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Posted: 8/3/2009 4:24:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/3/2009 4:26:05 PM EST by rizzo1318]
As I venture out of the Outdoors and Arizona Hometown Forums, and into the wasteland that is GD, I hope I am not posting a dupe - couldn't find anything about it in 'Search' . . . .

Oh yeah, and Fuck You Liberals! Move to Afghanistan, where thay are dying to hear your sob-story . . . .

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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2307064/posts

G.I. Joe Director: This is Not a George Bush Movie
Federal Review ^ | 08/03/09
Posted on Monday, August 03, 2009 7:20:57 AM by Behind Liberal Lines

LOS ANGELES––The director of the new movie "G.I. Joe: the Rise of Cobra" thinks President Obama is "a Real American hero," but apparently wants Republicans to stay home.....

When it comes to selling "G.I. Joe" outside the U.S., the message is "this is not a George Bush movie –– it's an Obama world," director Stephen Sommers said. "Right from the writing stage we said to ourselves, this can't be about beefy guys on steroids who all met each other in the Vietnam War, but an elite organization that's made up of the best of the best from around the world."

Sommers, the director of such genre films as "the Mummy Returns" and "Van Helsing," is hoping that the film will appeal to international markets, where action films "often earn 60% or more of their ticket sales [but] rah-rah American sentiment doesn't play well,"....

As a result, overseas advertising is playing up scenes from other countries and downplaying anything that could be seen as American patriotism.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:26:10 PM EST
Will be watching it via rapidshare.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:26:12 PM EST
Well that's sure fucked...
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:26:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By Spyder7:
Will be watching it via rapidshare.

Something like this.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:27:58 PM EST
I thought GI-Joe was an AMERICAN Hero.



Fuck the director of this movie, i'm not going to pay money to see it.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:29:13 PM EST
Wow, someone should remind the director what GI Joe was all about. What a liberal tool.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:31:03 PM EST
Doesn't someone, somewhere own the rights to GI Joe?

Fucking with GI Joe should be illegal.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:31:32 PM EST
I agree this is liberal horseshit but the reality is probably that the movie wouldn't have been made if they couldn't count on the foreign revenue.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:32:05 PM EST
I think that we all really to spread this around. Send it to everyone that you know. Fuck this shit - we need to take a stand.

Thanks for crapping on my childhood hero, you liberal pantywaists.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:32:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By TPK0999:
Wow, someone should remind the director what GI Joe was all about. What a liberal tool.



The origional hero GI Joe represented was a Marine who won the CMH on Guadacanal using M1917s to stop the Japanese from over running his men.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:32:41 PM EST
Well.....i guess i shouldn't be eager to see the red dawn remake.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:33:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/3/2009 4:36:02 PM EST by FMJshooter]
The cast is pure shit anyway and it's fairly obvious it's going to be another CGI fuck fest.


Marlan Wayans as Ripcord?
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:33:19 PM EST
Sounds like GI "Ho" to me.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:34:01 PM EST
No money from me
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:34:18 PM EST
Originally Posted By FMJshooter:
The cast is pure shit anyway and it's fairly obvious it's going to be another CGI fuck fest.


This, the trailers look terrible.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:34:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/3/2009 4:35:17 PM EST by 64FXR]
WTF. The previews didn't look that great, but I WAS going to check it out anyway. Did I capitalize "was" big enough?

Somebody help me out. I wouldn't want anyone to miss it.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:34:35 PM EST
Originally Posted By rizzo1318:
I think that we all really to spread this around. Send it to everyone that you know. Fuck this shit - we need to take a stand.

Thanks for crapping on my childhood hero, you liberal pantywaists.


The movie looks stupid anyway. too much sci fi, not much that looks like an American soldier or marine.

Well, at least there is still Team America.

Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:35:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By GumbyTM:
I agree this is liberal horseshit but the reality is probably that the movie wouldn't have been made if they couldn't count on the foreign revenue.


Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:36:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By hondaciv:
Doesn't someone, somewhere own the rights to GI Joe?

Fucking with GI Joe should be illegal.


This.....

Hollywood, STOP raping my childhood. Also STOP revising classics to make them a better fit for the world of political correctness..

Fuckheads will see no money from me.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:36:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By FMJshooter:
The cast is pure shit anyway and it's fairly obvious it's going to be another CGI fuck fest.


Marlon Wayans in an action movie. Nuff said.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:37:12 PM EST
The previews make it look like ass, wasn't going to see it anyway. What a fucking shame, GI Joe was my favorite toy, along with micro machines
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:38:04 PM EST
Fuck the director with a cobra fang.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:38:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1776-1865_RIP:
No money from me


Same here, but it's been that way for me since '06. (Clerks II) Keep it up, hollywood!

When the director comes out and says "this is an obama world," that's when any AR15.com member with a shread of common sense should turn their back on this garbage.

Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:38:12 PM EST
I'll probably download it. I don't generally go to see movies in the theaters unless its something big, like watchmen, or terminator.. or star wars (RIP).

Y'know what would be cool though? A robocop remake.

Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:45:05 PM EST
From this.....





FUCKING AWESOME!

To this...





WHAT THE FUCK GAY SHIT IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!

Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:48:32 PM EST
torrents will work well for them
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:49:34 PM EST
It's funny they have a little white kid that looks like a vegan playing the black Ranger GI Joe and Marlan Wayans playing the white Paratrooper GI Joe. Complete libtard suck fest.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:51:46 PM EST
I might see it, but I sure as shit won't be paying for it.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:51:49 PM EST
Originally Posted By 1776-1865_RIP:
No money from me


this.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:51:53 PM EST
What's up with these super nerd movie geniuses?

No original shit, just remakes.

Wouldn't surprise me if they start remaking remakes.

What a bunch of BS.

I hate those fuckers.

Won't get a dime from me, or my family.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:52:03 PM EST
Originally Posted By 1776-1865_RIP:
No money from me


same
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:52:39 PM EST
Bit-Torrent it is then.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 4:54:24 PM EST


White. Thats real tactical right there. And look at that tactical belt buckle and those tactical high heels.

What the FUCK?
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 5:00:11 PM EST
I think I'm going to stay home and watch "Nick Penis and the Brass Ball Battalion" liberate a concentration camp and fuck all the She-Nazi guards while they're at it.

America. FUCK YEAH!
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 5:02:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By Spyder7:
Will be watching it via rapidshare.

LOL
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 5:02:34 PM EST
Rusted Ace is gonna go Stormshadow on that fucking director
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 5:04:08 PM EST




Looks like a very bad video game to me.

GI Joe, GI Joe, fighting man from head to toe, on the land on the sea in the air

AB
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 5:05:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By lysm:


White. Thats real tactical right there. And look at that tactical belt buckle and those tactical high heels.

What the FUCK?


well those 2 aspects are at least true to the original characters...Storm Shadow wore white and the Baroness had heels
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 5:06:21 PM EST
I was already going to be rooting for Cobra, but fuck that shit entirely. I'll catch it in the used and abused dvd bin at blockbuster if I'm desperate for something to watch.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 5:08:51 PM EST
Thanks for the heads up Rizzo, I definitely wont be watching it now! At least I wont be paying money for it anyway!
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 5:08:59 PM EST
Good. One more reason to hold onto my own money (at least while it still mine)!
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 5:09:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By mcantu:
Originally Posted By lysm:


White. Thats real tactical right there. And look at that tactical belt buckle and those tactical high heels.

