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Posted: 6/5/2002 12:32:41 PM EST
I propose a new law enforcement campaign - enforce the use of the paper toilet rings, or "Ass Gaskets".  We can station a police officer in each restroom stall and if you sit down without properly protecting yourself, WHAM - ticketolio!  

Link Posted: 6/5/2002 12:38:35 PM EST
Who uses public toilets????
Link Posted: 6/5/2002 12:41:00 PM EST
why? did you catch one of those funny diseases that make purple bumps appear all over your genitals from the toilet seat?  
enlighten us, SNorman.  actually, on second thought, DON'T.
Link Posted: 6/5/2002 12:41:34 PM EST
I dunno man. Ass Gaskets? Sounds too much like a gay thing, especially if you are at one of those rest stops. "Hey lover, got your Ass Gasket on?"


Link Posted: 6/5/2002 12:55:07 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/5/2002 1:00:23 PM EST
You guys don't call these ass gaskets?  Also what do you at work, do you drive home to go poo poo.
Link Posted: 6/5/2002 1:01:03 PM EST
Oh I forgot to mention - all of you get tickets!
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