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Posted: 11/11/2008 4:51:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/11/2008 5:49:38 PM EDT by distributor_of_pain]
So I decided to do something a little different with the girlfriend this Saturday night, so we are going to stay the night in a Haunted hotel.
Room 11 to be exact.
I wanted to get room 14, but it was already booked.

She was telling me the other day that she believes in ghosts, so I figured sex in a 100 year old bed, in a haunted hotel would be pretty cool.

I told her I booked room 11, and when she asked why, I said "because it's the room that the lady killed herslef in" (not true). She actually thought that was cool. I think I'll wait until Sunday morning to tell her there wasn't a murder in our room....if we make it out alive

Room 11
Link Posted: 11/11/2008 4:56:33 PM EDT
Ghost orgy ftw!
Link Posted: 11/11/2008 4:56:52 PM EDT
About 10 years ago, my g/f and I stayed at what was billed as the oldest operating hotel in AK and was supposed to be haunted.

We got shitfaced at the bar, passed out in our room and didn't see any ghosts.
Link Posted: 11/11/2008 4:57:36 PM EDT
I wanna buy a haunted house.

Link Posted: 11/11/2008 5:00:07 PM EDT
Bring Swindle with ya, he can exorcise the room for you.
Link Posted: 11/11/2008 5:01:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Gripy:
Bring Swindle with ya, he can exorcise the room for you.


and take all the fun out of it? No way!
Link Posted: 11/11/2008 5:05:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/11/2008 5:08:38 PM EDT by Gopher]
Need AAR with pics and video please.


We started to book a room there three years ago but the girls chickened out.

Jefferson is a pretty cool little town. While she is checking out the antiques there is a little store on the west side of the square you need to check out. Lots of civil war stuff and a few black powder weapons. The owner is a hoot.  If the paddle wheeler is still running over in Uncertain take the last Lake Caddo tour of the day. That is one spooky place at sundown.
Link Posted: 11/11/2008 5:09:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By blindmice:
Ghost orgy ftw!


DON'T FO!
Link Posted: 11/11/2008 5:09:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Gopher:
Need AAR with pics and video please.


We started to book a room there three years ago but the girls chickened out.

Jefferson is a pretty cool little town. Whike she is checking out the antiques there is a little store on the west side of the square you need to check out. Lots of civil war stuff and a few black powder weapons. The owner is a hoot.  If the paddle wheeler is still running over in Uncertain take the last Lake Caddo tour of the day. That is one spooky place at sundown.


Awesome!

I may get a new video camera just for this. My current one is broken. I wonder if there are any decent 1080P camcorders with "night vision" mode.
Link Posted: 11/11/2008 5:12:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Gripy:
Bring Swindle with ya, he can exorcise the room for you.


Ghost girl? check.
Alone? check.


Fap fap fap fap.

Ghost gone? check!

Link Posted: 11/11/2008 5:18:50 PM EDT
Try statying at the Oak alley plantation in cabin 4. I did for 2 nights,   have fun with all that ghost shit, thats not for me.
Link Posted: 11/11/2008 5:21:49 PM EDT
OOOH MY!!  Been there done that! Before T-Shirts were popular!!
So, I don't have one...

Cover your 6 at all times!!!

Makes no difference if your are munching pie or bumping uglys.
If you feel a tingle in your ass, don't back into it!!  It's not her!!
Link Posted: 11/11/2008 5:31:21 PM EDT
Dibs on your guns, ammo, and accouterments.
Link Posted: 11/11/2008 5:43:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By masfonos:
Originally Posted By blindmice:
Ghost orgy ftw!


DON'T FO!


Fuck that!

I'M FOING!
Link Posted: 11/14/2008 4:56:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/14/2008 4:56:18 PM EDT by JarHead94]
Are you from East Texas? I live about 20 minutes from Jefferson.....well, I do when I don't live in Iraq.

I heard that a certain famous director checked in there, but hauled ass out due to the "ghosts"......
Link Posted: 11/14/2008 5:04:13 PM EDT
Maybe the ghosts will threaten to kill you, then end up only pelting you with cupcakes.
Link Posted: 11/14/2008 5:05:23 PM EDT
So is this where she's going to fuck you up the ass?
Link Posted: 11/14/2008 5:09:48 PM EDT
haha maybe you will run into ShawnoftheDead.
Link Posted: 11/17/2008 11:05:43 AM EDT
AAR?
Link Posted: 11/17/2008 12:53:21 PM EDT
Make sure you do the Ghost tours...well worth it.
So how was it?  Personally I love that town...pretty cool little place.
Stayed in Room 14 myself.
Link Posted: 11/17/2008 12:55:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/17/2008 12:55:29 PM EDT by Jrock82]
Take a Ouiji board, and ask it what sorts of things your girlfriend should do to you, and let you do to her.
Link Posted: 11/17/2008 1:00:33 PM EDT
Isn't there some room of The Jefferson Hotel that is supposedly so haunted nobody can stay in it?  I could swear I read this somewhere.....
Link Posted: 11/17/2008 1:01:49 PM EDT
ZOINKS!
Link Posted: 11/17/2008 1:02:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/17/2008 1:04:50 PM EDT by JellyBelly]
Originally Posted By GotSig556:
AAR?



