass kicked around any metropolitan area these days. And Destro? Come on buddy, why weren't you hittin' the Baroness like every episode. That gal was BEGGIN' for it!!!
I'd hit it.
And Shipwreck was gay. He starred in way too many episodes...I kept waiting for Snake Eyes to rough him then toss him over to Roadblock whoed then give him a real beatin USMC bruisin'...afterwhich Snake Eyes would go off and tear a piece off from Scarlet. Now I'd definately hit THAT.
Forgive me, I digressed...But was it me, or did EVERYONE aim their shots 20 feet too high?
Answer me this, and I shall click your link.