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Posted: 9/17/2009 8:38:18 AM EST
Funny thing on the New York news last night...

As the weatherman finished his forecast, the anchor tells the weatherman, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."

Nick the weatherman then says, "I guess that's me", to which the anchorman then strangely says, "Keep fucking that chicken".

The look on the face of the woman co-anchor is priceless!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnXYWSa56w




Link Posted: 9/17/2009 8:41:50 AM EST
either he is trying to get fired, or he meant to say plucking
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 8:42:41 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 8:43:38 AM EST
Sig line material?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 8:44:20 AM EST
WTF?

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 8:44:32 AM EST
I thought he said plucking
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 8:45:14 AM EST


Is that you Ron Burgandy?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 8:46:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By Quarterbore:
I thought he said plucking

No, you can tell he said "fucking" by the expression of the co-anchor. She clearly heard the f-bomb too.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 8:49:02 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 8:49:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By StephenNW:

Originally Posted By Quarterbore:
I thought he said plucking

No, you can tell he said "fucking" by the expression of the co-anchor. She clearly heard the f-bomb too.
Is english her native language

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 8:49:51 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 8:51:27 AM EST


That facial expression is priceless.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 8:53:26 AM EST


LOL!

This reminds me of a similar story that happened to me. I was working at a local news station here in Tucson. Our weather man tried to recite the poem "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers," but instead said "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers." Every one at the station erupted in laughter, but our producer was pissed! This was shortly after the Janet Jackson "wardrobe malfunction" incident, and she was terrified that the FCC would come after us.

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 8:57:11 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 9:02:00 AM EST by Ohio]
It comes from an old story about how slogans and such don't translate well sometimes.

A slogan for a chicken producer was "It takes a (something) man to make tender chicken" (something like strong or skilled).
It translated into Spanish (?) as "It takes a strong man to make love to a chicken".

This:
Read number 10

You can see in the interplay they were referring to that tale.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:17:51 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:06:18 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 1:06:51 PM EST by chrism101]
Our FOX WEATHER guy locally was talking shit about someone, it cut to the live shot early before they went live normally for the news because the network lost national feed of IDOL, He was saying : Oh Fuck No, That guy is a Total Dick and the girl was like , dan the lights on, he was like, oh welcome folks we are here a little early today and having some technical problems.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:10:22 PM EST


"Cluck cluck, baby!"
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:29:37 PM EST
10 to 1 odds he was thinking about wanting to fuck the anchorette and had a Freudian slip.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:32:49 PM EST
Anyone else think of "Super Troopers" when they read the title?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:39:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
Anyone else think of "Super Troopers" when they read the title?

No, but now I did lol

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:41:05 PM EST
I saw this live here is Aus..

This arsehole im married to

listen to the producer click his fingers to remind them they are on air...
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:45:59 PM EST
lol.... Nice
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:46:45 PM EST
There's a big red tally light on top of my viewfinder for just such an occasion.
When it's on, that means my camera is live.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:42:42 PM EST
I was just about to post this. Oh well, some days you fuck the chicken, some days the chicken fucks you.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:50:59 PM EST
Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
Anyone else think of "Super Troopers" when they read the title?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fopvzf77b8



Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:51:44 PM EST
The lady newscaster in that video is Dari Alexander who used to be on Fox News. I wondered what happened to her.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:56:54 PM EST
Such an awesome thing to say to someone.
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