He got pulled into the television right after a tree fell through the window and an unusual occurrence in the pool.

There is nothing left in the room except the strange odor of peanut butter cupcakes and Astraglide.
Link Posted: 11/17/2008 1:06:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/17/2008 1:06:50 PM EDT by jmftexas]
Is she bringing the dildo this time?
Link Posted: 11/17/2008 1:06:49 PM EDT
PPAPHIIS, PPAPHIIS!!!  
Link Posted: 11/17/2008 1:07:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
Maybe the ghosts will threaten to kill you, then end up only pelting you with cupcakes.


Link Posted: 11/17/2008 1:07:46 PM EDT
Tag for the Demonic Exorcism
Link Posted: 11/17/2008 1:08:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jrock82:
Take a Ouiji board, and ask it what sorts of things your girlfriend should do to you, and let you do to her.


Thats a great idea.  Not so much the ask questions about what to do to your girl, but definately take Quiji board.  Those things are frigin freaky.  If you havent used one before, this would be a perfect time to try it.
Link Posted: 11/17/2008 1:08:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/17/2008 1:09:20 PM EDT by capnrob97]
Cool.

I stayed at the 'Bellview Biltmore' once in Clearwater.

Big, old hotel, very creepy at night.  Wife and I walked around exploring around 2 am, but no ghosts

http://www.belleviewbiltmore.com/
Link Posted: 11/17/2008 1:14:29 PM EDT
Is she foing to bring a dildo?
Link Posted: 11/17/2008 1:17:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By distributor_of_pain:
Originally Posted By Gopher:
Need AAR with pics and video please.


We started to book a room there three years ago but the girls chickened out.

Jefferson is a pretty cool little town. Whike she is checking out the antiques there is a little store on the west side of the square you need to check out. Lots of civil war stuff and a few black powder weapons. The owner is a hoot.  If the paddle wheeler is still running over in Uncertain take the last Lake Caddo tour of the day. That is one spooky place at sundown.


Awesome!

I may get a new video camera just for this. My current one is broken. I wonder if there are any decent 1080P camcorders with "night vision" mode.


Yes, but I think they will be more then a grand, I could be wrong.
Link Posted: 11/17/2008 1:22:41 PM EDT
I encountered a haunting here: http://www.generallewisinn.com/index.html

The wife and I stopped here for dinner on the way back from skiing. The lady at the front desk said we could wonder the hotel.  Stepped into a room and felt really funny, uneasy type feeling.  Looked over at the wife and said "This room is haunted"  went to the front clerk and asked if the room was haunted, she then pulled this huge scrap book about the haunting in tthat very same room.
Link Posted: 11/17/2008 1:25:14 PM EDT

I would make sure she is on top. Nothing worse than getting surprise ghost buttsex while your doing the dirty with your girl.
Link Posted: 11/17/2008 1:26:43 PM EDT
tag for AAR
Link Posted: 11/17/2008 1:39:10 PM EDT
You know the ghost/killer/monster always gruesomely slays the young unmarried couple while they are in the middle of having sex. Just keep in mind that while your girl is riding you at any moment she could be decapitated with her headless corpse spraying blood all over the bedroom.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 1:24:15 PM EDT
distributor_of_pain posted today, so why no AAR??
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 1:27:10 PM EDT
In Before The Haunted Cupcakes.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 1:29:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JarHead94:
Isn't there some room of The Jefferson Hotel that is supposedly so haunted nobody can stay in it?  I could swear I read this somewhere.....


I could stay in it.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:20:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:32:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By WildBoar:
Originally Posted By JarHead94:
Isn't there some room of The Jefferson Hotel that is supposedly so haunted nobody can stay in it?  I could swear I read this somewhere.....


I could stay in it.


I ain't afraid of no ghost!
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 3:02:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Misery:
distributor_of_pain posted today, so why no AAR??


The dildo was brought by the GF and he used it on himself.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 3:29:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 3:55:03 PM EDT


Originally Posted By Tango7:



Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

ZOINKS!









I'll see your "Zoinks" and raise you a Ruh Roh



I see your Ruh Roh and raise you a Jenkies





 
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