What the FUCK?


well those 2 aspects are at least true to the original characters...Storm Shadow wore white and the Baroness had heels


Yes but Storm Shadow never looked like a walking sperm cell and the Baroness didn't look like a reject from a Madonna Concert.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 5:11:11 PM EST
Originally Posted By rizzo1318:
As I venture out of the Outdoors and Arizona Hometown Forums, and into the wasteland that is GD, I hope I am not posting a dupe - couldn't find anything about it in 'Search' . . . .

Oh yeah, and Fuck You Liberals! Move to Afghanistan, where thay are dying to hear your sob-story . . . .

––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––­––––––––––––––––––––

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2307064/posts

G.I. Joe Director: This is Not a George Bush Movie
Federal Review ^ | 08/03/09
Posted on Monday, August 03, 2009 7:20:57 AM by Behind Liberal Lines

LOS ANGELES––The director of the new movie "G.I. Joe: the Rise of Cobra" thinks President Obama is "a Real American hero," but apparently wants Republicans to stay home.....

When it comes to selling "G.I. Joe" outside the U.S., the message is "this is not a George Bush movie –– it's an Obama world," director Stephen Sommers said. "Right from the writing stage we said to ourselves, this can't be about beefy guys on steroids who all met each other in the Vietnam War, but an elite organization that's made up of the best of the best from around the world."

Sommers, the director of such genre films as "the Mummy Returns" and "Van Helsing," is hoping that the film will appeal to international markets, where action films "often earn 60% or more of their ticket sales [but] rah-rah American sentiment doesn't play well,"....

As a result, overseas advertising is playing up scenes from other countries and downplaying anything that could be seen as American patriotism.


Last I checked, neither were president when the original series ran on TV everyday. What the fuck gives this moron the right to try and introduce politics into a remake of a cartoon from the 80s?

I had a thread about a week or so ago about how disappointed I was in the trailers and that the movie reeked of the typical Hollywood bullshit where the plot is secondary to shit blowing up and the acting is horrible. The costumes are laughable and the only reason this will make ANY money is because it says GI Joe. This is going to be just as pathetic as the Transformers movies whereas this would have had an even greater potential for a movie 'series' given the unlimited things you could have GI Joe/COBRA doing as well as the 100s of characters that would have been available to introduce.

Fucking goddamn garbage.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 5:12:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By UncivilEngineer:
The previews make it look like ass, wasn't going to see it anyway. What a fucking shame, GI Joe was my favorite toy, along with micro machines


I agree, it looked like a lot of CGI, but i was planning to give it a go because i really loved GI Joe as a kid. Not anymore, what happened to it being "Real AMERICAN Heroes"?

Fucking liberal pussies fucking up my favorite goddam childhood cartoon and turning it into a O-blowjob. Jesus H. Christ in a fucking chicken basket.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 5:13:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By lysm:

Originally Posted By Miami_JBT:
From this.....

...


White. Thats real tactical right there. And look at that tactical belt buckle and those tactical high heels.

What the FUCK?

You don't remember your childhood do you?
Baroness: http://www.yojoe.com/action/84/baroness.shtml
Storm Shadow: http://www.yojoe.com/action/84/stormshadow.shtml

I say that they go those two pretty spot on..


However..

http://chud.com/articles/content_images/55/ripcord.jpg
is not equal to
http://www.yojoe.com/action/84/ripcord.shtml

However, Conner Trinneer would work better.

Link Posted: 8/3/2009 5:14:36 PM EST
Well, if the director of this movie can downplay American patriotism, then I can downplay his movies like a motherfucker.

Liberals the world over can line up and suck my asshole after a week of cheap beer and crawfish.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 5:16:02 PM EST
what a douche
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 5:16:43 PM EST
Fuck that shit.

Whatever he made it wasn't a GI Joe movie.

Link Posted: 8/3/2009 5:17:18 PM EST
I hate to tell ya folks, but GI Joe has been bastardized for a long time.

This is just the final straw.

Link Posted: 8/3/2009 5:20:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By MrMojoRising:
Fuck that shit.

Whatever he made it wasn't a GI Joe movie.



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